Lol, stumbled upon this rambling (no doubt MDPV induced.) I can't remember writing it tbh.
Daytime tele is amazing
March 18, 2010 at 6:04am
No, it's shite, but I watch it, sometimes, here is some rant about some of the shows/adverts that are always on...
Send me your damn unwanted, damaged or mismatched gold jewelry (too many adverts asking for GOLD. It's like MOONPIG style mass brainwashing, but at least that has a lunar dwelling space pig in it. They pay 18% the current price of the gold, FACT. Taking advantage of the poor, and oblivious.
And Ocean finance can consolidate my loans/debts sure... but I'll be dead likely before I can replay their 'one, easy, simple monthly repayment'.
I don't want to sue you if i trip over, this isn't America, not just yet anyway. If I fall over a pavement curb or off a ladder I hope I learn a lesson without blaming someone else.
Actually, thinking about it, I'd like some money. Might as well rape the council of some cash and deprive a few school children and hospital patients etc. I might find a dodgy looking public pavement tile that sticks up a bit, and stage an epic fall...
Then I'd need a REAL lawyer. Not one of those fake ones. who don't clarify their realness. Would pick a company with 4U 'txt speak' in the name as well, that sounds professional. Injury lawyers 4 u. They're real layers... as long as they are 'Real'. And 100% compensation!? No win no fee? Nothing to lose!
Foxy bingo fox isn't a real fox either, and his drumming skills are shit compared to the gorilla, AND he is pretty fucking crude in his secret bingo ball lingo, basically talking about having his way with a naughty 40 and abusing 2 fat ladies. Him and that think pink bingo pool jumping bitch need to have it out, and settle once and for all who sponsors that joke of a show: Jeremy Kyle. which by the way is like a modern day freak show. Lets all point and laugh at those poor, pregnant, alcoholic, wife beating, benefit scrounging, baby spewing, chav looking, lie detector failing, ass clowns. Feel better about yourself, watch JK!
They only go on there because they are paid a few hundred for appearing on stage for 20mins of being humiliated in front of mostly a similar sort of audience watching the show. I might make something up and get on the show for the money. I'd want to hear "Let's get Graham on the show everybody!" too. So I'd need a good story, actual help from someone who knows their stuff. Graham is the brains. Step down Jessa and let Graham run things.
Judge Judy is brutal as well. Scary bitch! hillbilly/hick American ass kicked to the curb. I wouldn't want to upset her. THIS IS HER COURTROOM! Suing family members is fun to watch, or is it just depressing? Depends on my mood.
I'd go on coach trip as well. I'd plan to make it as far as Amsterdam then go awol.
And no, a dog will not write to me and send me photos if i sponsor him/her. If It could, I'd adopt for real, as in, own it, and make a fortune on Britain's got talent.
Well glad I got that off my chest, at 5 in the morning.