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I've just got to bitch about my dealer for a second because this shit is unreal...

His dope is great, and even his coke, but he's terrible with time, and he's also paranoid as all hell; and I understand his reason for being so paranoid because the guy sells out of his home, and he lives in an apartment complex, so, there's good reason to be so cautious.

But the guy is just such an unbelievable dick. I know how he likes things to be done, and so I try to do things in that particular way for him whenever I'm picking up; for example, if I see someone when I'm walking to his apartment, I'm supposed to keep walking and then call him to let him know.

Today, there was no one around, so I walked up to his door but it was locked. I sat down on the steps outside and called him to tell him that the door was locked. When I hung up with him, a car rolled into the parking lot and parked basically right in front of me. At that moment, I had two options: get up and walk away, which I thought would look more suspicious, or continue waiting the extra few seconds for my dealer to open the door for me and then step inside. I chose to wait, and I guess that I chose wrong because my dealer gave me a hard time.

He opened the door for me, and immediately... "Again, brother, again! You got to use your head!" I told him, straight-up, "dude that person rolled up after I hung up with you, and what was I supposed to do? walk away? you don't think that would have looked more suspicious?" He was like, "No I don't. You get up, and you walk away. That's just common sense..."

I can't believe it. Honestly, I'm thinking of beating him. I'm fucking tired of being treated like shit by this dealer, and I'm on methadone now anyway. But, it's all talk and I know that I'll never beat him because I hate the idea of having a bad reputation. Still, he's such an ass, and I hate getting yelled at and being made to feel stupid over something like that...
 
Has absolutely no idea what a unit of time is. None whatsoever. 5 minutes may be half hour half day or tomorrow. Grrr!
 
Trying to get some molly before a festival..

Called him a couple days beforehand and he told me he would call me back that night. No call.
I call him the next day, he says the same thing.. No call.
I try to call him the next day, he doesn't pick up. He then rings me later that night, tells me to call him tomorrow because he'll have the stuff. Thank god, finally. I was about to head to another dealer
I call him that next day.. the day of my festival. He doesn't pick up. Keep calling him.. he ignores every single message.

I try my other dealer and he says he doesn't have any.. he tells me I should have asked him a couple days beforehand

Bought myself a bottle of vodka that night and went drunk instead. I don't get pissed when I don't have my drugs but it really irritates me when I really look forward to rolling and then something like this happens.
 
Has absolutely no idea what a unit of time is. None whatsoever. 5 minutes may be half hour half day or tomorrow. Grrr!
This seems to be a requirement to be a dope dealer...literally, everyone Ive met has no fuckin concept of time. Everyone I do dope wit agrees, and everyone on BL seems to have this problem too. Like really, WTF is up wit that shit lol?!
 
This seems to be a requirement to be a dope dealer...literally, everyone Ive met has no fuckin concept of time. Everyone I do dope wit agrees, and everyone on BL seems to have this problem too. Like really, WTF is up wit that shit lol?!

They know about time they just don't care. They know we will wait in that fucking parking lot for however long it takes.
 
Yea but, every. fuckin. one. of em... Like, jesus christ lol. Like my dude, if he says "2 mins", I know it'll be like 5-10...if he says "5 mins" it'll be more like 15-20 minutes. I've gotten the "5 mins" and literally waited a fuckin hour and a half before, why even fuckin say 5 minutes? So fuckin stupid... But I can't get mad at him, he cuffs me bags pretty much everyday, sometimes gives me extra for the wait, even threw me 5 buvks once cuz of the wait haha. He sees me as a friend before an addict/custy, I drive him to re up n shit and where ever hes needs to go pretty much, he buys me food and drinks n shit, sometimes we'll chill, always hits me up first if he needs a ride, and will throw me a bag for every ride. So sometimes I'll be buying one, cuffing one and gettin one for free for givin him a ride. He's a good dude. Just shitty with time and slow as fuck to do anything lol.
 
I hate dealer time. Fuckers! When did 20 mins turn into 12 hours?! Shit, I'm payin YOU! Grr. Only complaint really.

Wait. I also gotta complain about the dumb asses that wanna meet in the most public spots. Shit y don't we just do it in the police department? Ugh.

