Okay, that's a bit of a stretch there. Wow, some people. Talk about an overactive imagination! Jeez. Where do you get this stuff?
So the first episode of the 'season' brought up that Ted Beneke survived and woke up from his coma. It's odd for them to bring up a fact like that in the season premiere only to totally abandon it. It's likely that Ted might go to the cops. He'll try to tell his story, and at first they're not sure whether to believe him or not. But they see the IRS check and look into it. But the twist is that it's revealed he's actually a reptilian alien working for the Illuminati. And it's Walt Jr who is set to receive his brain and use it to cosmically transmit Walt's secret meth recipe to Mars, where baby Holly will make Super Martian Baby Meth. Also, Hank's gay. Book it.