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mydrugbuddy said:
UJM is fuckin pointless, i feel like its gonna be a billion pounds waste of money just like the failed NHS IT system. UJM doesnt get updated, the jobs are like 6 weeks old, and all they do is fire you off on links to Monster anyway. You might as well just use Monster or Reed directly if you really want to get a job. But BIG BRIOTHER seems to think that UJM is THE way forward so that it can keep its beady eye on you. They are pushing this shit harder and harder every time i go to sign on, and im telling them how shit it is harder and harder every time.
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Totally agree with you about the Universal Jobmatch site, not fit for purpose at all.
The same job can be advertised at the same time by 4 or 5 different agencies which the government then say that X amount of jobs are available when really you can probably divide that number by a third or a quarter at least.
I find the Indeed website better for jobs but even that has some jobs that link to UJ.
I haven't ticked the box allowing JCP staff to check up on my UJ account as heard they like to use the info to see if they can sanction people for something and by law they cannot make you tick the box to give them access.
 
snolly said:
I hear if you post three times in a row in a darkened room just after midnight, he'll appear and merge your posts
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=D

Thanks for the toothache tips folks, I've eaten a load of paracetamol which don't seem to be doing much & knocked myself out last night with sleeping pills as it hurt so much, the pain was going right up the side of my face & nearly into my eye socket :(
Woke up this morning & it was ok, had a bit of toast & it all kicked off again sadly.

Hope everyone had a good day, mine aint been great at all but I posted a bit n another thread I post in quite regular but I am free of the systems grip now thank god.

mydrugbuddy said:
UJM is fuckin pointless, i feel like its gonna be a billion pounds waste of money just like the failed NHS IT system. UJM doesnt get updated, the jobs are like 6 weeks old, and all they do is fire you off on links to Monster anyway. You might as well just use Monster or Reed directly if you really want to get a job. But BIG BRIOTHER seems to think that UJM is THE way forward so that it can keep its beady eye on you. They are pushing this shit harder and harder every time i go to sign on, and im telling them how shit it is harder and harder every time.
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Tell me about it, I bloody hate that system it sucks donkey sized balls.
The last time I went to sign my book was full & was forced onto their computer system, I swear it's some plan to sanction as many people as possible to save a few quid.
All I know the que for the local foodbank is getting longer & longer each time I walk past & I see more people that have been sanctioned. My sanction is just about to end which is kinda good really as it's coming up to my birthday & I want some MXE.

I've booked our flights to switzerland Maxalfie, I just finished the passports too, easy living for us from now on.
 
Argh, that's a fucker, when it gets all up in your cheeks and eye sockets :( Keep getting intermittent toothaches myself which I'm guessing are wisdom-teeth related. Couple times a year they're agony, saw the bastards on an x-ray not so long ago, they're coming in at an angle that implies they want to be the only teeth on the block.

Had a shockingly good day myself, had a Medieval English class, really really enjoying it, mostly because I'm gay for RPGs and fantasy stuff and seeing the formative years of that kind of writing is really interesting. The traipse back through the swamp that is our campus was less great, though.
 
Just randomly on a need to know basis (the context of this is a bit long winded) BUT is the term "pie" a common reference to a kilo of coke? Either that coked up young en on Saturday was being really rude about my waistline (was out with 2 girls that made 90's heroin chic look positively healthy) or...

If someone say's "she looks like she has a pie on her" (after saying she knows the score/give us a fag) was he being a nasty cunt or is this a common reference amongst good looking, manic, eyes a glow and skin waxen coked up white boys in their early 20's?
 
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inflorescence said:
Just randomly on a need to know basis (the context of this is a bit long winded) BUT is the term "pie" a common reference to a kilo of coke? Either that coked up young en on Saturday was being really rude about my waistline (was out with 2 girls that made 90's heroin chic look positively healthy) or...

If someone say's "she looks like she has a pie on her" (after saying she knows the score/give us a fag) was he being a nasty cunt or is this a common reference amongst good looking, manic, eyes a glow and skin waxen coked up white boys in their early 20's?
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Maybe it changes from area to area but I've known a 1000g to be called a "Brick"
personally I would say the person was being rude, kick 'em in the balls I say :)
 
Bodda said:
Maybe it changes from area to area but I've known a 1000g to be called a "Brick"
personally I would say the person was being rude, kick 'em in the balls I say :)
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It was a toss up between that and asking where he got such obviously decent gear from...sigh. Wanna believe it was kilo reference and enjoy my tea 8(
 
snolly said:
Argh, that's a fucker, when it gets all up in your cheeks and eye sockets :( Keep getting intermittent toothaches myself which I'm guessing are wisdom-teeth related. Couple times a year they're agony, saw the bastards on an x-ray not so long ago, they're coming in at an angle that implies they want to be the only teeth on the block.

Had a shockingly good day myself, had a Medieval English class, really really enjoying it, mostly because I'm gay for RPGs and fantasy stuff and seeing the formative years of that kind of writing is really interesting. The traipse back through the swamp that is our campus was less great, though.
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At least it wasn't just me that had rain today that was like some storn from Cuba, bloody soaked this morning.

