The I'm Fucked Megathread: Gobbbad with a Saudi

[knock]

i is doing that

 

[knock]

time for benzo wind down and CAMPUS!

 

[knock]

yummy yummy peevee's scrummy
best mixed well with GBL

 

[Shambles]

*swoons*

One of my absolute favouritest combos in the world ever is that, Knock

Occasional Mrs Shambles tended to agree

 

[knock]

great minds know what they're on about xxx

 

[Shambles]

It's certainly quite the *ahem* stimulating combo

Occasional Mrs Shambles had her one and only peev experience when she came round for a bit ovva guicey night one time and caught me mid-run. She got such a contact high from the thick peev fog in me flat and my peeved up hornfreakery that she ended up asking for some too. And took three massive bongloads o' peev back to back

Blimey that was a fun night for all concerned

 

[knock]

fuck I need to get myself an occasional mrs knock to share this one with! I've waited long enough, time to get serious I think!

 

[Shambles]

Oh there is no longer an Occasional Mrs Shambles, sadly. Well, sort of. Bit of a touchy subject that actually so will shut up about it. But yeah, Occasional Missuses - or actual missuses for that matter - are a definite boon for such shenanigans. In fact, if these vendors really wanna make money they should start selling party packs of peev, geeb and a bonus occasional missus/mister thrown in

Actually no. That would be a bit weird.

 

[Ben So Furry]

Peev cravings growing.

Must. Stop. Reading. Thread.

GBL I can do though.

 

[Pagey]

Oh there is no longer an Occasional Mrs Shambles, sadly. Well, sort of. Bit of a touchy subject that actually so will shut up about it. But yeah, Occasional Missuses - or actual missuses for that matter - are a definite boon for such shenanigans. In fact, if these vendors really wanna make money they should start selling party packs of peev, geeb and a bonus occasional missus/mister thrown in

Actually no. That would be a bit weird.

...Weird? Ya think?

Righty I've just run out of coke after not having a clean second since about 7 am yesterday, this should be fun!

 

[Shambles]

...Weird? Ya think?

Don't blame me. It's the contact high from Knock's peev/geeb sesh

Righty I've just run out of coke after not having a clean second since about 7 am yesterday, this should be fun!

 

[Pagey]

Thank you, I expect to %)

Luckily I just picked up my new and improved xanax script. good timing

 

[Shambles]

Hahahahahhaha! Bonus! Excellent timing indeed

 

[Pagey]

Haha love it. Yeah I expect to go through half this month's prescription tonight :D

anyway knock have a good night!

 

[swampdragon]

I seem to be at that annoying point of very stoned where I can't stop talking crap, but I'm still alert enough to type.

Also, why is cheese the tastiest thing ever?

 

[Shambles]

Yeah I expect to go through half this month's prescription tonight :D

Also, why is cheese the tastiest thing ever?

Y'know I actually wondered that same thing about cheese just yesterday, Ms Dragon. Further proof positive that there is no god. Or if there is it certainly ain't a benevolent one. No loving god would create cheese, make it taste as good as it does, then make it horribly fattening and artery-clogging

 

[Ben So Furry]

I think the same about meat Shambles. How can God love all living creatures and make t-bone steak so delicious?

 

[swampdragon]

I was just admiring cheese. I'm not sure I'm up for a theological debate.

I'm sure I'll be dreaming about cheese deities tonight, though.

 

[Shambles]

 

[swampdragon]

There's some sort of Cheeses Christ joke I should be making, but I'm trying not to.

I'm going to be having the best dreams tonight. I hope I get a pet unicorn again.