Gibberings CXLVIII: Three cheers to breakcorefiend!

[masaz]

I knew I recognised you from somewhere

 

[Uncle Robert]

Hadn't done ketamine in a while so got hold of some yesterday. Got in bed and turned the light off (with a bit of light coming through the curtains) and stuck the headphones on as usual, then did 300mg up my face nozzle. Fuck me I went on a journey. I was warping and being moved about through all kinds of shadowy scenarios, my room darting through space with the roof gone just showing loads of stars whizzing by. At one point I wasn't even sure if I existed.

I also get pretty sentimental and reflective coming out of the hole, I get a lot more from it than acid or shrooms which are only really visual trips (still like em though). The only thing with it is it's hard to remember the whole thing.

 

[Marmalade]

just saw this

The off topic thread is my idea.

yeah but not for EADD it wasn't, it was your offtopic caustic cock-jostling throughout threads that can take credit for that one. And your tears in PMs.

Anyway, looking forward to being bezzies now that you've had a cyber vasectomy, since you are actually an amusing fucker at times



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oh, and re this:

You need a sandy vagina thread to really clutter up the top of your forum. Marmalade would fill that quick enough

My vag is pretty much sand free now that you've been put on a shorter leash ;p

 

[mydrugbuddy]

wow this is like Margaret Tathcher and Arthur Scargill going for a friendly pint. Maybe you should give the peacekeeping and diplomacy envoys in the middle east a few tips. Allways best to bury the hatchet, even if it is sometimes in your adversersaries head. :D

Different topic: ive just had a very dodgy call from some indian insurance company saying they believe i was in a car accident last week. I wasnt. Somoene better not be cloning my number plates or something, or there could be a whole shit strom coming my way.

 

[knock]

Different topic: ive just had a very dodgy call from some indian insurance company saying they believe i was in a car accident last week. I wasnt. Somoene better not be cloning my number plates or something, or there could be a whole shit strom coming my way.

I imagine they just phone numbers at random on the basis that they will get someone who was in a car accident eventually.

Talking of cars I just got my citation three charges: speeding, no MOT, not insured. Fuck!

 

[mydrugbuddy]

I imagine they just phone numbers at random on the basis that they will get someone who was in a car accident eventually.

Talking of cars I just got my citation three charges: speeding, no MOT, not insured. Fuck!

You're probably right on your firat point, i hope so. Thats a lot more comforting than the alternatives but still a very shaddy practice.

Sorry to hear about your citation. Sounds like bad news, maybe pleading the 'mentally unwell' aspects might help you get a slightly laxer punishment. Id shamelessly use very card i had, but of course if your cse gets covered in the local press you wont want to be reading "insane drug Addict Knock" gets way with blah blah blah. BTW to clarify i dont think you are insane by any means, but you could play up your problems. Up tou you entirly of course, a good lawyer would be worth having. Who's that one the footballers use "Houdini" or something ? Probaly knows how to charge but could be worth it.

 

[knock]

ha yes the first thing I thought when I saw it was "this is going to be in the papers"...

I know a good lawyer so I'm OK on that count. I'll see what she says. She is friends with the procurator fiscal which is handy

 

[Bodda]

Snolly - my mate posted this on Facebook which imo is so cute & proper made me laugh so much, he took it last night as he always takes the dog for a late night walk along the canal & football field, it aint the same as your horse gimp pic (lmfao at the Horse) but I am a fan of the dogshame site & you can tell by the dogs face she isn't happy about her new coat.

Best fitting piece of music imo

Melt-Banana - Dog Song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocgK1e0k9pM

 

[masaz]

I think it's the lil' fur-lined hoodie that really makes it Animals have such a well developed sense of shame when it comes to stuff like this, it's hilarious

 

[Bodda]

I think it's the lil' fur-lined hoodie that really makes it Animals have such a well developed sense of shame when it comes to stuff like this, it's hilarious

Everyone used to say I was mad when Iworked at a call centre for spending half my lunch break looking at pics of cats in hats, I just love animals in clothes for some reason.
My mom got her dog last Xmas a collar that had flashing lights on so she could see it at night over on the football pitch, the dog looked so stupid I laughed so much at the dog & it gave me such a dirty look of hate, like it knew I was taking the piss out of it.
Everytime it went for a walk & got it's flashing thing put on it used to sulk in it's bed & when it came across another dog it would do it's best to try & "hide" behind bushes etc so it wouldn't be seen

"Animals have such a well developed sense of shame when it comes to stuff like this" - QFT, 1,000,000% agree.

