Gibberings CXXXX: Paranoia Abound

[ColtDan]

I bought a green laser pen (knocks avatar reminded me!)

It arrived today from china. 7quid. I shined it through the house opposite mine like a naughty semi-retarded shool-boy. Then quickly re-closed my curtains. Sad or what? Rhetorical question btw.

haha i love them

a few years ago my cousin and a few of his friends used to meet up in this car park the otherside of this housing estate for a chat and theyd race around the industrial estate making a racket, until the police used to come. so most of the time theyd sit and chat for a lil bit. id turn my bedroom light off and laser the fucker, then he'd laser me. the lasers would dance and shine about, then hed laser my next door neighbours house, id laser some other persons house, i also felt like a naughty retarded school boy

 

[masaz]

Is Happy Shopper a southern thing?

Nah, I'm up in North Yorkshire and we had one back in't day. Shops are shit now, fact.

 

[swampdragon]

Oh, maybe I'm just not a good shopper, then.

 

[brimz]

Don't worry there won't be shops soon just a big Warehouse of stuff ..........

 

[Tangerine Dream]

I have loads of memory's as a kid of going to spain and buying a cheap red laser Annoying the locals loads, getting shouted at once in spanish too! Ah family holidays :D

 

[Allein]

Happy Shopper now = Premier Stores all just a symbol front for Booker's Cash and Carry

I prefer the name Happy Shopper and its freaky logo but then I used to work for Victor Value :D

 

[Uncle Robert]

Wumpy choo

 

[Mailmonkey]

I used to like "My Mums" branded goods. Cornershop stalwarts in the 80s.

 

[Toz]

You should watch out with these lasers, a friend of mine was going to prank his neighbour and point it at him through the window, however he failed and hit a mirror bouncing the beam out on the street while hitting some poor guy walking in his right eye blinding him. Bad luck ftl ;(

 

[Tangerine Dream]

I heard he was a pedo. So he only abused half the amount of children for a while...until he discovered he could turn his head obviously.

I didn't think you could go blind so quick? Thought it would take longer than an accidental glance...at which point you would look away? What do i know though.

 

[knock]

You're all spoiled with commodity lasers, I remember trying to make one by putting quartz crystals in a tobacco tin with a 12V lamp now fucks just click buy it now....

 

[Albion]

Any practical use for laser pointers besides trolling cats?

 

[knock]

Taking out light spacecraft was my plan.

 

[Ceres]

Any practical use for laser pointers besides trolling cats?

yes! especially the UV ones, http://www.muni.cz/research/publications/728152 for example.

 

[jancrow]

Leading a rousing sing-along of projected lyrics?

 

[brimz]

Just had a Snowball like .

gonna go crazy n order a load of shiz now .


I'm thinking MXE n a PCP analogue but which one eh ?

Knock

 

[Tangerine Dream]

I managed to catch my toaster on fire. FFS. Chucked it out the window :/

Time for bed I think.

 

[brimz]

drastic or what !!

 

[Albion]

yes! especially the UV ones, http://www.muni.cz/research/publications/728152 for example.

Well I have no idea what any of that means, but judging by the amount of big words they must be very useful indeed.

 

[Tangerine Dream]

Trust brims, it was a propper fire I couldn't blow out. Scared me for a minute. Then i brought it back inside and tried to make a new batch of toast since my last lot was burned to fuck....and it shorted the power out over whole house.

Short story: I'm angry i had fried egg and bread and not fried egg on toast

Night.