Gibberings : CXXXIV , Secrets of the Bouffant, with Brian Cox.

[Pagey]

Be Impressed and proud - without you around as his role model then maybe his life would have been different

Aw thanks that's nice of you just weird to see him growing up in such a huge way.

 

[Ben So Furry]

6AM and wide awake. When do you lot get up and start posting on a weekend?

 

[Urbain]

6AM and wide awake. When do you lot get up and start posting on a weekend?

When dickhead flatmate invites a group back and plays techno.

Im so hungover and i want to murder them all.

 

[ColtDan]

valium, tunes and sunbathing is on the cards

 

[Ceres]

6AM and wide awake. When do you lot get up and start posting on a weekend?

9am, I had a lie in.

looks like it stopped raining aswell, excellent.

fuck yeah I'm buying this for myself

 

[Ben So Furry]

Sounds great Dan, have fun.

Sorry to hear that Urbain. Doesn't sound like what you need right now friend.

That's good to hear Ceres, get out and make the most of it while you can. Looks like another beautiful day here today.

What do you want that for Ceres? You like your knives don't you? Should we be worried?

 

[Albion]

The Space Invaders knife set. For retro shank enthusiasts.

 

[Ben So Furry]

Good morning Albion

You up to much today?

 

[Albion]

Good morning Ben. Not really...Going to finish watching The Wire, clean up the flat, and hopefully get a mate to bring his mxe round for a night of heavy tripping (he's too scared to take it in his house share; I'm offering him a free house to get fucked up in ).

How are you, Ben?

 

[Ceres]

What do you want that for Ceres? You like your knives don't you? Should we be worried?

I do rather like my cutlery yeah, as functional objects d'art. Nothing to worry about though. Here are a few of my legal carry knives (well apart from the mini prybar) :

The Cutler - Stiletto

 

[Uncle Robert]

9am, I had a lie in.

looks like it stopped raining aswell, excellent.

fuck yeah I'm buying this for myself

Sexy. Under 3 inches so I'm guessing you'll be carrying it on you?

Note to self don't piss ceres off

edit: I'm too slow on my phone, first question was answered before it was asked.

 

[Ben So Furry]

Cutlery? Ha ha ha. That's quiet a collection you have there. Remind me never to go down a dark alley with you

Yeah I'm really good thanks Albion. Resolved a nasty matter involving money and an ex and it's swung in my favour. So buzzing from that really, oh and GBL, obviously.

 

[ColtDan]

ahhh its all cloudy now. bollocks

might watch some more Deadwood. just had a look through The Sun paper, looks like tulisa has fucked her career right up, im surprised it aint on their website. weird. setting up a coke deal with an undercover reporter and bragging about loads of other drug stuff

 

[Ceres]

Sexy. Under 3 inches so I'm guessing you'll be carrying it on you?

the green subcom there is a framelock so althought it's under 3 inches it can't be carried in public spaces without a valid reason (zombie apocalypse probably isn't one) ;P

 

[Ben So Furry]

What is it with this impending zombie apocalypse? My Brother keeps banging on about it.

 

[Uncle Robert]

She is a right muppet. Maybe she's going through the big three publicly - sex and drugs and rock'n'roll... music... maybe not.

 

[Uncle Robert]

the green subcom there is a framelock so althought it's under 3 inches it can't be carried in public spaces without a valid reason (zombie apocalypse probably isn't one) ;P

Haha nah I'm not sure that would work. How about telling them you've been assigned to inner-city badger culling? Yknow in case the badgers decide to move out of the country.

 

[Ben So Furry]

She is a right muppet. Maybe she's going through the big three publicly - sex and drugs and rock'n'roll... music... maybe not.

Ha ha ha. She wouldn't know rock and roll if it shagged her mam.

 

[masaz]

Holy itchies Batman. I swear codeine itches are the most pleasant unpleasant thing ever. Might go cuddle the cactus in the corner for a bit.

Found me a house, new build, shockingly cheap, we decided it'd be daft not to. Really excited. Bet it goes tits up now I've said that.

 

[Ben So Furry]

Don't tempt fate Snolly. Best of luck with the move and settling in and stuff. Hope it goes well. Oh and some relief from the itchies. I tear my arms to pieces when I get them.