The old Mrs Farmaz V1.0 just MMS the Horse pics to her kid, I am sure right now there is a small kid that has just had her day made by those pics just like my day began with a huge smile on my face.
Thanks snolly, I know it sounds dumb & possibly really stupid but stuff like that to me & Jeanette (the ex's daughter) is pure comedy gold.
Thanks for posting

 

[masaz]

Oh god flashing dog collar sounds fucking brilliant. That poor dog I was debating radioactive dye for the rabbit but apparently that's a no-go for some reason. Glad the lass likes the pics, I find that kind of stuff hilarious too, obviously, so I will share when I can :D Apparently there's a video of gimpy floating round having a 'spaz attack' as Mum so eloquently put it that I'll have to get sent to me. Mum's shite at phones and sis doesn't have it. I gave her my phone to ring someone today and she's having a conversation with the answering machine :D

Think I am gonna get me food on then get settled in for the night, fuck doing work, I'm gonna get the films on and hope I sleep. You up to much tonight?

 

[Marmalade]

Talking of cars I just got my citation three charges: speeding, no MOT, not insured. Fuck!

This from when you were caught 'trespassing with intent' or whatever the fuck it was from a while back?

Hope it goes alright, the last thing you need is no motor to escape your current location when you need to

You've just reminded me I need to get my MOT and tax sorted. Got insurance done but it's pointless without all the other docs in place really

 

[mydrugbuddy]

ha yes the first thing I thought when I saw it was "this is going to be in the papers"...

I know a good lawyer so I'm OK on that count. I'll see what she says. She is friends with the procurator fiscal which is handy

I think judges like to hear things like "the accused is trying to rebuild his life and is making serious efforts to do so" These lines are often coimpletely true, and i may be naive but i think judges shouldnt codemn people who are trying to rebuild their lives and that have a lot to offer. You cant get way with no insurance these days, a beeper goes off in a police car every time an uninsured driver drives past.

 

[knock]

yeah... the car is handy. Seeing as it's gone to court, a ban is a real possibility. My hearing isn't until January so plenty time to prepare / bribe the judge etc.

 

[Bodda]

Oh god flashing dog collar sounds fucking brilliant. That poor dog I was debating radioactive dye for the rabbit but apparently that's a no-go for some reason. Glad the lass likes the pics, I find that kind of stuff hilarious too, obviously, so I will share when I can :D Apparently there's a video of gimpy floating round having a 'spaz attack' as Mum so eloquently put it that I'll have to get sent to me. Mum's shite at phones and sis doesn't have it. I gave her my phone to ring someone today and she's having a conversation with the answering machine :D

Think I am gonna get me food on then get settled in for the night, fuck doing work, I'm gonna get the films on and hope I sleep. You up to much tonight?

Gimpy horse doing a reverse Gangnam Style dance sounds excellent
You make me laugh Snolly, I wish my mom was like that, she likes to do stuff to the pets as in giving them fur cuts that she thinks look good but they look terrible, no wonder the dog runs off when it can see the scissors coming out to "style it's paws" as my mom says, I should tell P.E.T.A. really.

Tonight I got nothing on, just got back from the new Tesco that's just opened in town & got me a 12 pack of crisps & 6 Extra value Crumpets for my tea, I got some nice Coffee in the yard & still got a £10 bag of "Horse" (excuse the pun btw) to have asmoke with tonight, I am quite nice atm due to cutting down on my use so I am feeling it quite alot atm which makes me happy, I guess it's equal to you having a load of Codeine in a way.

