My story on how my $1000 bong, was changed forever with a $35 bowl.

[GGooDD]

for some time now i have been seshing myself to a bong that came to just under 1000 CND, its nice, passes thru water 7 times, (without ashcatcher/perks on the bong).
My biggest problem was the "suction". every rip it would take two lung pulls just to move the smoke. i didnt think it was the water amount as the entire bong it self uses only about 1/2 liter water, (all chambers filled to the right level).
So, i was looking at the bong in a stoned dase of awe, and it hit me, my bong has the crappiest designed bowl ever.

And you are like dafaq he talking about bowl design for.
Well yea there are martini, party, ect bowls, but the one thing i really needed: a bowl with a big hole right under where the screen would be put, litterally (measued with my micrometer) (https://www.google.ca/search?q=micr...s=org.mozilla:en-US:official&safe=off&spell=1) almost 4 times the size in cercumfrence. (i mesured the distance from one end to the other (of the circle) divded in half, times it by pie. did the same for both bowls.

My theory turned out to be true. (after looking at 15 bowls, the chick at the store was asking me lots of questions, as to why i was using a electronic device to measure them all lol.)
Bigger whole, less pressure, better flow. (makes a big difference with or without a screen) (my bong is impossible to clean if i pull thru)
Bigger rip, smoother, faster, not out of breath.

i can only imagine with will work with all bongs.
by a bigger "hole" bowl.

 

[Folley]

Really? It goes through the water 7 times? That's just unnecessary..


I spent $100 on a quadruple perced bong, I guarantee your not going to get a hit that's worth $900 more I have noticed this as well though, make sure you're bong stem doesn't get clogged as that will keep you from getting a fat hit

 

[Artificial Emotion]

Expensive bongs at that price are not about functionality, they are about being a status symbol, conspicuous consumption and extravagance.

Personally, unless I were rich, there would be no way I would spend that much on a bong. There's no way I could justify spending more than $400-$450 at the absolute most.

 

[Egzoset]

Salutations,

...a bong that came to just under 1000 CND...

Thank you for this original piece of testimony, i can hardly explain to anyone how that feels to me reding this... But it feels good and the enjoyment is all mine with no need to share!!

Mine, mine, mine...

 

[Seyer]

This would honestly be better suited as a Blogs post but you must attain Bluelighter status (50 posts) to do so. Im going to close this thread as it doesnt include an answerable question. If you would like to continue discussing your bong, feel free to do so in our Methods of Smoking thread.