Mailmonkey
Bluelighter
Knock, man, if there's any way you can not cook with fire while sedated that would be really cool.![]()
Yeah, +1, sounds a bit fucking bad, the spazzing out on the bed bit too,

Knock, man, if there's any way you can not cook with fire while sedated that would be really cool.![]()



I really don't get this "first world problems" meme that's so popular of late. We live in a (just about) first world country so any problems we have are first world problems by definition.
Walk?? Um no, I don't exercise unless it's in a plush gym. #imfromthefirstworlddontyouknow#firstworldproblems: you're in the right thread
You could walk to London Bridge and get a train to New Cross Gate. Shambles can stay on the train to Catford! Everyone's happy.
#someonegotuponthewrongsideofthebed