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Stimulants amphetamines and work

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kthxbi

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hi all,
i was wondering if anyone had any pointers on keeping semi subtle at being sped up in the workplace? my most tightlaced colleague left just today but it isn't unheard of me to be going into work on speed. i was wondering if anyone had been through similar with street speed and had any pointers beyond the obvious facts of not doing too much, keeping track marks to a minimum and eating a lil valium to sleep when otherwise impossible.
to be a little specific, it ain't meth, it's UK speed which is generally what, 5 to 10 percent? i either snort or slam but am not opposed if it'll keep me awake but sober ish at work.
thanks,
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kthxbi said:
hi all,
i was wondering if anyone had any pointers on keeping semi subtle at being sped up in the workplace?
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Don't ask your co-workers if they see the fiber optic cameras poking out of the ceiling tiles.
Try not talking at 200 words per minute about abstract eastern philosophy.
Refrain from referring to a non-existant force known as 'they' because 'they' are likely not watching you.
Mindfully attempt to not rock back and forth while gnashing your teeth.
Arranging your highlighters to correspond to the color wheel is not necessary.
Don't let someone see the fact that your eyes look like you had your pupils professionally dilated.
 
Do not:

-suddenly and vigilantly tackle the project everyone else avoids like the androgynous hair lip medieval role-play guy in the mail room.

-annoy and confuse colleagues by rearranging communal supplies and issuing a two page legal-size office memo which outlines your executive intentions for increasing productivity and maximizing efficiency; it's probably best to deny any sporadic urge to alphabetically or numerically compartmentalize anything.

-print enthusiastic bond paper color copies inviting your co-workers to a party you will not want to host once the amphetamine wears off.
 
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^ ROFL

Let's keep it going people.

ITT: Things NOT to do while amped up at work.

- Just because it has ears doesn't mean you should start chatting up the 230-pound female sitting across from you after 8 years of never making conversation past 'good morning'.
 
pinpoint said:
Don't ask your co-workers if they see the fiber optic cameras poking out of the ceiling tiles.
Try not talking at 200 words per minute about abstract eastern philosophy.
Refrain from referring to a non-existant force known as 'they' because 'they' are likely not watching you.
Mindfully attempt to not rock back and forth while gnashing your teeth.
Arranging your highlighters to correspond to the color wheel is not necessary.
Don't let someone see the fact that your eyes look like you had your pupils professionally dilated.
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Hahahahahaha.

-don't start scratching lotto tickets while you should be working...
-don't position yourself in a weird sitting position
-don't obsessively look out the windows
-if you have to hand someone something....put it DOWN, don't just hand it to them. My hands shake a lot...so this one really helps me.
-cover your track marks....and don't wear long sleeves in the summer. Always obvious.
 
Yeah, or better yet just avoid going to work on amps... waste them on something better.
 
pinpoint said:
Don't ask your co-workers if they see the fiber optic cameras poking out of the ceiling tiles.
Try not talking at 200 words per minute about abstract eastern philosophy.
Refrain from referring to a non-existant force known as 'they' because 'they' are likely not watching you.
Mindfully attempt to not rock back and forth while gnashing your teeth.
Arranging your highlighters to correspond to the color wheel is not necessary.
Don't let someone see the fact that your eyes look like you had your pupils professionally dilated.
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I would honor you a golden medal for this post if I could. Pure gold.
 
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