/rant

High af ATM lol
 
lol funniest shit happened to me and my friend one time the guy kept calling my phone and going "where you at" and we were like were at the corner exactly where you told us to go

WHERE, YOU AT?

and after like 10 mins of wtf faces I see his car whipping around the corner and he pulls up to the window going the other direction on the road (like how cops sits when they talk to each other) and he was just like

"I thought we were meeting at NOT IMPORTANT & 2nd st not 3rd st my bad"

but you were the one who sai-

you know what fuck it have a good night man I'll talk to sometime soon

not worth arguing, you'll never out-argue your dope dealer because they hold all the cards really, especially in areas where its everywhere.

they really don't need your money, so you basically have no form of leverage, AT ALL
 
But in NYC I've dealt with people who run into me on the street who ask me if im looking for drugs and give me their number. I call them and ask for dope or coke or weed and they're like "yeah man i got the hookup for anything lemme call you back" or "thats comin through later" so i call back and never get an answer... the funny part is they text me "yo" a week later and i respond and they say "what u need?" and i say dope and they respond "ima have that later" and then they of course dont... and these people just kind of sit in my phonebook pretending to be drug dealers, my thing is, why? If you're a drug dealer be a drug dealer or you're not then kick rocks does it provide you with some sort of satisfaction to tell me you got the hookup even though im a complete stranger? I would understand if I was a sexy woman you were trying to impress but i'm 1. not a woman 2. not very sexy.

I had something very similar happen to me in one of the ghetto towns by me. I was having a beer with my friend and he tells me how he just ran into a few dudes who said they had coke (probably approached him since he's white and was in a black area), so he told them he fucked around, so they told him they would call him later when they were good. He was telling me this as his phone was ringing with them calling, and when he answered I hear him say
"dog food, idk" and then asks me what it means and if I know anyone interested. I told him it meant heroin and that I would be down to sample a few bags, so we set up a meet.

We ran into them later that night, and they asked me what I was looking for. As I do with all prospective dealers, I told them I just wanted to buy 2 bags, see the quality, and if all was good I would be a very good customers of theirs and make them good money. They give me the b.s. about not having it on them, and how they would hit me up later about that. Later comes and they never answered the phone, but of course the next day they texted me some b.s. about their phone acting up. So now they are saying they want to sell me a bundle, but I told them I'm not looking to spend that much money yet until I know how the product is. They of course tell me it's fire, but I still insisted on only getting a few bags. They went down on the bundle price, but it seemed so sketch I told them I was good and going to my regular dude.

Just about every day after that I would get texts from them saying "bunny, X?" to which I would reply to them saying I was still only going to drop $20 before doing any real business with them. They again dropped the bundle price, to the point where it wouldn't even be worth it for them to do considering I was willing to pay regular price for 2 bags. Like why on earth would they want to sell me 8 more bags that I wanted for a little over 2x what I wanted to pay for the two bags? Sometimes they would say they would do the two bags, but then not answer their phone again that day. It was pretty evident that they just wanted to beat me, and were trying to get the price low enough for me to bite, but high enough for it to be worth it for them to rip me off.

This was in the spring, and I actually just got a text last week from a number that must have been one of theirs, saying 'bunnies' and nothing else. They never bothered my friend about the coke again after never getting any for him that night, so I've been wondering why they were so persistent with me but not him. Maybe because he lived in the ghetto town they were from, and I don't, so they wouldn't run into me again if they ripped me off, but regardless that's still a lot of work to put in to rip me off for not that much money. That's why I never really trust any black people that claim they can get me all these drugs, because chances are it's a scam. Spanish dealers seem to be more business oriented and looking out for the long term, so I like to stick with them, especially since they are the ones getting the drugs shipped to them from their family members in their native countries.

I've just got to bitch about my dealer for a second because this shit is unreal...

His dope is great, and even his coke, but he's terrible with time, and he's also paranoid as all hell; and I understand his reason for being so paranoid because the guy sells out of his home, and he lives in an apartment complex, so, there's good reason to be so cautious.

But the guy is just such an unbelievable dick. I know how he likes things to be done, and so I try to do things in that particular way for him whenever I'm picking up; for example, if I see someone when I'm walking to his apartment, I'm supposed to keep walking and then call him to let him know.

Today, there was no one around, so I walked up to his door but it was locked. I sat down on the steps outside and called him to tell him that the door was locked. When I hung up with him, a car rolled into the parking lot and parked basically right in front of me. At that moment, I had two options: get up and walk away, which I thought would look more suspicious, or continue waiting the extra few seconds for my dealer to open the door for me and then step inside. I chose to wait, and I guess that I chose wrong because my dealer gave me a hard time.

