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See this didnt even manage to make it into a sub-section on the BBC news?

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It was a Demo today in Manchester opposing the NHS sell off, GMP said it was the biggest protest theyd ever policed??
 
i do sometimes think "this log looks like a pine cone" whilst shitting , so I wouldn't doubt a pine cone going back in would be too impossibrur. lube it up nicely with aromatic resin :sus:

Having a shit in morse code =D
 
Bearlove said:
Err because you ass will smell like toilet cleaner - that and they are a bitch to remove :D

(It's like having a shit in braille / Morse - code :D)

(actually I have a photo .....!)
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Haha you've raised some valid points for both arguements tis lurchings decision at the end of the day
good luck to you sir
 
roganjosh said:
It's tricky because I can't tell them not to call because they'll know it's because I want to get messed up, and I can't not just answer the phone because they'll think I'm dead or something (admittedly about 3 years ago I fell down the stairs on phenazepam and fractured my skull in several places so this is kinda justified). I could just claim I was out but that'd also be unbelievableable since I just moved to a small town near theirs as a sort of half way house until all the surgery is done with (wanted the same hospital and medical team for all 3 ops) and I literally have no friends here. I'm longing for the time my body is fixed and can restart my career in a place where I'm able to socialise, and am not guaranteedto be at home 24/7.
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Your parents sound worse than my family, who also (used to) phone me to check on me after my accident last year. They've calmed down now, thank fuck. But yeah i used to worry about phone calls while fucked.

Most of the time I do not answer phones. I phone people back. This trains people not to expect immediate answers. You can be busy, right? Eating, cooking, watching TV or a film, wanking (seriously use this if you have to, they'll stop asking soon enough ;) ), on the toilet, asleep, ... endless possibilities.


Then increase the delays before returning calls. Text them and say sorry you forgot to ring back and now you're having an early night.

Do this a few times without drugs. Maybe they won't trust you, they might come to your place, embarass them for being control freaks. Have them catch you wanking! I want to hear about that if you do it.

Eventually they'll back off a bit, then you can have a bit of fun again.

Good luck :)
 
fella had beautiful looking mdma so i bought some of that and couldnt resist tasting it at the spot
white or amp will wait for a bit, imma savor this one:)
 
knock said:
Your parents sound worse than my family, who also (used to) phone me to check on me after my accident last year. They've calmed down now, thank fuck. But yeah i used to worry about phone calls while fucked.

Most of the time I do not answer phones. I phone people back. This trains people not to expect immediate answers. You can be busy, right? Eating, cooking, watching TV or a film, wanking (seriously use this if you have to, they'll stop asking soon enough ;) ), on the toilet, asleep, ... endless possibilities.


Then increase the delays before returning calls. Text them and say sorry you forgot to ring back and now you're having an early night.

Do this a few times without drugs. Maybe they won't trust you, they might come to your place, embarass them for being control freaks. Have them catch you wanking! I want to hear about that if you do it.

Eventually they'll back off a bit, then you can have a bit of fun again.

Good luck :)
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Sound advice as ever, cheers!
 
knock said:
Gayorstraight, where are you?
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enjoying life i expect away from this

urgh i feel shite. staying in bed all day would be ideal. fuckin work. nevermind, last breaking bad to watch later
 
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