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One Thousand Words said:
The only humans we have too many of are those fat bellied kids who can't shoo away the flies from their face. We can always do with more go getter kids who have a fine appreciation of rugby, reggae and Jackie Chan movies.

I just got back from my youngest kid's martial arts grading. He had to perform nun-chuck patterns then break a wooden board with his open palms. He then had to spar another kid his age. Not bad for 7. His sister is a couple of gradings off her black belt. We are spending the afternoon watching Rumble in the Bronx. Having cool kids is fucking awesome.
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You're just jealous cos you're two kids' Asbos haven't expired yet, and they can't go into town on the rob again before Xmas
 
lol...OTW can you say anything right??

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I saw a bible verse and it made me think of you:

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And whosoever shall exalt himself shall be humbled; and whosoever shall humble himself shall be exalted
 
parttime crackhead said:
My two imaginary kids would have OTW's shit weans' lunch money right off them.
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in before OTW retorts with several ways why that wouldn't be possible, including certificates and documentation of why this would be the case, neatly rounding it all up by taking the credit for it, because he's such a cool dad.

raas_2012 said:
lol...OTW can you say anything right??
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It's not about 'saying it right' tho, is it? Like he's just got to work on his presentation skills or grammar or summat. It's about what he chooses to say and what he doesn't and more to the point WHY he has to do it.
 
I could only imagine the type of girl who rather than have an abortion, would prefer to share a bathroom with PTCH's mother. I bet his dad tells the men at work that his son was shot in Afghanistan so he doesn't have to explain why he still lives at home.

Is this not a social forum? I make no apologies for not spending the day under the covers crying to my imaginary friends about how shit my life is. I'm currently reading the Machine Gunners to my kids at bedtime. I could imagine the self depreciation that those poor bastards during the blitz would have whinged about if this place is an indicator of the British stiff upper lip.

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One Thousand Words said:
I could only imagine the type of girl who rather than have an abortion, would prefer to share a bathroom with PTCH's mother. I bet his dad tells the men at work that his son was shot in Afghanistan so he doesn't have to explain why he still lives at home.

Is this not a social forum? I make no apologies for not spending the day under the covers crying to my imaginary friends about how shit my life is. I'm currently reading the Machine Gunners to my kids at bedtime. I could imagine the self depreciation that those poor bastards during the blitz would have whinged about if this place is an indicator of the British stiff upper lip.
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Missing the point, as per usual.

Stop being such a fucking braggart. It's cringeworthy. You're a proud dad, awesome, but your need to display this overtly, along with your job successes and your perfect prescription for everything in life does nothing for anyone, 'cept make you look like a knob. You can be all those things you claim, but the need to detail them so frequently both alienates you from people here, as well as just the begs the question WHY the need to do it?

As Raas pointed out, some humble might go a long way with you.

Don't care what we think about you? Then why keep posting all your credentials?

MM sounded like a fucking ACE dad, and we heard about his interactions with his kid all the time, but it was descriptive and not ego inflating.

You make yourself unlikeble so easily posting in the way you do, and what's the point of that? You seem to need us to know how perfect you consider your life to be, and we can make that choice ourselves without all the bragging.
 
When I read OTW's posts they are delivered in my head at a constant high pitched bray. Amirite O Tiresome Wun?
 
I think you are missing the point. All I hear around here is pissing, moaning and misery. Misery breeds misery. What exactly would you like me to post about? My life is my life, I'm not fronting.

Does it really give you that much of a lady boner to hear that other peoples lives are just as mundane and pointless as your own?
 
Marmalade said:
I do have some maternal instincts. I'd consider adopting/fostering at some point. Pretty much like this ^
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I find it one of the best things you could do, I can only imagine what a real shit place I would have ended up in if it wasn't for adoption (well worse than I actually got)

Respect to you Marmz :)
 
One Thousand Words said:
I think you are missing the point. All I hear around here is pissing, moaning and misery. Misery breeds misery. What exactly would you like me to post about? My life is my life, I'm not fronting.

Does it really give you that much of a lady boner to hear that other peoples lives are just as mundane and pointless as your own?
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You score very highly on my most ignorant wanker on the planet list and the fact that you manage to retain a mod position here is a sad indictment of what the Administration of the site feel is acceptable.

I'd suggest we all club together and donate a little bit of self awareness to your sad soul but I fear you are a lost cause drowning in a sea of self importance and ego.

What a fucking tool8(
 
Are you done having a cry?

Do tell me what you contribution to this board has been today? I am curious what pearls of wisdom flow from you finger tips on the daily that has caused me to admit I have never heard of you.
 