He opened the door for me, and immediately... "Again, brother, again! You got to use your head!" I told him, straight-up, "dude that person rolled up after I hung up with you, and what was I supposed to do? walk away? you don't think that would have looked more suspicious?" He was like, "No I don't. You get up, and you walk away. That's just common sense..."

I can't believe it. Honestly, I'm thinking of beating him. I'm fucking tired of being treated like shit by this dealer, and I'm on methadone now anyway. But, it's all talk and I know that I'll never beat him because I hate the idea of having a bad reputation. Still, he's such an ass, and I hate getting yelled at and being made to feel stupid over something like that...

That reminds me of my friends dealer that was the biggest dick ever. He would just talk down to my friend so badly, ripping him a new asshole over the slightest mistake. Even if you were buying more drugs than you initially said he would get pissed, because "you know I live on the 13th floor, it's not easy for me to just run back up there and get you more dope." Well, it's not exactly easy for us to drive to you from the suburbs, 40 mins one way, and having to go through the ghetto where we stick out like sore thumbs with cops just waiting to pull us over if they so much as see us. This guy would also never give deals, and would never spot out any bags no matter how much we were getting. My boy was copping at least 2 bundles a day from him, but whenever he asked for a few bags on the arm he would say "I can't do that right now champ." That dealer got locked up recently though, and the guy taking over for him isn't as good with time and availability, but will at least spot out a few bags since he uses and knows how it is to be sick, and is way nicer than his predecessor. He told us the other guy sniffed some dope too, so I'm surprised he never spotted out anything.

My other problem with them is that they didn't care much about the customer getting popped, as long as they didn't have to go out of their way for the sale. The one guy would have us meet him right next to the precinct (I never realized how close it was until we got locked up there and were brought basically right back to where we had copped) since he lived right behind it. The new guy sells on the block he lives and claims all his neighbors keep to themselves, but then told us how he was just searched there the night before, so obviously someone is talking since there's no other reason why he would be searched like that on a residential block in NYC. Yet he still had my boy meeting him there so he wouldn't have to walk far with the dope, even though that meant my boy would be more likely to get popped.
 
^yea thats some sketch shit for sure. Buying a bag or two is always a good way to go when trying a new dealer. You avoided getting robber or worse. I hate how junkies are such easy marks and every stick up kid knows this. Guy i know was so ill and desperate one night he had a guy offer him a gram for xxx lol i said man thats half price thats too good to be true. He didnt listen and ended up buying a bag of blunt guts lol. Dumbass. First thing you learn when dealing with the dope world is that everything has a catch and if it sounds too good to be true it is. And unlike weed where its communal and peaceful heroin is like everyman for himself. Its a rough life.
 
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When they give you unintelligible directions over the phone and you're awkwardly going, "yeah, yeah." Like you have a clue what they're saying.
 
^yea thats some sketch shit for sure. Buying a bag or two is always a good way to go when trying a new dealer. You avoided getting robber or worse. I hate how junkies are such easy marks and every stick up kid knows this. Guy i know was so ill and desperate one night he had a guy offer him a gram for xxx lol i said man thats half price thats too good to be true. He didnt listen and ended up buying a bag of blunt guts lol. Dumbass. First thing you learn when dealing with the dope world is that everything has a catch and if it sounds too good to be true it is. And unlike weed where its communal and peaceful heroin is like everyman for himself. Its a rough life.

I actually got a call from the dude today. I didn't answer since I didn't recognize the number, so I called back from a diff number and said they just called me, and when I told them my name he was all like 'heyooo, I was boys with <name I didn't even know> and I used to fuck withchu." I named the town I had met that other dude in, and he said yea, that's me. So then he was like "everything was on point from me before I went away on my little vacation, right?" I just said yes, even though I never really copped from him. So now I'm wondering if he was actually a dealer, but I've been clean and am not about to mess that up dealing with a stranger when I could easily cop from at least 3 local dudes I know well.
 
I've just got to bitch about my dealer for a second because this shit is unreal...

His dope is great, and even his coke, but he's terrible with time, and he's also paranoid as all hell; and I understand his reason for being so paranoid because the guy sells out of his home, and he lives in an apartment complex, so, there's good reason to be so cautious.

