And I wouldn't think it was weird it a mate wanted to use our shower - you should just ask.
Apparently there are a lot of very intense Smiths fans in Manchester. Weird night. 8)
No you didn't! Ah well, it's something to strike from the Manc bucket list. :DWarned you! Almost. :D
Why have a cold shower here when I can go to a mate's, have a warm shower and have some company either side of the shower (not literally)?
then what would you do if you'd get lost in the woods?
enjoy being dirty.
Now that's a real nights entertainmentEuggh.. Booze. Rank...
Feeling fine today after an aggressive escapade with IV cocaine hydrochloride and internet porn.
Really must clean up this desk....

At least you had the self restraint to eat breakfast first![]()
'Man up' is just about the worst phrase in the English language.