monstanoodle
Bluelight Crew
Due to renovations to our house, we have a large skip containing all the trimmings of the last kitchen and plastics from the new kitchen fittings and flooring.
Now, it seems like it's a form of bait - but not for fishing - for wankers in their fucking open back vans to just take whatever they want to take from it.
It's happened a few times now and there's just been two other cunts having a go.
I told them that it's against the law for them to so and that yes, we want to get rid of it, but we want it to go to the local tip so it can be sorted and recycled.
I was being extremely polite with them (while wanting to spout fire at them, dragon-style) and when it came to the moment they were getting back in their cuntmobile, they started to insult me.
Stupid, childish, idiotic and pathetic crap akin to what I got at school for fuck's sake! 8)
"Why don't you open yer curtains maaaaaayte?
"...It keeps my room cooler..."
"Why not tek yer hat off n come outside, join the world maaaaate."
"How about you piss off? If the world involves meeting people like you then I'd rather not."
"Wuhwuuuwahlemminineffbuhlafuguh."
Anyhoo - They turned round to probably ask my neighbour (who's a top bloke) if he wanted owt taking (he didn't) so I took their van reg. number in case they try owt again.
But now I'm fucking paranoid that if it sounds like a diesel engine I'm constantly looking out my window and it raises my heartbeat and adds more stress onto a day which I have enough of already
I'm really sorry: This is already a lengthy post as it is, it's just whinging and there's probably a pissed-off-thread somewhere but I couldn't find it.
So please close it or delete it or whatever you will do good sir & maam mods
Now, it seems like it's a form of bait - but not for fishing - for wankers in their fucking open back vans to just take whatever they want to take from it.
It's happened a few times now and there's just been two other cunts having a go.
I told them that it's against the law for them to so and that yes, we want to get rid of it, but we want it to go to the local tip so it can be sorted and recycled.
I was being extremely polite with them (while wanting to spout fire at them, dragon-style) and when it came to the moment they were getting back in their cuntmobile, they started to insult me.
Stupid, childish, idiotic and pathetic crap akin to what I got at school for fuck's sake! 8)
"Why don't you open yer curtains maaaaaayte?
"...It keeps my room cooler..."
"Why not tek yer hat off n come outside, join the world maaaaate."
"How about you piss off? If the world involves meeting people like you then I'd rather not."
"Wuhwuuuwahlemminineffbuhlafuguh."
Anyhoo - They turned round to probably ask my neighbour (who's a top bloke) if he wanted owt taking (he didn't) so I took their van reg. number in case they try owt again.
But now I'm fucking paranoid that if it sounds like a diesel engine I'm constantly looking out my window and it raises my heartbeat and adds more stress onto a day which I have enough of already

I'm really sorry: This is already a lengthy post as it is, it's just whinging and there's probably a pissed-off-thread somewhere but I couldn't find it.
So please close it or delete it or whatever you will do good sir & maam mods