But the guy is just such an unbelievable dick. I know how he likes things to be done, and so I try to do things in that particular way for him whenever I'm picking up; for example, if I see someone when I'm walking to his apartment, I'm supposed to keep walking and then call him to let him know.

Today, there was no one around, so I walked up to his door but it was locked. I sat down on the steps outside and called him to tell him that the door was locked. When I hung up with him, a car rolled into the parking lot and parked basically right in front of me. At that moment, I had two options: get up and walk away, which I thought would look more suspicious, or continue waiting the extra few seconds for my dealer to open the door for me and then step inside. I chose to wait, and I guess that I chose wrong because my dealer gave me a hard time.

He opened the door for me, and immediately... "Again, brother, again! You got to use your head!" I told him, straight-up, "dude that person rolled up after I hung up with you, and what was I supposed to do? walk away? you don't think that would have looked more suspicious?" He was like, "No I don't. You get up, and you walk away. That's just common sense..."

I can't believe it. Honestly, I'm thinking of beating him. I'm fucking tired of being treated like shit by this dealer, and I'm on methadone now anyway. But, it's all talk and I know that I'll never beat him because I hate the idea of having a bad reputation. Still, he's such an ass, and I hate getting yelled at and being made to feel stupid over something like that...
The guys a complete drippy cock!
Im a bit late with this post but for what its worth, if I was this guy I would be happier that you acted natural and didnt run away like a naughty little kid with his hand in the cookie jar.lol
Plus, if you had walked away, you would only have to come back later and repeat the exercise.
My point of view is that dealing is like any business. You are supplying a commodity and companies that put the customer first are always rhe most successful.
Another universal truth is that the threat of violence (or implied threat) is often just as effective as actual violence....something to mull over perhaps?lol
 
I had something very similar happen to me in one of the ghetto towns by me. I was having a beer with my friend and he tells me how he just ran into a few dudes who said they had coke (probably approached him since he's white and was in a black area), so he told them he fucked around, so they told him they would call him later when they were good. He was telling me this as his phone was ringing with them calling, and when he answered I hear him say
"dog food, idk" and then asks me what it means and if I know anyone interested. I told him it meant heroin and that I would be down to sample a few bags, so we set up a meet.

We ran into them later that night, and they asked me what I was looking for. As I do with all prospective dealers, I told them I just wanted to buy 2 bags, see the quality, and if all was good I would be a very good customers of theirs and make them good money. They give me the b.s. about not having it on them, and how they would hit me up later about that. Later comes and they never answered the phone, but of course the next day they texted me some b.s. about their phone acting up. So now they are saying they want to sell me a bundle, but I told them I'm not looking to spend that much money yet until I know how the product is. They of course tell me it's fire, but I still insisted on only getting a few bags. They went down on the bundle price, but it seemed so sketch I told them I was good and going to my regular dude.

Just about every day after that I would get texts from them saying "bunny, X?" to which I would reply to them saying I was still only going to drop $20 before doing any real business with them. They again dropped the bundle price, to the point where it wouldn't even be worth it for them to do considering I was willing to pay regular price for 2 bags. Like why on earth would they want to sell me 8 more bags that I wanted for a little over 2x what I wanted to pay for the two bags? Sometimes they would say they would do the two bags, but then not answer their phone again that day. It was pretty evident that they just wanted to beat me, and were trying to get the price low enough for me to bite, but high enough for it to be worth it for them to rip me off.

This was in the spring, and I actually just got a text last week from a number that must have been one of theirs, saying 'bunnies' and nothing else. They never bothered my friend about the coke again after never getting any for him that night, so I've been wondering why they were so persistent with me but not him. Maybe because he lived in the ghetto town they were from, and I don't, so they wouldn't run into me again if they ripped me off, but regardless that's still a lot of work to put in to rip me off for not that much money. That's why I never really trust any black people that claim they can get me all these drugs, because chances are it's a scam. Spanish dealers seem to be more business oriented and looking out for the long term, so I like to stick with them, especially since they are the ones getting the drugs shipped to them from their family members in their native countries.



