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Bluelighters as movie stars

Hmmmm... Let me think.

Oh, only the depiction of being a murderous, psychotic revenge obsessed sadistic dentist bit.

EDIT: Hopefully he'll take it in the good spirit it was written in ;)
 
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I didn't come off THAT perfectly.

But good, I hope youre gradually learning that I tend not to shit bricks about stupid/jokey shit Raasmond. Just stuff that matters. Even if it's not immediately obvious what it is (like GoS)
 
Dunno. Her foot surgery finished n healed and she went back to work as far as I know.

You're more likely to have done something with her than I am anyway. You know this already ;p
 
moreso bearlove's kinda scene than raas, id say. 90% certain gOs is/was a bloke, most likely a current member. peeps who pay attention to my posts (the smart folks) know i was saying this from fairly early on. some of her posts were worded in such a manner to make marms and b&w's seem candyfloss-pink-super-sweet-my-little-pony-cutsie-ten-year-old-pigtailed-girly-girl esque in comparison. serious, like no female ive ever known on the net. a foul mouth to make even the scummiest chav beer monster'ess blush a deep shade of crimson in response. her trollific username and sudden disappearance are just the cherries on top of my validation-cake. knock and shambles - you may now commence the post-wankbank self-loathing
 
You need to meet more women, I've known plenty potty mouthed girls. My ex would make me blush.

You might find them in rows of terraced and semi-detached houses, so I suppose the novelty factor will be high :D
 
I enjoy a woman swearing; however one of the reasons my ex is my ex is that I was terrified of taking her home to meet my parents. I mean, they did meet, and it was fine, but I had to tell her "please don't swear (and fart) in front of my parents". Cos they're old fashioned like that and it would have been a shock (although my dad swears as much as me and my mum swears too when she's had a drink and is talking about something she's passionate about). She (ex ms knock) has a knack for coming out with the most offensive stuff at exactly the wrong moment. For some reason she took quite extreme offence that I asked her to moderate her language.

You'd think it would have been her telling me to tone down my language with her parents but I'm very polite when it's appropriate, she's a loose canon.

Not a problem for me personally, but my parents are from the 19th Century. Or they make out they are. My mum is a bit Hyacinth Bucket in that regard, although she's a sort of sophisticated, yet down-to-earth Hyacinth Bucket as she doesn't wear ridiculous dresses and hats, she's more utilitarian in her clothing.
 
Lawdy, I wouldnt feel comfortable swearing in front of in law type folks or anyone else 'cept present company (ie: here) and friends. Nor would I need to be forewarned not to
 
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moreso bearlove's kinda scene than raas, id say. 90% certain gOs is/was a bloke, most likely a current member. peeps who pay attention to my posts (the smart folks) know i was saying this from fairly early on. some of her posts were worded in such a manner to make marms and b&w's seem candyfloss-pink-super-sweet-my-little-pony-cutsie-ten-year-old-pigtailed-girly-girl esque in comparison. serious, like no female ive ever known on the net. a foul mouth to make even the scummiest chav beer monster'ess blush a deep shade of crimson in response. her trollific username and sudden disappearance are just the cherries on top of my validation-cake. knock and shambles - you may now commence the post-wankbank self-loathing
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YOU raved about her loads at one point! Youve got a short memory. 'confident, gorgeous, etc etc ... '

That was before your David Bowie 'insult' mind
 
it wasnt simply swearing. but the whole package, im trying to recall one particular example, my memory is a cunt but i do know that reading it at the time the sentence/phrase structure and content was like nothing id ever heard come out of a female mouth. straight away it screamed foul, sexually frustrated, teenage 4chan troll. wouldnt be surprised if it was dsp or someone similar

it's hard to deconstruct, just a well honed intuition, of the sort women usually bang on about - appropriately enough



i bet your cock is plastered half way across the internet by now, knock - okay, granted, mostly by marmalade, but still...
 
Marmalade said:
YOU raved about her loads at one point! Youve got a short memory. 'confident, gorgeous, etc etc ... '

That was before your David Bowie 'insult' mind
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aye, like i said - from fairly early on. but yeah, if she hadn't of judas'd me my spidey-senses may not have been alerted so readily, or i may have been more generous with the benefit-of-doubt'ness.... but yeah, she did kinda resemble a seedy drag impersonation of ziggy stardust. and no matter how hot you, marmalade, find that particular image - no, its not a good thing ;)
 
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LOL, where did knock's cock come into this?
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im guessing he thrust it at her via pm around the time he, shambles, albion et al were falling over themselves to white knight her/him. anyone in need of an efficient text based emetic should seek it out


edit - i meant the various posts, but knocks bell end would probably do the job too
 
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