Are you man enough to suck my cock (It smells like the North Sea)?

[Evil Elvis]

Well?

Credentials in the thread please. No PM creeps. Must provide narcissistic supply, food, shelter and drugs.

Good luck!

 

[Marmalade]

Hrmn, I live right on the north sea. So this thread is practically scratch and sniff for me.

My Dad AND brother and practically every other male relative of mine carries the same scent. It's probably best I don't start to associate it with cocks tbh

 

[Evil Elvis]

Shame Ponti, that started really well.

I ain't cruisin' for gash, 'Marmalade', so keep yer awful menstruating, sit-down-pissing, poetically-deficient, terminally female rollerderby nose out, yeah?

This is the kinda shit on which empires rise and fall.

 

[Marmalade]

I've got penis envy by the bucketloads already, you're not doing it any favours.

 

[gayorstraight]

Shame Ponti, that started really well.

I ain't cruisin' for gash, 'Marmalade', so keep yer awful menstruating, sit-down-pissing, poetically-deficient, terminally female rollerderby nose out, yeah?

This is the kinda shit on which empires rise and fall.

Are you for real? Weirdest posts I ever read on eadd, and that's saying summat

 

[ColtDan]

Lol very random

 

[gayorstraight]

Really?? Lol

 

[Evil Elvis]

Are you for real? Weirdest posts I ever read on eadd, and that's saying summat

No gash in my fuckin' cruising thread!

Okay? Nowt personal. Your gender is no fault of your own. Even if you're all fucking horrible.

 

[gayorstraight]

I'll post wherever I like

 

[Evil Elvis]

I'll post my dick down your throat.

Then bitch to your dad about how lousy you were.

Now beat it, you fuckin' smelly (takes deep breath) woman.

 

[Ceres]

I LOVE THE SMELL OF MY DAUGHTER'S PANTIES IN THE MORNING      

                                                              

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[Ceres]

this thread appears to be bullshit.

 

[Evil Elvis]

Best you've got?

Fuckin' beat it back to your jizz-sodden copies of New Scientist, computer date rape chump.

This is a cocksucking thread. Right?

 

[gayorstraight]

Why are you such a prick? All 44 of your posts are complete wank

 

[Evil Elvis]

Why are you such a prick? All 44 of your posts are complete wank

Why are you still here? Do you have a drink, or do you want child support?

Fuck off as appropriate.

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

Velbon?

 

[Evil Elvis]

Velbon?

Nope.

 

[Ceres]

form a line chaps.

 

[Marmalade]

I LOVE THE SMELL OF MY DAUGHTER'S PANTIES IN THE MORNING

On the subject of strange sexually inappropriate stuff, I've just had about 10 phone calls from NerdB in a panic. He's away at his Mas for a week, and just noticed a group of kids about 4yrs old playing in his mum's backyard. Thought they were looking at the little pond there so left it. Looked back 5 minutes later and there's a little girl showing all the boys her bits, panties down. The garden backs on to a back snickett along with everyone elses. Gate is rickety n a bit broken so it's easy to get in.

Looks 5 minutes later they're still there. 10 minutes and they're gone, 5 minutes again and theyre back doing the same thing. LOL the panic in his voice about what to do was priceless.

[edit]

I just txted him to ask how the porno was coming along in the back garden 8)

 

[badandwicked]

The funny thing is that as a result of this thread Elvis probably will get his smelly cock sucked.