@Uncle Robert: haha... makes perfect sense that spongebob quote.
@snolly: Sure, if you can make one of em work avatar size go for it
So the police gave me a an order to produce the insurance docs in 7 days, suggesting that I get in touch with RAC and have a chat and see if they'll agree to cover me despite there being a very minor technical error in the insurance. FUCK!
Eh... sorry for going mental last night. I had some Al-LAD which was, as I said, not stellar, but it was real. Then I decided to try to get some sleep as I had to take the car to get MOTd in the morning (5 months overdue). So I drank wine and had some etizolam. Not a lot, just a little. Next thing I remember is I'm in the middle of the gas works down the road, and some cunt is chasing me. I tried to get over a fence but failed. He phone the cops. The cops came. I got in there by going through a huge break in a fence, I've taken pictures now.
Anyway I've been charged with section 54 or something which is trespass with intent to steal! I wasn't going to steal anything! I was just out for a wander! The police told me there had been a recent spate of robberies from the gas works and so that's why they were taking it so seriously. Anyway I think the police understood that I meant no harm but they detained me and I spent six hours in a police cell which was no fun. Had a bit of a kip, asked for a book and they gave me some shite 800 page thriller, yeah I was going to read that
After they charged me the let me go. I went home, got the car, and went round to the gas works to try and work out what the fuck had happened and to take pics of the massive holes in the fence, as I don't see how I can be charged with trespass if there is no fence to keep you out. Not in Scotland anyway, there is a general right of access to land.
I drove past the gas works and couldn't for the life of me see anything like where I had been. I zoomed up the road to turn round and come back for a nother flyby. Mistake. The zoom was 55mph in a 30mph zone and three was a police car sitting in a layby with a camera. Bang.
So I'm sitting in the cop car and they're asking me about do I have an MOT. Well, no I don't because I was going to get it sorted out this morning except some cunt cop nicked me before I could do that. Did I have insurance? Why yes I do. So they phoned to check, I'm with the RAC. RAC refused to give out any info as they had the wrong birthdate on file, out by one day
Get home, look out RAC stuff, phone them, they tell me my insurance was cancelled because I failed to send in the proof of no-claims bonus
I know this is my fault, they sent me letters, but I get so many junk letters they just stack up in a pile until I can't bear it any longer. Could they not have fucking phoned or emailed or something? Obviously I needed insurance!
So I know face:
- SP30 3 points
- Driving without MOT - this will be a fine, and a criminal conviction
- Driving without insurance - this will probably mean a fucking driving ban.
I'm going to get in touch with my hot-shot solicitor and cross my fingers but today has not been the best day
Eh... sorry for going mental last night. I had some Al-LAD which was, as I said, not stellar, but it was real. Then I decided to try to get some sleep as I had to take the car to get MOTd in the morning (5 months overdue). So I drank wine and had some etizolam. Not a lot, just a little. Next thing I remember is I'm in the middle of the gas works down the road, and some cunt is chasing me. I tried to get over a fence but failed. He phone the cops. The cops came. I got in there by going through a huge break in a fence, I've taken pictures now.
Anyway I've been charged with section 54 or something which is trespass with intent to steal! I wasn't going to steal anything! I was just out for a wander! The police told me there had been a recent spate of robberies from the gas works and so that's why they were taking it so seriously. Anyway I think the police understood that I meant no harm but they detained me and I spent six hours in a police cell which was no fun. Had a bit of a kip, asked for a book and they gave me some shite 800 page thriller, yeah I was going to read that
After they charged me the let me go. I went home, got the car, and went round to the gas works to try and work out what the fuck had happened and to take pics of the massive holes in the fence, as I don't see how I can be charged with trespass if there is no fence to keep you out. Not in Scotland anyway, there is a general right of access to land.
I drove past the gas works and couldn't for the life of me see anything like where I had been. I zoomed up the road to turn round and come back for a nother flyby. Mistake. The zoom was 55mph in a 30mph zone and three was a police car sitting in a layby with a camera. Bang.
