Celebrity Sightings True or False You Decide!

[Stewy]

About 6 Years ago i spotted Dick Van Dyke getting stuck in to a Greg's Pasty on Stockton High Street i shit you not!

 

[brimz]

Gene Wilder with two hot Blonde women coming out the Theater Royal in Bath .

Fuk i dun met plenty of druggie Musicians .

 

[Mendo_K]

David Guest hanging out a car window in liverpool few weeks ago "alright lads" and drove off !

 

[knock]

I saw Roy Hattersley in Edinburgh, very tall.

 

[T. Calderone]

I ran into Shaquille O'Neal at a gas station a couple months back. That man is over 7 feet tall and took up the entire doorway.
It's funny, the attendants were giddy like little girls falling all over themselves for a picture and autograph.

 

[knock]

I was a few metres from the queen. I only went along to make my dad happy. Looking back, missed opportunity. Could have made something of my life!

 

[Ceres]

celebrities are false they do not exist except on telly, like aliens and saaskwatch.

 

[knock]

Glen Michael (of Glen Michael's Cavalcade) made an appearance at a friend's birthday party in the early 80s. He (Glen Michael) was shit. The birthday party was shit.

Palladin the Lamp would have made a better kids entertainer on its own.

 

[Ceres]

christ tv was shit in the 80's.

wait everything was shit in the 80's.

 

[knock]

I rented a flat off of Gary of Singing Kettle fame.

The flat was rank, there were several pairs of dirty knickers down the back of the sofa. I assume it had been used by prostitutes.

my cat shat everywhere. So that was fine.

I lost the key to the front door, so i rewired the door entry system and connected it up to my computer, so I could open the front door by ringing the phone in a specific sequence.

Then I ran away.

 

[RLP]

I met Stan Collymore in a car park once.

 

[knock]

I was accused of being Joe Satriani in Rutherglen ASDA car park.

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

No way Mr Walliams.

 

[knock]

Way!

 

[jancrow]

Thread's gone to shit. Knock, who the HELL is accordion man?
Just because he does a turn at your local does not make him a famous.

 

[Ceres]

jancrow, be thankful you do not know of this thing knock calls 'singing kettle'.

 

[Stewy]

A Friend of mine spotted Dave Lee Travis & Stuart Hall sweating profusely in Toys R Us Teesside Park last year!

 

[knock]

Thread's gone to shit. Knock, who the HELL is accordion man?
Just because he does a turn at your local does not make him a famous.

He was on the telly!

Also, I would shag Anya.
No, on closer inspection, I've changed my mind.

 

[justinsayno]

Ive seen Vic Reeves quite a few times, he always gives a startled bunny look when he's been recognized. Some girl i worked with ended up round his house for after club drinkie poos once. Apparently he got all sulky when she mentioned that she loved Bob.

 

[jancrow]

@ceres, ok, I will.

Who is this Stewy then?

seen in the street: Alexei Sayle (twice), Chris Morris (repeatedly), Jimmy Carr (repeatedly), Neil him off Men Behaving Badly, Tom Cruise and Nicole outside a theatre waving at people, speccy one off blur several times, Ray Davies, Bob Geldof, Patrick Moore, the then serving head of Mi6, during Iraq war enquiry (slightly surprised by that one), Peter Duncan, Annie Lennox, Bobby Gillespie, Piers Cunt, Boy George, Matt Lucas and a load more too probably.

edit: not all at the same time