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I found a sweet chestnut tree the other week.. need to go back when they're properly ripe. Roast chestnuts is getting a bit wintry, though. I'm only just getting used to it being autumn.
 
Conker tree right outside my hoose, all fun and games until you slips on one of them fuckers. I always get the odd stick on my window aswell from kids trying to knock the fuckers down.
 
It's so fleeting, blink and everything that is lovely about autumn has fluttered past, towards winter.
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Who's doing a pumpkin?
 
Ooh, ello Ben!

Ouch.. that's a lot of working. I admire your stamina. How's the working life, then?
 
StoneHappyMonday said:
They're the best ones though. The ones where you don't die. Bit like this morning. Everything goes into slow motion, you wait for the bang and nothing happens.

Had a great one in the snow once. Going downhill, couldn't brake to stop, well, I tried and started to skid, parked car one side of the road, oncoming artic (theres) always a cunting oncoming artic on a welsh road) on the other side. Had to choose one to hit, chose the parked car, at the last second a gap opened up miraculously and I slid between the two with inches to spare. Pretty sure people were applauding on the pavement. All done in slow motion.
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been there, the most memorable being when my friend received his brand new, very expensive (for a sixteen year old) aprilla race replica 50cc motorbike, they were the fastest of that engine size you could buy, generally equivalent to an old 125. anyway, on the night he got it, he brought it to our local trading estate to rip.round, and after much badgering - eventually agreed to let me have a go. i had a blast around, round the corner from where everyone was. then just before i was going to take it back, i decided to see what i could get out of it. so i found the biggest straight i could, and gunned it. as i was approaching the braking point, the bike went over a bump and the wheel locked up - i was heading slap bang towards a factory wall at at least 25mph (wasn't looking at the speedo, strangely enough) and I mean CLOSE, 20ft away and unable to think clearly to stop. to the right of where i was headed, maybe ten feet, was a huge metal skip, at right angles to the wall - suddenly, everything slowed down, i saw all the resulting crap that would occur from writing off his brand new bike, the thousands of pounds i would owe, the hospital food.. etc

as the wall came closer, time slowed further and totally instinctively i squeezed the front brake, the bikes back wheel pivoted round a perfect 90° clockwise, i mean PERFECT, then jumped forward and stalled a couple feet from the big skip


i sat in absolute shock for a minute, trying to understand how i wasn't dead (no helmet or owt), but the conversation just round the corner roused me, so i WHEELED THAT SHIT ON FOOT back round to it's unsuspecting owner, trying to hide the shakes and 1000 yard stare i was no doubt sporting. to this day the guy has no clue what almost happened that night :o
 
router is noisy. Leaving it till tomorrow afternoon. Seems to be doing the job on this bit of MDF I'm practising with though.
 
kate said:
It's so fleeting, blink and everything that is lovely about autumn has fluttered past, towards winter.
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Who's doing a pumpkin?
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Whee, you've inspired me to take a trip to this lovely forest at the weekend, now I'm in possession of a car again. Not been in maybe ten years or so, used to love going as a kid.

edit: god now I want to go biking there and also go on the north york moors railway and all that. Fecking loan best be in this week.
 
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Sammy G said:
It's Britain. In the season of mists and mellow fruitfulness.

Enjoy it to its fullest.
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what actually comes to fruit in Autumn ? Surely summer is when everything comes to fruit, was Keats off his trolly when he wrote that :?

EDIT: OK conkers come to fruit in the Autumn.

this sums it up better than Keats Originally Posted by kate View Post
It's so fleeting, blink and everything that is lovely about autumn has fluttered past, towards winter.
 
blackberries, sloes, acorns, hazlenuts, rosehips, damsons, wild plums, apples, berries, chestnuts and conkers all come to fruit in autumn.

SEASON of mists and mellow fruitfulness,
Close bosom-friend of the maturing sun;
Conspiring with him how to load and bless
With fruit the vines that round the thatch-eves run;
To bend with apples the moss’d cottage-trees,
And fill all fruit with ripeness to the core;
To swell the gourd, and plump the hazel shells
With a sweet kernel; to set budding more,
And still more, later flowers for the bees,
Until they think warm days will never cease,
For Summer has o’er-brimm’d their clammy cells.
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makes sense to me.

Hi Kate :)
 
I like to think things are ripe, ready to burst, spatter seed n' whatnot forth - its a great season for expulsion, explosion, bringing forth of labour, fruits, ideas, concepts, endeavours to mull over the long dark winter time. Some to be nurtured to seed, grow, other to die and return to the compass...earth. I get all muddy like come autumn.

Apart from that toffee apples and pumkin lanterns are great.

Honest govna its the mxe 8)

Still, its nice to note n' celebrate the end of a season, that's another 2013 one gone <3

You turds :p
 
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