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Gibberings CLI: Jizz-Free Zone

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brimz said:
Just got best pm ever .

From a GLer no posts asking me about the crack scene in Northern Portugal .

I am very familiar with it but don't have a fukin hotline to the Bairro or maybe i do :sus:
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i wonder who that mysterious greenlighter was eh ;-) ?

I had some great pms myself from the wee dude aswell
 
Mendo_K said:
That all you got? Give me 3 days and I can fill a shot glass with my man gloop easy. Push it for 5 days and its over my head.
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There's toilet paper on the left side of the computer, that's where most of the man juice landed.

I probably have a diet low on zinc, notice that if I take multivitamins/minerals, I produce much much more stuff. I remember getting a spam email that said "Do you want to cum like Peter North?", obviously investigated the matter further and the pills had tons of zinc as ingredient plus muira puama and other herbals. Didn't buy the pills though just checked the ingredients
 
ColtDan said:
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Not even a recent photo.. no fair :-D
 
Mental Kenny said:
I probably have a diet low on zinc, notice that if I take multivitamins/minerals, I produce much much more stuff. I remember getting a spam email that said "Do you want to cum like Peter North?", obviously investigated the matter further and the pills had tons of zinc as ingredient plus muira puama and other herbals. Didn't buy the pills though just checked the ingredients
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I underestimated the power of my own torrent this morning and ended up with the entire load landing right on the waistband of a pair of trousers I'd only just washed.

Diet does play its part, for sure.
 
Mental Kenny said:
Just letting you guys know I've had the first non-tantric wank in months, usually I only watch porn when off me tits on uppers so I never manage a stiffie let alone finish the job, but today I had to waste some body fluids, fucking hell that feels better %)

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Nice same Laptop As mine :\
 
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Nerdboy takes 25mg zinc a day, as do I. Good for your immunity system. Having a towel at hand certainly makes things less messy. Warm man goo is fine, but cold just becomes rather icky pretty quickly.
 
Zinc deficiency is one of the conditions white flecks in your fingernails can signify, no?
 
babylonboy said:
Zinc deficiency is one of the conditions white flecks in your fingernails can signify, no?
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I thought that was calcium, but nerdboy linked me to an article a bit ago, poss in new scientist that debunked that whole fleck theory as being due to any difficiency at all. I'll ask him about it when he's around.
 
I find after few days of heavy boozing and coke im all liquid and no gloop, anyone scientific enough to delve into why such things occur? Any other day of the day its yoghurt.

Anyway the RAC came in 14 minutes! new record, battery had died... left my lights on. Anyway underneath my car was a full bottle of red wine (bottle), with some sort of spirit in there with a cork in the top (not red wine), odd.. smells like fucking solvent. Hope someone wasnt planning on giving me the old molotov cocktail but had other ideas...Dont think I will be drinking it
 
Marmalade said:
Nerdboy takes 25mg zinc a day, as do I. Good for your immunity system. Having a towel at hand certainly makes things less messy. Warm man goo is fine, but cold just becomes rather icky pretty quickly.
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I had a sock to hand this morning, anticipating only the weakest of dribbles.

I was wrong.

Marmalade said:

N-Dubz's Dappy kicked in face by horse
The N-Dubz rapper Dappy has been hospitalised after a horse he was riding kicked him in the face

sorry, but I lold ... bad Marmz ....
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The fact he secretly rides horses is funny enough on its own.
 
Sammy G said:
Natural sources of zinc? Are you trying to achieve a cinematic spurt?
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i dont know why the fuck im typing this on a public forum, but yes, they used to come naturally (pun intended) without having to eat special type of foods, over the last few years they have become increasingly less spectacular, and i was putting it down to having passed the peaks of my youth. Im not old though, Im only 43 FFS.
 
mydrugbuddy said:
i dont know why the fuck im typing this on a public forum, but yes, they used to come naturally (pun intended) without having to eat special type of foods, over the last few years they have become increasingly less spectacular, and i was putting it down to having passed the peaks of my youth. Im not old though, Im only 43 FFS.
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With the amount of benzos you consume, I'm surprised you can still get off at all!

Remember that as good as your diet may be, drugs can strip your body of vitamins and minerals at a faster rate than you can replenish them.
 
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