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Shit. Don't get me started on the snakes.

Actually snakes aren't too much of a problem for me. It's all the creepy crawly, spindly little fucks I can't stand.

Ha. Don't sweat it Pagey. You'll be fine and love it I expect. But forewarned and all that. You go and have a ball.

Thank you :|
I know about all that stuff, I just want to focus on the fact that I'm really happy to go right now...haha

that being said, I really don't mind spiders at all, or any other bugs. So long as i don't run into anything crawly and slithery like snakes I should avoid heart attacks and the like.
 
Snakes not too bad, its the fucking spiders that are nasty.
Would never harm an animal but might have some fight or flight reaction when faced with a tarantula like bohemoth in the bathroom.

James Bond the cunt TLM. Cigar and deodorant canister.

I think I would rather have one big one than an infestation of tiny ones.

*shudders*
 
Them and the two-legged horrors.

Don't know what you're talking about...

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its the thought of a spider crawling over your face when your half asleep.
Heard that Snakes pretty much keep themselves to themselves
piders have a nasty habit of not giving a fuck and just walking around as they please
kinda like 8 legged cats they are
 
its the thought of a spider crawling over your face when your half asleep.
Heard that Snakes pretty much keep themselves to themselves
piders have a nasty habit of not giving a fuck and just walking around as they please
kinda like 8 legged cats they are

8 legged cats? lol

I don't care if snakes keep to themselves. They're evil and creepy. Creepy creepy creepy. Until a couple years ago i was unable to see a picture of a snake and touch it. They have weird eyes that don't close and just EW.

One of the worst memories of my life was seeing a boa constrictor eat a whole, live mouse at the zoo. You could just see the poor thing moving right through it...disgusting.

I really don't like snakes.
 
Australian prices are really a piss take, as you know I've lived in London for four years and already found it fairly expensive but it has absolutely nothing on Melbourne, fucking hell, you go to Coles(major Aussie supermarket chain) spend 80 dollars and come out with as much food shopping as you'd get for 18 quid at Sainsburys.

It's not just rent or nighlife, it's basic necessities, like seven dollars for a loaf of bread, 4,50 for a can of coke, 9 dollars for a pack with 5 slices of shitty reformed ham, 15 dollars for six 375ml cans of lager, 8 dollars for a pack of bacon. So on

True that the wages are higher but you'd still need to count the pennies just to eat.

I was paying 780 dollars for a wee bedroom in Melborune CBD, it was really small, true the apartment building had a swimming pool, a gym and a view on the river, but fuck's sake, you can rent a much nicer place in Brooklyn with that amount.

As I've said I've lived in both London and Manhattan, which are notoriously expensive, but Melbourne takes the piss.
 
Thank you :|
I know about all that stuff, I just want to focus on the fact that I'm really happy to go right now...haha

that being said, I really don't mind spiders at all, or any other bugs. So long as i don't run into anything crawly and slithery like snakes I should avoid heart attacks and the like.

Yeah you have every right to be happy. Were just playing. I do really hate spiders though. It's law over there btw to sit round a fire on the beach with a bleach blond Adonis with an acoustic guitar drinking beer. So you have that look forward too.
 
Going out is crazy as well, my local in London had pints of lager for 2,50, in Melbourne you pay ten dollars, in some places 12.

Eating out is affordable only in Chinatown
 
Yeah I wouldnt move there, too insular ,I went quite a few years ago and it seemed very Parochial.
Maybe its changed now but the way the aussie govt treats immigrants and stories I hear about some Croat friends of mines who moved to Oz and had their kids called " Wogs" each day in school doesnt lend any weight to the argument that Oz society as a whole is very tolerant of anyone who isnt actually "Australian"

I got called a wog literally every time I left the house in Melbourne, got bottles and pint glasses thrown at me too. It's by far the most racist place I've ever been too, really really hostile and unwelcoming locals.
 
Too many deadly spiders and shit to make the beaches and tanned folk worth it in my cowardly opinion.

Is it true the funnel web spider can grow to the size of a dinner plate? Fuck that shit.

Nobody has died from a spider bite since 79 is aus (I assume they say 'bite' as people have probably died crashing their cars after a spider fell on their lap or something).

Check out some of the numbers:
http://www.bobinoz.com/migration-advice/australias-killer-creatures-the-truth-about-deaths/
 
12 aussie dollars for a beer? Worlds gone mad Just calulated that as £7.20
For that price it better be 1 litre ! and 5% minimum

Most I ever paid for a beer in London is around £4.30 at some terrible place Nr Leicester SQ . Zoo Bar or something like that.

Seriously £7,20 for a fucking bevvie. ?
Here in London I can get a 6 pack of Sam Adams for exactly, you guessed it
£7.20
 
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