Just waiting till tonight so I can watch Häxan: Witchcraft Through the Ages on Film4 at 1.10am which is a film I really so much.
I got a copy of "The complete book of spells, ceremonies, and magic" by Migene González-Wippler http://www.amazon.co.uk/Complete-Spells-Ceremonies-Llewellyns-Sourcebook/dp/0875422861 as another early B'day gift which I am going to begin to go through tonight between rubbish tv shows, been a while since I got into the old Voodoo, get my Robert Johnson records lined up while reading it, all black cat bones & nation sacks, waiting at the cross roads in the Mississippi delta

Robert Johnson - Me and the Devil Blues
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MCHI23FTP8

Just got a feeling the damn kids round here gonna be doing their trick or treat stuff sadly, last year my stepdad got it bad with eggs & he was saying the other day he is going to blast 'em with the hosepipe if any eggs come at the house this time, he was so mad last year but it made me laugh, even the dog had a kinda smirk on it's furry face as she don't like him that much also.

Any plans in the house of Snollz?

 

[Bodda]

Facking hell Knock, I aint one to say about stuff being legal or illegal but driving with no insurance!!??!?!!!?
I am really suprised, was it a general mistake as it had ran out by a day or did you just think fuck paying for insurance?

 

[knock]

The insurance was a complete accident, it got cancelled because I had forgotten to send in proof of no-claims discount. And owing to my generally disorganised state at the moment, I never opened the letter informing me of the fact

 

[hexagram]

quick HR question (probably going to be my second stupid question of tonight) it'd be safe to have half a 1mg etizolam now and then go out drinking later right? if I only have 5 or 6 drinks?

 

[masaz]

Gimpy horse doing a reverse Gangnam Style dance sounds excellent
You make me laugh Snolly, I wish my mom was like that, she likes to do stuff to the pets as in giving them fur cuts that she thinks look good but they look terrible, no wonder the dog runs off when it can see the scissors coming out to "style it's paws" as my mom says, I should tell P.E.T.A. really.

Tonight I got nothing on, just got back from the new Tesco that's just opened in town & got me a 12 pack of crisps & 6 Extra value Crumpets for my tea, I got some nice Coffee in the yard & still got a £10 bag of "Horse" (excuse the pun btw) to have asmoke with tonight, I am quite nice atm due to cutting down on my use so I am feeling it quite alot atm which makes me happy, I guess it's equal to you having a load of Codeine in a way.

Just waiting till tonight so I can watch Häxan: Witchcraft Through the Ages on Film4 at 1.10am which is a film I really so much.
I got a copy of "The complete book of spells, ceremonies, and magic" by Migene González-Wippler http://www.amazon.co.uk/Complete-Spells-Ceremonies-Llewellyns-Sourcebook/dp/0875422861 as another early B'day gift which I am going to begin to go through tonight between rubbish tv shows, been a while since I got into the old Voodoo, get my Robert Johnson records lined up while reading it, all black cat bones & nation sacks, waiting at the cross roads in the Mississippi delta

Robert Johnson - Me and the Devil Blues
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MCHI23FTP8

Just got a feeling the damn kids round here gonna be doing their trick or treat stuff sadly, last year my stepdad got it bad with eggs & he was saying the other day he is going to blast 'em with the hosepipe if any eggs come at the house this time, he was so mad last year but it made me laugh, even the dog had a kinda smirk on it's furry face as she don't like him that much also.

Any plans in the house of Snollz?

Haaa, yeah we get the weird hair cuts here too, I wish I'd got a photo of the one he had not so long ago, he's all clean shaven now but it was just some inexplicable pattern that had no reason to it as far as I could see, but I am not a Horse Person, I just mock them. That horse pun actually made me snort, been in a giddy mood all night tho, is a nice feeling. Yeah I think I know a little of what you mean, I would love me some codeine, not been using much of owt since moving home except epic benzo blackouts every so often so had a bottle the other day and ended up falling fast asleep by about 4pm. Normally hate that but it was nice.

Need to watch that film, forgot about it. No plans here tonight, just about to set my laptop up on the TV to watch Netflix seeing as my PS3 is still out of bloody commission. Going to see if I can rob a pad off someone tomorrow when I'm in 'ull, something must be eating them because I had three when I moved back here.

 

[Bodda]

Have a good night folks, I am out for some quick din din's
Thanks Snolly (Horse pics0 made my day & Jeanette's too