Hands up if you're female

[gayorstraight]

No, I gave that up ages ago

Edit>>> You're female! Or you've accidently named yourself after a pre-roman goddess

 

[BlindHelperMonkey]

25% of forum girls are probably guys

 

[gayorstraight]

Thanks for the useless factoid

 

[curious_24]

Well I always thought badandwicked was a woman, but he eventually set me straight...

I never know whether Myshkin is being serious. He has a great virtual poker face!

 

[Shambles]

As thread maker do I get a place in your harem?

As owner of breasts and a vagina you get a place in my harem by default, m'dear

Previous haremees get first dibs on soft furnishings at the Shambolic Seraglio but noob haremistas get to choose which gaps to fill which is possibly more fun than choosing chaises-longues anyway :D

 

[Ceres]

No, I gave that up ages ago

Edit>>> You're female! Or you've accidently named yourself after a pre-roman goddess

nothing accidental about it.

 

[Shambles]

Incidentally, I always (mentally) pronounce Ceres' name as "se-rez" rather than "sear-eez" for some reason. Isn't it usually pronounced the same as "series"? Also took me years to notice (s)he was named after an asteroid and/or goddess.

Not only are these two items FACTS! but they are also FASCINATING FACTS!

 

[gayorstraight]

Incidentally, I always (mentally) pronounce Ceres' name as "se-rez" rather than "sear-eez" for some reason. Isn't it usually pronounced the same as "series"? Also took me years to notice (s)he was named after an asteroid and/or goddess.

Not only are these two items FACTS! but they are also FASCINATING FACTS!

It's sir-rez or seer-rez however you interpret it!

 

[Ceres]

you can also pronounce it 'oh great one' if you like.

 

[Pagey]

k88baby or whatever her name was

Wasn't that a dude?
So confused.

 

[gayorstraight]

Wasn't that a dude?
So confused.

No, she's the one involved in Lohangate

 

[Pagey]

Oh right. I'm getting her mixed up with that alt that was banned...DSP something.

Anyway, we need more women around here.

 

[Ceres]

dsp-something was a GUY!

 

[masaz]

Oh right. I'm getting her mixed up with that alt that was banned...DSP something.

Anyway, we need more women around here.

We really do!

 

[Myshkin]

I never know whether Myshkin is being serious. He has a great virtual poker face!

I'm always deadly serious.

Anyway, forget about more women. What we need is a slew of impressionable teenage girls. Preferably ones who have a thing for lousy guys.

 

[Ceres]

the lounge is that way ->

 

[Pagey]

dsp-something was a GUY!

I know, that's what I'm saying
But I think he had a chick as his avatar so I never knew...

 

[Myshkin]

the lounge is that way ->

I mean genuine teenagers. Not twenty-and-thirty-somethings acting and communicating like teenagers.

 

[Shambles]

Can still think of at least four or five Laydeez of EADD who've not been mentioned yet off the top of my head.

We really do!

Hahahahahhahaa! Side-benefit of being a haremista would be you'd get to hang out about the seraglio with nobody around other than wimminz and eunuchs. You could, of course, set up a competing harem but best not to cos yours would win and I would cry

 

[Pagey]

I mean genuine teenagers. Not twenty-and-thirty-somethings acting and communicating like teenagers.

*Backs away awkwardly*