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BLers you've not met, and of whom you've not seen photos. How do you imagine them?

StoneHappyMonday said:
TLM hasn't had a shag for six years and fancies GayorStraight. She, however, is a pretend lesbian, possibly even Farmaz in a dress, but does possess the vacuousness TLM desires.

Awesome.
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Oh really? I'm neither vacuous nor am I Farmaz. You, SHM are so two-faced!

You and Marmite should bum each other in private
 
Good leap, from Janus to Anus.

SHM is a fucking hypocrite too as that is coming from the pretendest lesbian in the whole of EADD. If not BL.
 
The Liberal Media said:
this is patently evident by the number of times you wade into others conversations and act like your a mod.
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Someone's got to do it.

The Liberal Media said:
Apart from fix thier own hypocrisy

Woman cleans up mans life by nagging - mission

Woman stop simpering over george clooney or heat magazine = mission impossible

Asking women to stop leaving her heat magazine on floor whilst cleaning up apt they have previously nagged you to death to do( even though you were busy doing your fantasy football team roster) = Tri-umpossible
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I dunno if you're taking the piss, if you are very good...if not, this is just some kind of Jim Davidson era stereotyping.

Marmalade said:
Meh, I sense a whole heap of tension and bitterness youre sitting on over women, dunno why that's the case but it stands out a mile.
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yeah, unless it is just trolling...

badandwicked said:
Ha I last looked at EADD properly before work at about 10 am and I'm pretty sure the last thread I read was one about the peace and tranquility that seems so have descended over the forum :D

But this thread is great, can't believe I haven't seen it before. I can't play along as i've seen pics of most of the people I'm interested in :(

Carry on.

I don't get the 'perfect' thing from Marmz at all. The main thing I picked up on is she cares for loved ones who are ill, I can relate, and I know it makes for a far from perfect life <3 However it's a 'real' life. There are others, like OTW who seem smug about their champage swilling, cowboy boot wearing, teeth whitening lives and thats far more dangerous. When tragedy or crisis strikes you're fucked. Theres only so many situations a massive set of dental veneers can get you out of.
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hahahhaha on the peace and tranquility thread.....

and on OTW....."massive set of dental veneers" =D

jancrow said:
SHM is a fucking hypocrite too as that is coming from the pretendest lesbian in the whole of EADD. If not BL.
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oh God jancrow has he tried to lez you up too? :(




Morning everyone. :)
 
gayorstraight said:
Oh really? I'm neither vacuous nor am I Farmaz. You, SHM are so two-faced!

You and Marmite should bum each other in private
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Although it may seem like it at times, EADD isn't quite the same as a playground all the time.

For instance, I think The Liberal Guru is a misogynist and one of the most prescriptive mofos on the board, but I still like him ... and we've had this spat before, and we'll probably have it again. I'll not be spitting my dummy out about it tho.

The whole 'you're either with me, or against me', mentality is frankly retarded if you're not 5.

That's the thing with forums, there's lots of people you like and get along with, but 9 times out of 10, they've got characteristics you don't like too, and sometimes it's relevant to point them out (when it's relevant to understanding what's going on).

In other news, you've had a momentary humour bypass, give it 5 and you might see the humour in what SHM wrote. Or maybe not.
 
The weird image of someone that's gayorstraight talking about bumming wasn't lost on me.

Left me with a weird image of my mental vision of SHM In a dress getting savaged by marmalade wearing steely dan (naked lunch)
 
Mailmonkey said:
hahahhaha on the peace and tranquility thread.....

and on OTW....."massive set of dental veneers" =D
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It's flattering that you think my smile is fake, but reality is I wore a mouthguard my whole rugby career so I can admit to a full set of teeth. Pity that mouthguard never protected my nose :(

I have always felt Marmalade was wise beyond her years...
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Thought his Sandal's were bad enough, but those Reebok are fucking worse.
Would rather wear brogues

Edit- they are in fact Asics, who I must admit make some nifty running shoes.
In my youth I had a fantastic pair of Asics football boots , I only got them cos Veron was my fave player and he wore Asics,as well as Nicolas Burdisso, they were amazing, alas the model is discontinued now.

They were so good they allowed me to model my game after these 2 fantastic players, Or least I like to think so.

Still wouldnt wear anything yellow thoug, even if its Asics.
The Japanese do make some good stuff though, some of the Mizuno running shoes are top notch
 
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The Liberal Media said:
Someone always said SHM looked like Jimmy Carr.

But I think he looked a lot more like the bloke from whose line is it

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Jim Meskimen

Albeit a MUCH MUCH Younger version of course
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I dunno why but I picture SHM as Brian Eno. The more recent edition, not the slightly gay glam 70s version.

Though he was kinda hot. And still is.

My taste in men is why I am predominantly a lesbian.
 
Me said:
Actually, I've always found models to rarely be the catch that we have our peers to believe
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BlindHelperMonkey said:
worked your way through a few models in your time then raas? 8)
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lol, Sorry. That came out wrong. Wasn't pretending to be some kind of stud. Far from it.

No... I haven't dated in a very, very long time. I apply strict Christian morals towards sex and relationships.... sadly that's killed off any prospective lovers.

Have known a few models in my life though, through work and friends... get to know 'em and they're not quite as attractive as they are clever with make up.
 
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