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Gibberings - CXXVIV: Rest Easy, Fallen EADDers.

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Ha ha. Bless you lot. You know me. I don't stay away for long.

I remember a while ago before I started posting in EADD Shambles had been away from the forum for a while and folk were asking for him. Some poster said 'watch this' and just typed 'SHAMBLES' about fifteen times. Sure enough two posts later he turned up. Was like a Shambles summoning spell or something.
 
Urbain said:
Not selling, just 'promoting' the S4 dude. Basically, I walk around like a nerdy knobend, telling people that the S4 is brilliant.
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Do you just stroll about a shopping centre? You're fucking lucky you managed to not have to do it in The Forge. That would have been brutal.

If you're "promoting" it in a mobile phone shop then you're actually just selling it & they've told you lies. You'll be skelped with targets the minute you walk in the door. Like when I took a "customer service" job at HSBC. "Customer service" being HSBC speak for "trying to sell cunts credit cards".
 
I've not been to the Forge since I was about 12 years old but I seem to remember it being a tacky shitehole excuse for a shopping centre. A cracking selection of sectarian phone covers for Nokia 3210s though!
 
parttime crackhead said:
Do you just stroll about a shopping centre? You're fucking lucky you managed to not have to do it in The Forge. That would have been brutal.

If you're "promoting" it in a mobile phone shop then you're actually just selling it & they've told you lies. You'll be skelped with targets the minute you walk in the door. Like when I took a "customer service" job at HSBC. "Customer service" being HSBC speak for "trying to sell cunts credit cards".
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You are far to quick to assume, based on your experiences PTCH. Ya cynical git.

Nah, theres no selling involved buddy. Im placed by samsung, seperate to the in store staff. If a customer wants to buy the phone, i tell them to see the mobile phone guys. There are no targets. One of the reasons i know this, is because ive worked for them before.
 
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