One Thousand Words said:
I think you are missing the point. All I hear around here is pissing, moaning and misery. Misery breeds misery. What exactly would you like me to post about? My life is my life, I'm not fronting.

Does it really give you that much of a lady boner to hear that other peoples lives are just as mundane and pointless as your own?
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And your remedy for the pissing and moaning is to come here and tell us how awesome life is for you? (I believe youre not fronting).


Please just think about that juxtaposition for a while. Maybe it's a cultural difference, I don't know, but the way in which you talk about yourself and your life, is more in a prescriptive, than a descriptive way like just telling us about what you did today. It has a continual background running theme of 'this is how it should be done properly' ... 'and it is done properly because I do it perfectly' ... your manner infers more than just 'today I had a great my with my kids'. There's ALWAYS an undercurrent of something else ... it's alienating you here.

Ben So Furry seems like an ace dad, talks about his kid all the time here and stuff they do together, it's lovely to read .. he'll explain why she's different and so awesome ... but there's no undercurrent of the need to take accountability for it, or to gather ego related credit, or elevate his or her status. We like hearing about both this and when MM does it.

But when you do this, it's especially gonna be grating in an environment where people might be feeling low, or struggling with various life problems. It essentially segregates you from the majority, and reflects badly on your ability to relate to the people here.

I actually like you, Ive said that before many times, and you're funny as fuck. I don't even mind your trolling. But the way you describe your lifestyle and prescribe it, is very very unappealing and alienating.

Now, you can take the I don't give a fuck angle if you want, but what's the point of posting if thats the case

tl;dr: It's like you're basically here to say, if only you did it like I do it, you all wouldn't be 'so miserable'. This is the way to live life, follow my way and you'd all be much better off for it.

Your experiences and personal circumstances in life are vastly different and more privileged than a lot of people's, I don't think you have the capacity for relativity with those you're engaging with. I think this is part of the problem. Even tho your intentions are sometimes good, they wont be realised because of that. It has the opposite effect of your intent.
 
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Marmalade said:
And your remedy for the pissing and moaning is to come here and tell us how awesome life is for you? (I believe youre not fronting).


Please just think about that juxtaposition for a while. Maybe it's a cultural difference, I don't know, but the way in which you talk about yourself and your life, is more in a prescriptive, than a descriptive way like just telling us about what you did today. It has a continual background running theme of 'this is how it should be done properly' ... 'and it is done properly because I do it perfectly' ... your manner infers more than just 'today I had a great my with my kids'. There's ALWAYS an undercurrent of something else ... it's alienating you here.

Ben So Furry seems like an ace dad, talks about his kid all the time here and stuff they do together, it's lovely to read .. he'll explain why she's different and so awesome ... but there's no undercurrent of the need to take accountability for it, or to gather ego related credit, or elevate his or her status. We like hearing about both this and when MM does it.

But when you do this, it's especially gonna be grating in an environment where people might be feeling low, or struggling with various life problems. It essentially segregates you from the majority, and reflects badly on your ability to relate to the people here.

I actually like you, Ive said that before many times, and you're funny as fuck. I don't even mind your trolling. But the way you describe your lifestyle and prescribe it, is very very unappealing and alienating.

Now, you can take the I don't give a fuck angle if you want, but what's the point of posting if thats the case

tl;dr: It's like you're basically here to say, if only you did it like I do it, you all wouldn't be 'so miserable'. This is the way to live life, follow my way and you'd all be much better off for it.

Your experiences and personal circumstances in life are vastly different and more privileged than a lot of people's, I don't think you have the capacity for relativity with those you're engaging with. I think this is part of the problem. Even tho your intentions are sometimes good, they wont be realised because of that. It has the opposite effect of your intent.
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Great post, sums it up perfectly.
 
The difference is I don't judge anyone else, in fact if you look back I rarely comment on anyone else unless they attack me first. I find that people feel better when they call me arrogant or a prick because it makes them feel better about themselves. In case you haven't noticed I actually take most insults thrown at me as nothing more than wet paper slaps. It might be a throw back to the class struggles that exists in Britain, but I am an easy target for a lot of people for what I am, not who I am. Don't confuse this with me crying whoa is me, I honestly find it more amusing to debate people here, for the most part with my tongue in cheek. I quite happily play devils advocate because usually I am actually reflecting what the majority of society believe, not simply the herd mentality of a small minority on the internet. I live my life for myself, not for any one else, and sure as hell not to garner approval from you Marmalade.

I love being a dad. My kid are two of the coolest humans of any age I have met. I never claim to be the only reason for that. Incredibly their nut case mother can no doubt take some credit for that too.
 
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