That reminds me of my friends dealer that was the biggest dick ever. He would just talk down to my friend so badly, ripping him a new asshole over the slightest mistake. Even if you were buying more drugs than you initially said he would get pissed, because "you know I live on the 13th floor, it's not easy for me to just run back up there and get you more dope." Well, it's not exactly easy for us to drive to you from the suburbs, 40 mins one way, and having to go through the ghetto where we stick out like sore thumbs with cops just waiting to pull us over if they so much as see us. This guy would also never give deals, and would never spot out any bags no matter how much we were getting. My boy was copping at least 2 bundles a day from him, but whenever he asked for a few bags on the arm he would say "I can't do that right now champ." That dealer got locked up recently though, and the guy taking over for him isn't as good with time and availability, but will at least spot out a few bags since he uses and knows how it is to be sick, and is way nicer than his predecessor. He told us the other guy sniffed some dope too, so I'm surprised he never spotted out anything.

My other problem with them is that they didn't care much about the customer getting popped, as long as they didn't have to go out of their way for the sale. The one guy would have us meet him right next to the precinct (I never realized how close it was until we got locked up there and were brought basically right back to where we had copped) since he lived right behind it. The new guy sells on the block he lives and claims all his neighbors keep to themselves, but then told us how he was just searched there the night before, so obviously someone is talking since there's no other reason why he would be searched like that on a residential block in NYC. Yet he still had my boy meeting him there so he wouldn't have to walk far with the dope, even though that meant my boy would be more likely to get popped.


Thats so true, i just dont trust black guys they have never done me good. Was once walking in the ghetto and a black guy asked what you need. I said you got some H he said yea i said what kind? He said what you mean i said tar or powder. He said both. Right then i knew he was BSing but he said i could look at product before handing money. He said we had to go to his house i was like no dude but hes like just check it out, and against my instinct i went down there. Some guy was leaning out the window of his house and was like ready for the exchange but then all the sudden i see someone tryin to hide behind the fence and i ask what kind of shit you got goin on here this is weird im out, the guy was obviously tryin to rob me with his buddies and was beggin me to come back too bad they were pussies because they couldve got me i was right in their yard. Wasnt the worst thing to ever happen to me but i always trust my instinct now.

And only deal with Latinos who are older. No young bucks
 
all my dealers have me meet them on the westside of town in the fuckin worst spots where a little 19 yo white boy like me sticks out like a sore thumb. not only that but i sit there minimum 10min waiting on them even tho his house is litterly a 30second walk from the spot and all his shit is pre bagged. I think they make me wait just to be assholes. like you cant be busy 100% of the time in your fuckin house when theres money outside waitin for you. not to mention the longer i sit there the sketchier/hotter the spot gets.

im glad i drive a POS car and not a BMW of lexus like some of my buddys. so i dont stick out to bad.
 
I cant really complain as my current go to pill dealer has great business ethic.
He doesnt make me wait, lives less than 3 miles from my house, and he gives me better deals because i bring him good biz and am almost a daily customer.
He is also a major meth head and will every once in awhile crash for days after meth binges. Like yesterday and today. lol
 
Thats so true, i just dont trust black guys they have never done me good. Was once walking in the ghetto and a black guy asked what you need. I said you got some H he said yea i said what kind? He said what you mean i said tar or powder. He said both. Right then i knew he was BSing but he said i could look at product before handing money. He said we had to go to his house i was like no dude but hes like just check it out, and against my instinct i went down there. Some guy was leaning out the window of his house and was like ready for the exchange but then all the sudden i see someone tryin to hide behind the fence and i ask what kind of shit you got goin on here this is weird im out, the guy was obviously tryin to rob me with his buddies and was beggin me to come back too bad they were pussies because they couldve got me i was right in their yard. Wasnt the worst thing to ever happen to me but i always trust my instinct now.

And only deal with Latinos who are older. No young bucks

Yea man, if someone is a legit dealer they don't have to beg for you to deal with them. The real latino dealers would never do that, and in fact they cut you off once you fuck them over. Trust me, my boy that shorted / never paid back a few of them has heard 'you're cut off Papi' from them and that was that.

I mentioned in my follow-up post to the one you quoted that the dude randomly started hitting me up again. Well since then he's texted me at least twice a day, and called me at least once. He only met me once back in june, and yet he's hitting me up as if I was one of his regulars that spent a lot of money. In fact I never bought anything from him, and he still might be trying to rob me, but like I said that's a lot of work just to rob me $50. Also, he said he was locked up, well I'm not surprised since he's obviously too trusting being that he's sent me all these texts and having dope, and yet he's only met me once so really doesn't know who I am. I actually have no clue what he looks like.
 
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