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The most disturbing thing you've seen

<3 Grot <3

Also, I <3 Urban Dictionary for informing me said fine piece of descriptive language has alternate meanings including...

1. grot

the pieces of lint that stick to a man's ball sack.
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Bwaaaaaahahahahahahahhahahahaahhaahaa!!! Always wondered what to call those given the fact the word "tagnut" has already been claimed :D
 
S'pose that's less of an issue for the ladygirls amongst us... Although y'all laydeez do occasionally suffer from having lomticks of soggy, piss-soaked toilet paper lurking away in yer wee nooks 'n' fannies crannies which is possibly even less attractive than blue bollock fluff/grot =D

Whilst looking for pictorial evidence (given the thread it seemed aproppriate :D) I came across...

A young girl with unusual vaginal symptoms should be evaluated by her doctor to determine the cause. Vaginitis in a young girl may be caused by:

A ball of toilet paper in her vagina.
PinwormsClick here to see more information. that have spread from the anus to the vagina.
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Second option 8o
 
Ewwwwwwww

I did NOT need to know about that (think you may have hit the jackpot of disturbing things there)

:!

(I can totally imagine it coming up in SLR some day though)

But no, no toilet paper stuck down there, thank you very much :o
 
Cornishman said:
F.U.B.A.R it sounds like you were living with a psychopath.

Fuck.
Obviously I aint seen the vid, but were you not tempted to expose the guy?
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Yes, he quite possibly was a psychopath. I didn't need to expose the guy though, he did a very good job of exposing himself on that video ;)

But yeah, I was tempted, but as I said, it may have been consentual, and the last thing I needed was the filth crawling round my abode. Anyway, he got what he deserved; then got nicked and sent down for other things I wasn't even aware of. So yeah, an all round thoroughly nasty piece of work, but then again, he was Welsh...
 
Pagey said:
But no, no toilet paper stuck down there, thank you very much :o
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Bet you checked :D

Don't think I've ever known a ladygirl who doesn't suffer from pisspaper lodgings at least occasionally. Upon discovery the tactful thing to do is to quietly spit 'em out without drawing undue attention to the issue. Have also chanced upon similar strays clinging to anal hairs when in the general vicinity. Pipipaper is no real concern, pupupaper somewhat less pleasing to have to remove from between ya teeth :!
 
Shambles said:
Bet you checked :D

Don't think I've ever known a ladygirl who doesn't suffer from pisspaper lodgings at least occasionally. Upon discovery the tactful thing to do is to quietly spit 'em out without drawing undue attention to the issue. Have also chanced upon similar strays clinging to anal hairs when in the general vicinity. Pipipaper is no real concern, pupupaper somewhat less pleasing to have to remove from between ya teeth :!
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HAHAHA
I really don't have anything else to say. That post was perfect. <3
 
gayorstraight said:
bloody great sex is a filthy affair
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Fix'd.

Mailmonkey said:
I don't think I've ever ever known a woman with bits of arsewipe stuck to her vaj. Jesus mate. :(
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Seriously? Not saying it's a constant concern but is definitely a pretty regular thing to discover whilst delving. Perhaps I've just known classier birds than you =D
 
Shambles said:
Fix'd.


Seriously? Not saying it's a constant concern but is definitely a pretty regular thing to discover whilst delving. Perhaps I've just known classier birds than you =D
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Thanks lol

It definitely does happen. Once in a blue moon but definitely happens :(
 
Seriously. Hang on. I'm honestly racking my brains trying to think of the grimiest one-night -stands i had many years ago and I really can't remember ever getting bits of arsewipe out of any nooks or crannies.

The grimiest ones I probably can't remember tbh, apart from horrific flashback images..but I really really can't think it's happened.

I must be doing it all wrong :(
 
To be fair, I check after every time I go to the loo.

Plus if I'm about to have sex, there'll be another check of teeth and downstairs!
 
Mailmonkey said:
Seriously. Hang on. I'm honestly racking my brains trying to think of the grimiest one-night -stands i had many years ago and I really can't remember ever getting bits of arsewipe out of any nooks or crannies.

The grimiest ones I probably can't remember tbh, apart from horrific flashback images..but I really really can't think it's happened.

I must be doing it all wrong :(
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I wish I could say I was the master of all grubby birds from filthcake-cracked crackwhores to dutty-downstaired damsels but I can't :(

Is not related to relative grimeyness of the ladygirl concerned. Had it on the (very rare) one-nighters but is more noticable with longer-term relationships. Probably just cos there's less chance of catching a gal with labial leftovers if you only see her once or twice or whatever. Is surely all but inevitible with people you spend any amount of time with. Have romanced the odd gal who was pure filth but never really in the unwashed sense. Unless you check yer minge after every wee and pick out any leftovers by hand there's always gonna be pissnuggets now and then.

And boys are not at all immune from bum-based poopy-papery lurkers either. Probably more prone to 'em as less likely to remove hair from the vicinity which tends to be the unwanted undercarriage assassins of passion's natural home.

(honestly, i don't mind 'em. even the bum ones (although they are a bit icky if you think too hard about what you may've just ingested). just helps to humanise a gal. perfection is not attractive and i find such foibles really rather endearing. but am a weirdo)
 
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