BlindHelperMonkey
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raas you dummy. dsp and black paw are two different people
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^ You, in a nutshell.
Just add: missing the point, and quick to make a judgement, and stir all 3 elements together and that pretty much covers about 80% of your forum contribution.
That's not a complaint, it's an observation.
And no, I wouldn't class myself as a lesbian.
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Technically I'd call it speculation, given I used the term 'it seems' ;p
Come back and make an ass out of me tho pls ... go on ... give us the goss!
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's true. On a related note I just woke up from a rather sexual lucid dream and decide to go all out cos I was home alone. Unfortunately I misjudged the time by an hour and may have traumatised my Dad as a result. Oops. Paper thin walls in this house, I swear.
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BlindHelperMonkey
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my ex could do it silently snolly, lots of practice in the family home with brothers/crazy rents. you cant?
jancrow
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Always envied girls not having anything to clean up... there's nothing quite as dodgy as creeping through the house late at night all covered in jizz because you've mis-timed you activities.
Raas, your hash eating sounds like a positive experience.
And the mountains shall drop sweet wine, and all the hills shall melt.
Raas, your hash eating sounds like a positive experience.
And the mountains shall drop sweet wine, and all the hills shall melt.
brimz
Bluelighter
I ate a fukin 1/4 of Red Seal just b4 i was stopped by the Police for a stop n search back about 15 years ago. I was fukin spangled by the time i got out the station . I was full on tripping .
Uncle Robert
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^^plus if you're giving yourself some lovin' and you hear somebody walk in due to a dangerous misjudgement on how many people are in the house, it's a lot easier to cover up what you were doing.
On a side note I'm feeling very fragile today so let's keep the loud noises and lively behaviour to a minimum please. Why is it absinthe seems like a wonderful idea when pissed?
On a side note I'm feeling very fragile today so let's keep the loud noises and lively behaviour to a minimum please. Why is it absinthe seems like a wonderful idea when pissed?
brimz
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Because Alcohol is the Devils Spawn it is that simple Bob my friend ,
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jancrow
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^ AKA 'Bullywank"
monstanoodle
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Tis my appeal this afternoon.....
It's driving me mental already. The only thing that's stopping me from being a jibbering wreck at the moment is the lovely long half-life of my Amitriptyline and it not wearing off for a few hours - Never thought I'd be thankful for that 8(
But it will do by the time that travelling is needed.
"Oh woe" n that.
It's driving me mental already. The only thing that's stopping me from being a jibbering wreck at the moment is the lovely long half-life of my Amitriptyline and it not wearing off for a few hours - Never thought I'd be thankful for that 8(
But it will do by the time that travelling is needed.
"Oh woe" n that.
Oh yes, defo a plus. The amount of...overly starched socks...I found laying round my old house was grim as.
Depends how dedicated you are to the cause. I was once walked in on by my mother at a late hour - I have a fucking combination lock on my door for crying out loud - and had to quickly hide an implement that any man would be jealous of. Sans massive rubber cocks, it's usually a case of 'I had an itch!'.
Vaguely related note, an old house mate of mine when I lived in a flat with him and another lad was prone to going on manic cleaning sprees when drunk and/or upset. His room was always a palace so he'd do mine, with my blessing of course. One day after he'd been both drunk AND manic, I came back inside to find all my vibrators lined up in order of size, sat on my shelves.
Uncle Robert
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^lol any housemate you have is infinitely more interesting than who I get put with, I'm going with it being a good thing
Bit of a tangent but that made me think of Dance with the devil
Bit of a tangent but that made me think of Dance with the devil
parttime crackhead
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^ That is a tune! Not heard it for a while. The piano sample is off the chain and the actual story is 
Haha. My mate used to live with 2 girls. I was round at theirs one day not long after he'd moved out and there's 6 odd socks drying on a clothes horse. I was looking at them and looking a bit puzzled, the girl who owned the place said "I found them under X's bed when I was cleaning the place so I washed them for him, he'll probably want them back". I don't think he'll want those back pal lol.
Haha. My mate used to live with 2 girls. I was round at theirs one day not long after he'd moved out and there's 6 odd socks drying on a clothes horse. I was looking at them and looking a bit puzzled, the girl who owned the place said "I found them under X's bed when I was cleaning the place so I washed them for him, he'll probably want them back". I don't think he'll want those back pal lol.
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brimz
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Tis my appeal this afternoon.....
It's driving me mental already. The only thing that's stopping me from being a jibbering wreck at the moment is the lovely long half-life of my Amitriptyline and it not wearing off for a few hours - Never thought I'd be thankful for that 8(
But it will do by the time that travelling is needed.
"Oh woe" n that.
Alright Noodle me Muka , see my post about Amitriptyline in the Heroin thread n you will know why i hate em .
Do you still get your diazepam is that not enough on it's own thus you taking the Amitriptyline . I would not take the things if you paid me personally but different strokes n that.
brimz
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I would rather have fukin crack than Booze all day. I'm so anti alcohol atm it's becoming a fukin crusade . Since i done my ribs i have had one pint n i still felt like shit in the Morning .
I dunno if it's me just getting old or what as i used to drink pretty heavily .
Haha, grim, my mate's mum found something similar when she came to visit. She made a comment about 'boys being boys' when I picked up a sock off the washing pile and found it was practically rigid. I nearly said summat before I realised she was probably just on about them being mucky and not washing so I kept schtum.
Fortunately it was a fairly uncommon occurrence in our old place cos my mate who was banging our other housemate had a load of spare condoms cos 'they don't fit me' so every time someone fancied a wank they'd just go ask him for some. I was guilty of the same cos it just keeps things cleaner don't it? I'm not walking through the house to stick a vibrator in the sink when it's done with. Anyway for ages we thought it was cos he had a monster cock, but after a while his missus let slip that in her former life, she'd had 'a six inch dick, it was bigger than his!' and then died laughing so yeah given that these were NHS issue we assumed he was more baby's thumb than baby's arm.
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