Can't get high no matter what! Impossible!

[Patknowz69]

This isn't your typical cant get high on first try. My friend has uses joints mostly but also bowls, bongs, and blunts. He has consumed grams and grams of weed at a time (Think 5g was his highest in one sitting) It isn't the weed because he had smoked many different strands with same effects. The effects he gets are dizziness, he gets light headed and feels like he's in slow motion and his vision is similar to a strobe light, he's also tired. He's not inhaling it wrong cuz his friends say he's doing it right and he is receiving effects just not the right ones. He has even tried spice/k2 which is suppose to be stronger, which is true cuz his weird effects are stronger. He's not paranoid or nervous/scared cuz his parents are ok with him smoking. Is it impossible for him to get high? Can anyone relate or know what he's talking about. He greatly appreciate the responses.

 

[Deadhead420]

Try eating it. I'm blazed on some cheeba chews and they work great. It's a little different when you eat it... it takes like an hour to come up but you may enjoy the high better.

Spice and all that bullshit are synthetic cannaboids. Way more side effects and way more dangerous than the natural stuff.

 

[Patknowz69]

Awhile back I made firecrackers and got the same weird effects. And I only used spices cuz weed gave me weird effects....and now so does spice.

 

[NeuroDaemon]

The effects he gets are dizziness, he gets light headed and feels like he's in slow motion and his vision is similar to a strobe light, he's also tired.

He is therefore clearly high.

What else is "he" expecting exactly? Don't expect, let if low

 

[Patknowz69]

He knows its not right cuz no one would do it if it were...plus there's no europhia

 

[RobotRipping]

cannabis is hardly euphoric IMO. I've smoked it almost every day for almost 10 years though, i guess at first it was psychedelic but it quickly wore off. I wouldn't expect much more than relaxation and increased interest to play video games/watch movies. I don't see how one could possibly smoke 5g in one sitting, to themselves anyway. Maybe you need to find a new source for your friend or something because those effects just sound like the effects from shitty weed. There's no way in hell i could imagine someone smoking 5g of the kind of stuff i regularly get, you'd just quit after 1 gram at best as you're not going to get any higher anyway (in one sitting).

 

[FromHereToEternity]

He knows its not right cuz no one would do it if it were...plus there's no europhia

I'll have to be blunt : people like your friend are extremely obnoxious. You aren't getting high if you aren't feeling anything at all or if you can't distinguish your perception from how it is everyday in baseline placebo situations.

He isn't enjoying getting high, and that's fine because a lot of people don't. But please cut the bullshit about not being able to get high, few things related to cannabis are more annoying than people who smoke, are clearly feeling something but deny getting high. "Not even high", "I don't get high", "I can barely feel this", i've heard this way too often from people who were clearly inebriated and exhibited typical symptoms of smoking. I bet a lot of people here would kill to be able to smoke weed and have true perception of slow motion and strobe light vision, and this guy gets it but feels the need to go around saying he's not even high? I doubt this is even true anyway, it's probably an exaggeration, but anyhow it is likely to go away with continuous use as his tolerance builds up.


An alternate possibility is that he is on some kind of medication that is altering his highs, however you guys would be expected to have thought about it by now if that was the case.

Sorry to come off as an ass but it is truly annoying to hear this kind of stuff - if you aren't enjoying it, if it wasn't what you were expecting and if you think you aren't getting anything out of it then just stop smoking. There is no pill you can take or action you can do that will "fix" your high, or make it become like whatever your idea is of how other people feel. Like the topfella above said, just smoke and go with the flow. If it ain't flowing, maybe cannabis isnt your doc.

 

[Darksidesam]

strands lol

*strains

 

[Jibult]

Awhile back I made firecrackers and got the same weird effects. And I only used spices cuz weed gave me weird effects....and now so does spice.

Cannabis isn't for everyone. I'd suggest to stop wasting your money on something you clearly don't enjoy.... or, you know... your "friend."

strands lol

*strains

Yeah, that's a pet peeve of mine as well.

 

[Patknowz69]

Okay let me say it to you this way...I know Wiz Khalifa would not smoke as much as he does had these been the effects. That saying smoking to feel normal again would make no sense with these feelings. I am not relaxed, giggly, anything that would make me assume it was the effects of weed if I didn't know what it was. Just because you get effects from something doesn't mean your always high.

 

[Patknowz69]

I might have been relaxed but idk cuz it would have just been tired. I definitely don't get any interest in movies or games.

 

[Hoes call me santa]

How many times have you been smoking? Usually it's a problem of inhalation, but smoking through a bong generally clears that in my experience.

If you have tried smoking around 10 times and are sure you inhale correctly and you aren't getting the "regular" effects others do, then you are simply different I guess. Something different in the way your brain processes cannabinoids or something, I couldn't tell.

P.S. Come on RobotRipping, weed hardly euphoric? You need to remember when you began to smoke the effects you got...

 

[Darksidesam]

try and find someone with a vaporizer and hook a bong on it, crank it up that will get you licked lol

 

[NeuroDaemon]

How many times have you been smoking? Usually it's a problem of inhalation, but smoking through a bong generally clears that in my experience.

If you have tried smoking around 10 times and are sure you inhale correctly and you aren't getting the "regular" effects others do, then you are simply different I guess. Something different in the way your brain processes cannabinoids or something, I couldn't tell.

P.S. Come on RobotRipping, weed hardly euphoric? You need to remember when you began to smoke the effects you got...

Weed is not really euphoric by itself, I agree with Robot. It can be euphoric in certain conditions, with a group of friends for instance, giggles and euphoria everywhere. But use it alone at night, and it has much higher chances of being calming and relaxing. Effects depend a lot on your "set and setting".

 

[RobotRipping]

P.S. Come on RobotRipping, weed hardly euphoric? You need to remember when you began to smoke the effects you got...

well i remember as a teenager smoking hash/hash oil and laughing non stop and being so high i couldn't believe it but it's certainly not euphoric like speed/stims or opiates. I got the giggles probably 3 times and that was it. I never understood how people could laugh so hard after getting high, it was funny to see but it just didn't happen to me.

I think a lot of people, especially younger people greatly exaggerate how high they are. They probably feel the same effects as OP but pretend to be insanely high. I've seen many people do this for whatever reason, looking like they just shot heroin after taking a few hits of cannabis, maybe that's part of it.