I am lucky in a way as I never had my wisdom teeth come, or if they did I didn't feel 'em come through.
This pain is bad enough & is driving me mad & a slight bit sad too, yesterday night it even hurt to talk & when I was smoking it felt like the smoke was making it worse, the best I could do was drink Soup, worst was if any of it touched the tooth it went into terrible pain, I wasn't happy at all.
Why teeth have to hurt so much is beyond me.
 
Bodda said:
Maybe it changes from area to area but I've known a 1000g to be called a "Brick"
personally I would say the person was being rude, kick 'em in the balls I say :)
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Folk round here would know what you meant if you said a brick, not very commonly used though.

It's an odd thing for the wee guy to say right enough, but I think his explanation was legit...



"A key of coke is a pie"
 
I hit standing water, lots of it, at 60mph with an artic going past the other way, also hitting the same standing water, creating the biggest wave ever seen in the UK, a nice little aquaplane, no crash, and much poo in my pants.

10am this morning. Yeah, it rained a bit here too.
 
Bodda; Sorry if someone has already suggested this but I think most RC sites are allegedly flogging Dimethocaine (or in my opinion more likely to be lidocaine) both would numb it . Baby teething powder mixed with aspirin packed on it would no doubt work together or separately too? Obviously dentists or emergency Dentist at hospital might be best way forward...Earache and toothache are some of the worst kinds of pain..that bloody wanging. Feel for you <3

P.S Thank you Parttime crackhead for that.

Now this is one pizza pie I could have gone for-
http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york...-dropped-cocaine-pizza-cops-article-1.1346581
 
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argh... fucking dental pain is a bitch. seriously feeling for you bodda...
sadly though the lidocaine and all local anesthetics only work partially and for a limited time... the dentist is the only true solution in the longer term...
 
StoneHappyMonday said:
I hit standing water, lots of it, at 60mph with an artic going past the other way, also hitting the same standing water, creating the biggest wave ever seen in the UK, a nice little aquaplane, no crash, and much poo in my pants.

10am this morning. Yeah, it rained a bit here too.
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Be carefull SHM, when my mate first passed his test we decided like idiots to run into a huge pool of water to see how it would spray, yeah laws of Physics taught us a savage lesson, the car spun about 200 degrees, how we didn't get hit by on coming traffic I dont know.
Much poo in our pants & loud screaming of foul words & praying to "God" was done very fast.

inflorescence said:
Bodda; Sorry if someone has already suggested this but I think most RC sites are allegedly flogging Dimethocaine (or in my opinion more likely to be lidocaine) both would numb it . Baby teething powder mixed with aspirin packed on it would no doubt work together or separately too? Obviously dentists or emergency Dentist at hospital might be best way forward...Earache and toothache are some of the worst kinds of pain..that bloody wanging. Feel for you <3
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Thanks :)
The ex said about letting aspirin melt onto it last night which when this crap Smack runs out & I start to cry like a little baby I think I am going to do.
I am truly scared of Dentists, the last time this happened I ended up with an absis which made me look like some golf ball in the side of my mouth & I had to go to hospital to have it sorted out.

Never had earache, I can only imagine what it must be like. Thanks for the empathy :)
Fancy a trip to Yam Yam country & being my Florence Nightingale for a while?
 
Bodda if no-one has said it (can't be arsed to check) CLOVES. Works but you have to put up with the disgusting taste of holding a clove in your mouth plus much dribbling.

Plus I bet it's hard to nick buy cloves at this time of a rainy night.
 
Bodda said:
Be carefull SHM, when my mate first passed his test we decided like idiots to run into a huge pool of water to see how it would spray, yeah laws of Physics taught us a savage lesson, the car spun about 200 degrees, how we didn't get hit by on coming traffic I dont know.
Much poo in our pants & loud screaming of foul words & praying to "God" was done very fast.
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They're the best ones though. The ones where you don't die. Bit like this morning. Everything goes into slow motion, you wait for the bang and nothing happens.

Had a great one in the snow once. Going downhill, couldn't brake to stop, well, I tried and started to skid, parked car one side of the road, oncoming artic (there always a cunting oncoming artic on a welsh road) on the other side. Had to choose one to hit, chose the parked car, at the last second a gap opened up miraculously and I slid between the two with inches to spare. Pretty sure people were applauding on the pavement. All done in slow motion.

Ask Bez. He knows what I mean. Car crashes (or non-crashes) and slow motion.

BTW, I blame this morning on NOT being stoned. Was going far too fast for the conditions (it was a straight road) - we all make mistakes. When we're not stoned.

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Never had earache, I can only imagine what it must be like. Thanks for the empathy
Fancy a trip to Yam Yam country & being my Florence Nightingale for a while?
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Unfortunately I am already in that role to the east of your lands nursing tuther half. He happens to be in agony with his ear! Two weeks now of it. More antibiotics. The only upside is he is now quite deaf and I can crank the speakers up without as much fear of rebuttal!
 
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