Life of Pi = Life of Pish.
The tiger didn't eat the boy. Fuck that film. Sat there for fucking hours willing the tiger to eat the wee cunt & it didn't. Reminded me of sitting watching Marie Antoinette with two birds & not being allowed to shout abuse at it, the only thing getting me through it was the knowledge that at the end her head was getting chopped off. Did her head get chopped off? Did it fuck. Raging.
I have downloaded a bunch of movies that people are now telling me are shite
Life of Pish( not meeting PTCH approval)
Lincoln( Too wordy)
Hobbit( Too long)
Argo( Too political)
Fuck it, I think I will just delete them and watch "The Goonies" again.
Can never go wrong with the Goonies.
Has anyone else seen Kill List. LOLWUT? OMG, not seen anything as shockingly, brutally violent since Dead Man's Shoes. Proper dark and sinister film, quite trippy in places, made me fucking cringe in places more than once, a scene involving a hammer was just oh, no way have they just done that. It's not brilliant but well worth a watch, preferably not on mind-altering substances though, I don't think that would do you a right lot of good.![]()
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indeed. did you really think that was going to happen ye daft cunt? of course not.
Has anyone else seen Kill List. LOLWUT? OMG, not seen anything as shockingly, brutally violent since Dead Man's Shoes. Proper dark and sinister film, quite trippy in places, made me fucking cringe in places more than once, a scene involving a hammer was just oh, no way have they just done that. It's not brilliant but well worth a watch, preferably not on mind-altering substances though, I don't think that would do you a right lot of good.![]()
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Withnail: I've some extremely distressing news.
Marwood: I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear anything. Oh God, it's a nightmare, I tell you, it's a nightmare.
Withnail: We just ran out of wine. What are we gonna do about it?
Marwood: I don't know, I don't know. Oh God, I don't feel good. My thumbs have gone weird! I'm in the middle of a bloody overdose! Oh God. My heart's beating like a fucked clock! I feel dreadful, I feel really dreadful!
Withnail: So do I, so does everybody. Look at my tongue, it's wearing a yellow sock. Sit down for Christ's sake, what's the matter with you? Eat some sugar.