BabyGurl3171
Bluelighter
Hmm safe word...def not harder or deeper bc I'll b screamin that anyway 

Zomg you haven't seen any of my housemates. They're all old & fat, except the guy who's young & fat, and the guy who's young skinny & won't shut the fuck up. Ever. Unfortunately, while ensuring that my rep is fucking über chice, bro! around the house, it also prevents me from conducting a proper investigation. The best course of action, I believe, will be to eradicate them all. Their families will be notified of the deaths & asked to collect personal effects. I will inform them that a bathrobe matching the description has been inexplicably contaminated with smallpox & should therefore be discarded into the biohazard container located in my bedroom. All BLers are welcome to munge.batwing said:i would go around sniffing everone to see ifvtheyve just showered woth intent to then wesr the robe. plus sniffing people is pretty sexy. you can learn a lot from sniffinc someone.
otherwise my other surprise attack, not including the obligatory buttsecks, would be pounce un on all roomates when theyre deep asleep. inspecting their bodies for evidence of wearing your missing robe - we csn only asdume its been stolen at this point with no concrete evidence proving otherwise. we dont need to ruffle feathers unnecessarily over accidental false accutations.
it could ruin your house rep. and you DONT want that, huh?
It's not terrible, but based on the first I was expecting better. Have you any experience necklacing people? Seems quite interesting. I feel like we can make monies off of this somehowwell seems like youve got everything in order. i was trsined in the art of war and earned the highest awsrd for marksmanship. so if youre after swift quiet untraceable death occurances im only a nudge away. im also competent in gandling terrorists through the art of torture if youvreally wanna orolong things. this way is good for the lulz i find. extremely cathartic. again, just a nudge away.
thanks for the heads up on the new hangover. as shitty as it is ill still download itvforva viewing...:/
so what else is happening fruend?
im nicely doped up in bed but feeling fidgetu but theres no way in hell ill be able to pull off pulling the oud for some temporary erotivism and pleasure
i might have to put a dvd on n see if i cant nod off until the later hours of tomorrow, being monday.
dude tentram and bob
i just shot up 8mg of hydromorphone. this hsit is better than heroin!! the rush is soo fucking god
what are you up to tentram and bobby
lac said:what are you up to tentram and bobby