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Weirdest things you've found?

Marmalade said:
why you hiding all this from the gf?

Surely you looked at, and 'enjoyed' them 'together'?
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She gets REAL funny about stupid shit..... So I haven't let her know I've looked on em. But believe me, there's nothing to 'enjoy' about them lol
 
mr.buffnstuff said:
So today me and mrs.buffnstuff was out for a drive, I pulled up at the side of the River Trent to have a walk and I see a holdall stuck the the hedge near the edge of te water.... I pulled it out and it felt heavy, but nothing could prepare me for what I was about to find!
I opened it up and tipped it out there was masses of porn mags and DVDs, women's underwear, a 'pussy pump' dildos and vibrators, Vaseline, poppers, baby oil, a digital camera with no memory card and 2x memory sticks! I retrieved the memory sticks and camera for closer inspection later.
But what the hell!? What's the weirdest things you've found?[/QUOTE

funny :)
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lol, brilliant thread. Can't believe you're keeping all this from your gf though. Surely she'd have a sense of humour about it? :D
 
A 50+ year old man face down in mud behind an highschool AstroTurf pitch in the early hours after walking round for a joint, pisswet through, thought he was dead. Didn't move after a few pokes and kicks, rang an ambulance by which time he'd buttoned up his keckhs and attempted to crawl off..

Also about 12kg blocks of utterly unsmokeable soap bar behind a log in the valley, got winged in the river was that old.

A fiver on the deck outside morrisons in Liverpool.

@mdb I've had a few shorts on tills 80 was my last, Sunday morning human error/being nice seems to go unnoticed
 
Mendo_K said:
A 50+ year old man face down in mud behind an highschool AstroTurf pitch in the early hours after walking round for a joint, pisswet through, thought he was dead. Didn't move after a few pokes and kicks, rang an ambulance by which time he'd buttoned up his keckhs and attempted to crawl off..

Also about 12kg blocks of utterly unsmokeable soap bar behind a log in the valley, got winged in the river was that old.

A fiver on the deck outside morrisons in Liverpool.

@mdb I've had a few shorts on tills 80 was my last, Sunday morning human error/being nice seems to go unnoticed
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Does a fiver qualify as a strange thing to find on the floor or is it strange because it was in Liverpool?
 
i want the msot kinky one.... come on, you know you all want that one...

strangest ive found was a gay orgy in a berlin park. but that was strange for me, not the locals.
ive also found condoms (used) in the most unlikely places... like churches backyards, cemetaries, greenhouses etc
 
A man i initially thought was in the middle of a chalk drawing outside of the Brighton central sainsburys. Once i looked harder and saw him fumbling with a poor excuse for a penis on all fours attempting to have a piss i realised otherwise.

Also, a jack rabbit whilst driving in America all too late as it slid under the wheels of my van. Shame that, i was into veganism at the time.
 
Oh, and myself, penis in hand, standing behind Noel Gallagher at a QOTSA gig being dared by the then gf to touch him with it.


....Seeing as I'd already done this to another man whilst aboard Elvis Presley's jet months before, i did.

Funny how Noel and this Mr X are now connected albeit unknowingly, by my penis.
 
swampdragon said:
Hrmpf. Why have I never had sex in a greenhouse? :(
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Neither have I. Wanna kill two birds with one stone?

Oh, people in greenhouses shouldn't throw stones. HR, right there.

Found LOADS of stuff but none of it particularly weird. Quite a lot valuable. Silver teapot under floorboards when gutting a house. GF knows a thing or two about antiques, sold at auction for £900. Brand new expensive leather jacket and, completely separately but only about a week apart, a pair of brand new knee high black boots. Both of which, jacket and boots, my gf benefited from. Probably £300 of stuff put together. Found £20 notes on three occasions, loads of fivers. First fiver I found I was about 8 and took it to my mum. Who promptly took it off me and put it in her purse. Bastard. We were poor. Found loads of stuff as kids, grenades from ammo dumps, lots of war shit that was still hanging about 30 years after the war. Found a load of trackside detonators for warning/stopping trains when men are working on the line. Spent a whole summer stopping express trains by sticking them on the line at will. Got in the papers, had police chasing us etc. As mentioned, porn was inevitably stumbled upon. The only Arabic porn I ever saw prior to the internet.

Nothing weird though. Oh I did find my brother sitting behind me at a 30000 people rave once. Rave was in Luton, I lived in London and he lived up norf. And we hadn't spoken for a couple of years. And I was on one. Yeah, that was weird.
 
StoneHappyMonday said:
Nothing weird though. Oh I did find my brother sitting behind me at a 30000 people rave once. Rave was in Luton, I lived in London and he lived up norf. And we hadn't spoken for a couple of years. And I was on one. Yeah, that was weird.
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WIERD! 8o (or the universe reuninting family!.... eitheir or!)
 
I sent some pics to Bodda to upload as I don't know how. Everyone put pressure on him to upload them!
 
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