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Ben So Furry said:
Afternoon folks. :D

So if you have someone on ignore and someone quotes them you can then see the post?

That's daft innit?
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Afternoon my Jungle loving fellow EADD poster, the answer to your post is yes & yes.

As I am out for a few days & I like you i'll leave you this as a gift to remember me by while I am gone, had the new (ish) missus booty popping etc to this last night, it's so good to have a woman that LOVES Jungle as much as me :)


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Ello Ben! How's things? Not seen you around in a bit.

Uncle Robert said:
Anybody get many mouth ulcers? I get em a lot annoyingly and currently rocking a massive one, right where my teeth rest against my lip. Usually Corsodyl nukes them within a few days but this one's being a stubborn bastard. Anyone got any old wives tales or magic recipes to heal them nice n fast?
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My mum reckons that toothpaste with sodium lauryl sulphate in it gives her bad mouth ulcers, and she stopped getting them when she switched to one of the sensodyne ones that doesn't have it in. Might be a consideration if you get them a lot!

Bodda said:
I am out of here in a minute but yeah, i aint gonna be around for a while till I am healthy again & kicked this habit.
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Good luck! :)
 
Bodda said:
As I said before in the Heroin thread, I am
going to be out for a few days as my time
has come, the new kinda missus caught me
doing some gear yesterday & sadly I have
to kick my habit starting tonight.
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Good luck with kicking the gear on the head mate, worth it in the long run,just for the extra cash in yr pocket if nothing else.
Hope yr lady looks after you for the next few days.
Wishing you all the best mate.
 
Bodda said:
Afternoon my Jungle loving fellow EADD poster, the answer to your post is yes & yes.

As I am out for a few days & I like you i'll leave you this as a gift to remember me by while I am gone, had the new (ish) missus booty popping etc to this last night, it's so good to have a woman that LOVES Jungle as much as me :)


Twisted Anger - Mothership
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fmXxJoLnps
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Thanks matey. I enjoyed that. Best of luck kicking the habit mate. I'm sure it will be worth it. Take care of each other.

swampdragon said:
Ello Ben! How's things? Not seen you around in a bit.
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Hi Swampdragon. I'm fine thanks, been cramming as much stuff in as we can with the little one before she went back to school yesterday. I'll probably be around a bit more now.

How's your good self? Taken the plunge with AL-LAD yet? I know you were tempted.
 
Ben So Furry said:
Hi Swampdragon. I'm fine thanks, been cramming as much stuff in as we can with the little one before she went back to school yesterday. I'll probably be around a bit more now.

How's your good self? Taken the plunge with AL-LAD yet? I know you were tempted.
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Aww, I bet it feels quiet without her around all the time.

I'm good, ta! Currently packing for a weekend of camping with my fella's parents. The AL-LAD's still in the to-do pile sadly, but I'll get around to it at some point. Every time I consider it, LSD makes puppy eyes at me and persuades me otherwise. =D
 
snolly said:
Yes most defo. Missus Snolls has these amazing killer knee high boots too that I wish she'd never take off. Ever.
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The Mrs did a photo shoot with knee highs and roller skates. Lets just say she ended up ruining our sheets from the wheel grime later that afternoon.

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Uncle Robert said:
Anybody get many mouth ulcers? I get em a lot annoyingly and currently rocking a massive one, right where my teeth rest against my lip. Usually Corsodyl nukes them within a few days but this one's being a stubborn bastard. Anyone got any old wives tales or magic recipes to heal them nice n fast?
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I use my laser. Takes 30 seconds and the pain relief is instant. No appointment necessary, just sit in the waiting room and I'll see you in the second surgery. $100 payment at end of appointment. I usually treat cold sores with it as well, also instant relief.
 