So I'm sitting in the cop car and they're asking me about do I have an MOT. Well, no I don't because I was going to get it sorted out this morning except some cunt cop nicked me before I could do that. Did I have insurance? Why yes I do. So they phoned to check, I'm with the RAC. RAC refused to give out any info as they had the wrong birthdate on file, out by one day
Get home, look out RAC stuff, phone them, they tell me my insurance was cancelled because I failed to send in the proof of no-claims bonus
I know this is my fault, they sent me letters, but I get so many junk letters they just stack up in a pile until I can't bear it any longer. Could they not have fucking phoned or emailed or something? Obviously I needed insurance!
So I know face:
- SP30 3 points
- Driving without MOT - this will be a fine, and a criminal conviction
- Driving without insurance - this will probably mean a fucking driving ban.
I'm going to get in touch with my hot-shot solicitor and cross my fingers but today has not been the best day
I bet you'll read your letters now?! 
![:\](https://bluelight.org/xf/BL_Images/Orig_Emoji/wrygrin.gif "wry grin :\")
Eh... sorry for going mental last night. I had some Al-LAD which was, as I said, not stellar, but it was real. Then I decided to try to get some sleep as I had to take the car to get MOTd in the morning (5 months overdue). So I drank wine and had some etizolam. Not a lot, just a little. Next thing I remember is I'm in the middle of the gas works down the road, and some cunt is chasing me. I tried to get over a fence but failed. He phone the cops. The cops came. I got in there by going through a huge break in a fence, I've taken pictures now.
Anyway I've been charged with section 54 or something which is trespass with intent to steal! I wasn't going to steal anything! I was just out for a wander! The police told me there had been a recent spate of robberies from the gas works and so that's why they were taking it so seriously. Anyway I think the police understood that I meant no harm but they detained me and I spent six hours in a police cell which was no fun. Had a bit of a kip, asked for a book and they gave me some shite 800 page thriller, yeah I was going to read that
After they charged me the let me go. I went home, got the car, and went round to the gas works to try and work out what the fuck had happened and to take pics of the massive holes in the fence, as I don't see how I can be charged with trespass if there is no fence to keep you out. Not in Scotland anyway, there is a general right of access to land.
I drove past the gas works and couldn't for the life of me see anything like where I had been. I zoomed up the road to turn round and come back for a nother flyby. Mistake. The zoom was 55mph in a 30mph zone and three was a police car sitting in a layby with a camera. Bang.
So I'm sitting in the cop car and they're asking me about do I have an MOT. Well, no I don't because I was going to get it sorted out this morning except some cunt cop nicked me before I could do that. Did I have insurance? Why yes I do. So they phoned to check, I'm with the RAC. RAC refused to give out any info as they had the wrong birthdate on file, out by one day
Get home, look out RAC stuff, phone them, they tell me my insurance was cancelled because I failed to send in the proof of no-claims bonus
I know this is my fault, they sent me letters, but I get so many junk letters they just stack up in a pile until I can't bear it any longer. Could they not have fucking phoned or emailed or something? Obviously I needed insurance!
So I know face:
- SP30 3 points
- Driving without MOT - this will be a fine, and a criminal conviction
- Driving without insurance - this will probably mean a fucking driving ban.
I'm going to get in touch with my hot-shot solicitor and cross my fingers but today has not been the best day
Tragic coincidence? He blacked out from booze and drugs then got caught by the police running around the neighbourhood. I'm sure he was being chased for a reason, it's just the drug induced amnesia means he will never know. Not failing to mention driving +20mph in a residential area whilst unlicensed in an unroadworthy worthy car that he admits should have been dealt with 5 months earlier. Sure it is bad timing to cop this all within 24 hrs but to say he had no role in his own misfortune is stretching it a tad.
That's one way of looking at it
I get schadenfreude, enjoy it, you might as well
Thanks for the kind comments, I'll let you know what happens.
