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Celebrity Sightings True or False You Decide!

At least I never masturbated in the pant-infested flat of a light entertainer then McGyvered his entryphone.

I worked in Soho for a bit (yes yes) which is where I kept seeing those two. There are lots of TV production companies in the area and also places which make programmes for the television.

Actually, I'd forgotten this, but I also saw Chris Morris with a huge party of children in Streatham Pizza Express looking really really angry and wearing those white and grey urban camo trousers, a cap and a bomber jacket. Must have been 2004 or so as that is when I was dipping my wick in that part of town.
 
jancrow said:
At least I never masturbated in the pant-infested flat of a light entertainer then McGyvered his entryphone.

I worked in Soho for a bit (yes yes) which is where I kept seeing those two. There are lots of TV production companies in the area and also places which make programmes for the television.

Actually, I'd forgotten this, but I also saw Chris Morris with a huge party of children in Streatham Pizza Express looking really really angry and wearing those white and grey urban camo trousers, a cap and a bomber jacket. Must have been 2004 or so as that is when I was dipping my wick in that part of town.
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Did you work for TV companies in Soho? You might know some of my friends :sus:

If you'd masturbated in the disease-ridden dens of C-list Scottish Celebs then you'd definitely know them.
 
Met Kelis in an airport in Denmark back in the day when she had technicolour hair. Before Nas wifed her.

Met Mani from Primal Scream/Stone Roses sitting on a bench in a corridor one day.

Shook GZA's hand %)

That's the sum total of my famous cunt interactions I think. I called Barry Ferguson a wanker one day, but I'd assume (hope) that none of you know who that wee prick is.

Ceres said:
jancrow, be thankful you do not know of this thing knock calls 'singing kettle'.
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Haha, the Singing Kettle! "I LIKE TO EAT. EAT EAT EAT. I LIKE TO EAT. APPLES AND BANANAS!"

Mendo_K said:
David Guest hanging out a car window in liverpool few weeks ago "alright lads" and drove off !
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I'm calling nonsense on that one lol!
 
I met Debbie Harry. I'm not sure if I've ever mentioned that...

I also met Raphael Ravenscroft at a bar in York. He told us he'd played sax with Pink Floyd, and did the solo on 'Baker Street'. I would have been far more impressed if he'd mentioned his work with Abba. He took me and my then girlfriend to a battle of the bands being filmed in some now hideous and defunct club. Paul Oakenfold was playing next door but they didn't let us in. Ravenscroft kept trying to hit on my girlfriend. Cool. We borrowed his phone to ring such musical luminaries as Alex Parks and some people off the X Factor. Anyway he let us stay at his friends house and then did one the next day after finding out where we lived the night before and saying 'oh I'm heading through there I'll come and give you a lift in the morning'. His friend was cool though, he gave us hot water bottles and didn't rape us.
 
I see john tompson all the time, I think he lives 1 or 2 streets away.

I somehow ended up in a drinking doubles tennis match against bradley walsh on holiday. He is shit at tennis and pretty much ended up doing the whole bottle of whisky himself. His wife was furious at the state of him.

When teddy sherringham booted his missus out he came flying down the road where my parents lived in his motor and chucked a load of bags of clothes outside some blokes house up the road that was seeing the girls sister.

Blagged vip entry to some small music event when I was about 15. Kev the mechanic from corrie was there and kept getting me and my brother pints from the bar. Thought he was sound at the time, now realise its because he probably wanted to bum the life out of me.
 
Harry Redknapp twice once in Boscombe when i lived there , West Ham were playing Bournemouth in a pre season & Also at Yeovil when he was Portsmouth Manager in another pre season .
 
I bumped into Alan Cox, acclaimed network stack hacker and maintainer of the 2.2 tree, at a Linux convention.

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I said "Hello" and he just grinned at me.


I bought Stephen Tweedie, acclaimed ext2fs developer, a pint, and ranted at him for half an hour.

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He went to school with a cunt I worked with at Scottish Provident.


Why am I the only person putting up pictures? You're a bunch of wastrel cocks.
 
Oh I met Eric Pollard off of Emmerdale once. Apparently the cast of Emmerdale have a cricket team and they played our local team. Met that Bob dude too who, in an even weirder twist of fate, used to teach my uncle at secondary school.
 
I saw Danny-fucking-Dyer in a gumball rally car in the BP Garage in Sidcup.

And Vanessa Feltz in Paphos Airport (toilets) in 1999.
 
knock said:
Pics or none of this happened :!
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I need to hit up my mate for photos of THE TIME I MET DEBBIE HARRY DID I MENTION THAT, but I think it's just me stood there like 8o=D in front of my all time idol, Debbie Harry, who I met.
 
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