Prime Minister of Iceland meets Obama, 1 nikey trainer and 1 buffed up shoe ahah hes clearley off his buffet. Ive done it before and gone into work, 1 brown 1 black . easily done :D

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Mailmonkey said:
My missis is a spastic dyslexic
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Hahaha =D Aye schools can be very generous, but ironically it's a fucking mission to actually get the stuff sorted

Bodda said:
You have dyspraxia too!!
People at school used to think I was thick as shit but over time it became clear I have it kinda bad (well not really ba but bad enough to cause a issue with driving etc)

I remember trying to do my forklift licence & going forward was fine, but going in reverse was impossible as you had to steer the other way to how you want to go, after several hours the guy who was showing us (well at this point it was only me left) got so mad, called me a "dumb cunt" & walked off & left me there.
I will be honest folks I never get upset from verbal abuse but that really upset me & hurt me. normally I wouldn't give a toss but that really got to me, I wish I could work around it but my brain just doesn't work in the correct way with stuff like that.

Most of you will have NO clue how bad & hard dyspraxia can make daily tasks but Snolly will be aware.
I don't mean this badly Snolly but it's good to read you have it too (NOT that I am wishing it on you but at least 1 other person will understand how I feel & I am sure you will understand the forklift issue, to be called a "dumb cunt" really upset me & that is rare for things like that to bother me, usually I would laugh & say something sarcastic but I have never forgot that day & dont think I ever will tbh.
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That dude sounds like an arsehole, it is hard to do shit like that, took me far longer than most to pass my driving test, and I get what you mean about the frustration because you know you should be able to do something that most people can do in their sleep, but your brain just doesn't wanna do it. It always made me very angry at school because I'd get the whole 'you're not thick so how can you have a learning disability' when I was forgetting my homework or finding it hard to do various things and I knew there was summat up. Still very bitter now over them just writing me off, but then I got into uni and got help for it so I guess I 'won'. It does indeed make daily tasks hard and I get wound up when my Mum asks why I can't just do stuff easily. Nearly cried with joy when my best mate showed me an easier way to put a duvet cover on ha :D

And nah no offense taken, I don't know anyone else who suffers from it (though I suspect Mrs Snolly...) so it's nice, in a kinda weird way, to know other people have been through the same crap. Some cunts just never have the ability to understand that just because you've got some fucked up brain thing doesn't mean you're stupid. Finally getting tutoring for it now, so I'm really hopeful for the next year of uni. On the plus side, it means you have to really really practice at stuff that requires coordination, so I'm a ridiculously fast typist at least, as I hold my pen like a cave man so writing like a normal person isn't really an option. Dude who diagnosed me said he could tell what was up the second he saw me write my name on the paper he gave me. It's sort of making me want to go into that line of work myself, just to help out other people like our brilliant selves ;)
 
One Thousand Words said:
I use my laser.
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Why is this not the thread title yet?

One of my first proper girlfriends was dyspraxic. Her handwriting was really cute - like a five-year-old on acid. She used to take five times as long to do her nails as I did. She was also fond of badly-applied black lipstick (it was the nineties, yeah?), which would end up all over my face anyway, creating an interesting half-arsed black-and-white minstrel effect.

Added to the fact that everybody in her backward up-in-t'hills town thought we were lesbians, it was a time of many awkward confrontations.
 
OTW - Why would your girlfriend do a random "photo shoot"? Do you not mean "I took some pictures of my bird with a crap pair of skates on"?

"Later on I had sex with my girlfriend. Check me out boys!"

Mendo_K said:
Prime Minister of Iceland meets Obama, 1 nikey trainer and 1 buffed up shoe ahah hes clearley off his buffet.
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Hahaha, outstanding.
 
Is there such a thing as maths dyslexia? cos i am a fucking wrong-un when it comes to maths
 
far too devon-ish

Count Dracula with dyscalculia mounting Elmo after briefly saying hello, ran off came back took a flymo strimmer to his head and said "wheres my elixir you red dyslexic piece of shit"
 
parttime crackhead said:
OTW - Why would your girlfriend do a random "photo shoot"? Do you not mean "I took some pictures of my bird with a crap pair of skates on"?

"Later on I had sex with my girlfriend. Check me out boys!"
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I have two kids, if I wanted to skite about having sex I would post a picture of them. Then again unlike you I don't post then take photos down when my insecurities take over.
 
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