• LAVA Moderator: Shinji Ikari

So you're coming out of your local bar drunk...

What's your vendor of choice, oh drunken one?

  • Hot dog.

    Votes: 13 27.1%
  • Philly cheese steak sandwich.

    Votes: 22 45.8%
  • Delicious corn.

    Votes: 13 27.1%

  • Total voters
    48
I know this is really confusing for you guys, but you need to pick from the 3 above options. Okay? It's A, B, C, not make up your own fucken shit and post it.

Lmao I've never stumbled out of a bar and was like hmmm?...I feel like some corn.

A bit strange? :\

So I chose none of the above.

The only choice that came close to drunk food was the Philly cheesesteak.
 
Hmm, well thank you to the above posters for choosing one of the three (please vote accordingly). Also, mods, please take out the other options. If the OP doesn't want any of the three carts, he or she can post in this thread. If whole point of the survey is if you HAD to choose, like you were drunk, stuck there, and SUPER HUNGRY, and all the bar food in the area SUCKED.

I know people don't "crave" it.. but seeing fresh local corn grilled (with garlic salt.. yummmy)..... I don't know . MAYBE IT'S AN ISLAND THING.
And as a girl, all my friends are always like cheesesteak/hotdog... soo fattening! And then it's like a back and forth--how hungry are you? Are you willing to exercise extra tomorrow, etc.
 
Corn...CORN!!! after a night of drinking why would you eat corn.

Need I say more?

Oh I will, can you imagine the day after drinking, dropping a duce in the toilet spitting corn out of your ass like a machine gun.
 
I know this is really confusing for you guys, but you need to pick from the 3 above options. Okay? It's A, B, C, not make up your own fucken shit and post it.

What's the point of having a poll if you have a none of the above option? If they don't want to pick-- THEY DON'T HAVE TO VOTE. I obviously only care about those who are DRUNK (well, they don't necessarily NEED to be drunk.. ), HUNGRY, and are deciding between the 3 carts. I really don't appreciate you adding the extra options because it defeats the whole purpose.

How do I have an attitude? I mean, I clearly state in the original post a HYPOTHETICAL situation. I even SAY that (hypothetically) that you've ALREADY EATEN at the other two carts and it's on a street with local bars that you FREQUENTLY visit. You see this NEW FOOD CART... what do you do IF YOU WERE HUNGRY AND WERE DECIDING BETWEEN THE 2 carts that you've had (& enjoyed) and the new cart (that's different, healthier, and cheaper).

It's A, B, C. Obviously you could go home and eat whatever you want. Obviously you could decide to go back inside and get bar food. Obviously you could do whatever the fuck you want. Is that what I'm asking though? Is that what I want a SECOND OPINION on? No. Feel free to post whatever you want but I was just posting, FYI, that your posts aren't helping me (nor is the survey change).

Hmm, well thank you to the above posters for choosing one of the three (please vote accordingly). Also, mods, please take out the other options. If the OP doesn't want any of the three carts, he or she can post in this thread. If whole point of the survey is if you HAD to choose, like you were drunk, stuck there, and SUPER HUNGRY, and all the bar food in the area SUCKED.

I know people don't "crave" it.. but seeing fresh local corn grilled (with garlic salt.. yummmy)..... I don't know . MAYBE IT'S AN ISLAND THING.
And as a girl, all my friends are always like cheesesteak/hotdog... soo fattening! And then it's like a back and forth--how hungry are you? Are you willing to exercise extra tomorrow, etc.



You're taking this just a tad bit more serious than it actually is. First, you yell at people for mentioning something that isn't part of the survey. So to ease your mind, I add the last two options that in no way take away from your original three. Now you're telling us to take the last two down and that everyone is free to discuss whatever food they want? I need to go lie down.
 
I'm thirsty right now.

What should I drink?

Red Gatorade?

Water?

Crystal Pepsi?


Please make this a poll.

DO IT FUCKING NOW!!!!!111one
 
Corn is delicious, just not something worthwhile after drinking heaps. Too messy and not really filling.

Sell that shit at ball games and carnivals and crap.
 
To be blunt, the only way I'd go for the corn while drunk is if you could wrap it up in bacon, then deep-fry until it's greasy enough to gratify my drunken hunger fantasies. Otherwise, I'd be off to the meatiest option around. :\

Just IMHO. MEAT & LARD --> while drunk --> om nom nom nom! :sus:
 
You're taking this just a tad bit more serious than it actually is. First, you yell at people for mentioning something that isn't part of the survey. So to ease your mind, I add the last two options that in no way take away from your original three. Now you're telling us to take the last two down and that everyone is free to discuss whatever food they want? I need to go lie down.

This poll needs some tweaking.
First off, this is a message board so caps.. =/= yelling (its EMPHASIZE. )
Second, as a MOD, can make whatever SUGGESTIONing. Because I, as the thread creator, I requested a poll of three options. You as a mod, have ALL the control. You say it's not serious but why are you not doing what I ask (if It's not a big deal at all?)? I want a second opinion about what BLers would choose out of 3 options. You can keep it how it is and feed your ego; frankly, I don't care.

It'd be nice if you can set your ego aside and leave D-Z at the door; but if you wanna bring it. BRING IT.
 
well actually, caps IS YELLING.
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italics, bold and underscore are options for "emphasis".
 
I can and will happily change the poll back to what you originally intended. First though I'd just like to ask what's objectively lost by obtaining MORE statistical data that could help with business decisions?
 
Thank you Bronson,

Hmm, because people who are just going to go home, do cocaine, or get bar food don't apply? I want to see how I stand against my competitors (hotdog and cheese steak).
 
I consider drunk food:

Pizza
Tacos
Cheeseburgers
cheesy French fries
anything greasy
 
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