Children...

[Bodda]

I reckon we could have some fine kids Marmz, PM me for when I am free to breed.

 

[Marmalade]

hah! there will be no critters shooting out of my vagina, ever, kthnx

 

[5StarSquatHotel]

I want kids but worry my 10 year stint on a script will mean i am firing methadone blanks.

 

[5StarSquatHotel]

hah! there will be no critters shooting out of my vagina, ever, kthnx

They crawl out at night

 

[Jackal]

Little boy, getting bigger.

And a sister for him en route.

 

[Treacle]

Opiates don't affect sperm count, do they?

 

[Marmalade]

They crawl out at night

they may well do, but I do kegels regularly, so it's gonna have a fucking fight on it's hands regardless

 

[Shambles]

Nope. I kinda wish I did though. Well, maybe not up until now cos I was in no way stable enough to be up to it. Although I strongly suspect such an event would've stopped my bullshit in its tracks...

I've fukked most of my life. I sincerely doubt I have anything much to look forward to. But kids are one thing I do still hold out some hope for. It's the one thing I know I could do right. Doubt I'll ever get the chance but I know I could. Would give my life meaning. In many ways it's all I've ever wanted. It's kinda complex due to a somewhat... complex... childhood myself. But I think that's where the drive comes from. Aside from the purely biological side. I just think - no, I know - I would be really good at that. Have always loved kids. Never in the Savile way. Just love 'em and wish I could somehow go some way to "fixing" the jinx upon my ancestry. That's probably an incredibly bad idea... but I still think I'd be great at it.

Such things take two though so... Maybe in another life

 

[parttime crackhead]

You could always steal one.

Good to see you about btw.

 

[NightsEpiphany]

No don't say that. If you want something badly enough dont give up on it..cheezy i know but ya just gotta keep believin'.

 

[wcote]

How old are you shambles? As your a man age is less of an issue.

Just from how you give advice to people are on here I think you would be a good father. I know that is just from reading posts, but that's all I have to go by.

Yeah kids are great. And its a fucking shame now that men are a bit reluctant to say the love kids. But that's society's problem, and things like Jimmy Savile and murders like Mark Bridger means that people are suspicious when men say the love kids.

The fact is they are brilliant, such innocence, imagination means they can be hilarious and so much fun to be around.

Of course they can also be a right pain!

 

[benzoman12345]

Aye I've got 2, 5 yr old girl n 3 yr old boy, n I'm still a youngster myself, started young, mad shagger

 

[Raasyvibe]

Actually, on second readings of this...

i got a little boy!

Part-time poster... barely got a 1 a day post count.

amneasiaseisure, mailmonkey, strungout, ructions, curious 24

Amnesiaseizure: rarely posts
MailMonkey: Has disappeared
Strungout: Who the fuck?
ructions: who the fuck?
Curious_24: part-time poster

I have 4 adorable kids. 3 girls, 1 boy.

Who the fuck are you?

Allein too. And Kate. I'm sure there are others I've forgotten.

Allein, ok I accept.
Kate - doesn't really post anymore

Yeah have 3 kids that I'm aware of, although strongly suspect I might have four or possibly five.

Part-time poster... and filthy man-slag!

Aye I've got 2, 5 yr old girl n 3 yr old boy, n I'm still a youngster myself, started young, mad shagger

N00b poster

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Yes, I've got a ten year old boy. He's the reason I'm still alive. I would have given up a long time ago, otherwise.

OK, a true EADD'er with a kid. Yes. Problems with having a kid is it ruins your choice of suicide. If you have kids you're obliged to stay alive.


So the real list is:

maxalfie
PTCH
OTW
NightsEpiphany
Treacle
Allein
pinkpaver

 

[Marmalade]

LOL, do you pride yourself in being gullible or should you be typing in a red font colour atm?

Go back and start again! One on that list is wrong.

I love your reasons for invalidating everyone else tho, verrry classy ;p

 

[RLP]

7,675 posts in 42 months. 182 a month give or take, most of which are dull. Waste.

 

[Bodda]

7,675 posts in 42 months. 182 a month give or take, most of which are dull. Waste.

Irony on a base level.

 

[Marmalade]

Tbh I was expecting this kind of backlash. It was an obvious mistake to mention gerbils the other day.

Nerve well and truly touched I see.

 

[RLP]

The gerbils felt good man. Their soft fur was tickly and their little claws pushed all the right buttons.

Needless to say I have shoved eight up by growing chasm this morning and I've spent most of the day in a state of perpetual malaise, rolling my eyes and dribbling uncontrollably as the little critters bring me to orgasm, again, and again.

 

[Tangerine Dream]

I agree with shambles but not to such an extreme amount. A large enough amount though. I'd be an ace dad. Part of me thinks 'you arrogant bastard' though. But its a small part

First i need to find a lass and fall in love and being pessimistic, reclusive and lazy I doubt I'm putting myself out there in any way as for that to occur! Not just looking for a womb/baby though don't get me wrong

 

[Bodda]

Personally I would prefer to take on a kid from someone else, like in a broken relationship & be a stepdad but I have my own issues from childhood which I think may cause my mindset to drift in that direction.

I always say I have my own "soul daughter" which may sound odd to most, I still look on the ex's daughter as "my kid" & after her real dad died I feel even more for her. I so wish the Court case I had to attend had gone another way as I wanted to adopt her & take her on as my own "daughter"


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