Okami
Bluelighter
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- Jun 3, 2011
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I put forward the case of cereal with milk.
1) It's filling.
They're called the munchies for a reason, you get hungry. Very hungry, that's why they're called the munchies for God sakes. The number 1 stoner's food must fill you up. With a nice big bowl of cereal you feel like you've had a meal.
2) It's cheap!
The common stoner is often financially challenged due to the amount of cannabis he smokes, the cheapness of cereal makes it a perfect fit.
3) It's readily available.
A lot of people have milk and cereal in the house already and if not most shops that are open in the late hours of the eve when a stoner goes mission for food, are the type that are likely to sell cereal and milk. The perfect stoner food mustn't require any forethought or stressful planning.
4)It's also a drink.
It can be used to quench dry/cotton mouth. Without the need of also buying a drink, making it a more worthwhile invest than first meets the eye.
5)It can be cold for hot days.
When its boiling outside.
6)It can be warm for cold days.
In the microwave for 30-50 seconds and the milk is lovely and warm and sooths sore throats that the common stoner is likely to have from the cold and habitual smoking.
7)It is diverse.
Day in and day out of getting stoned means the perfect stoners food is going to get eaten a lot. A stoner can't get tired of the stoners perfect food. It's not the perfect stoner's food if no stoner's eat it. With the very possibly 100+ types of cereal, the stoner could have a new bowl of cereal for every 3.65 days of the year. It can be sugary and sweet or bland with fruits added in an attempt to make it palatable. It can even be chocolaty.
8 )It's simple to prepare.
Few stoner's possess the motivation or drive to cook something properly. Cereal requires pouring of a solid and a liquid. Those don't sound like cooking verbs to me? Baking and frying are, but those other ones are not. The perfect stoner's food should not require cooking
8 little (dank) nugs of truth as to why cereal is peng. I give it 5 cannabis leaf blades out of 5.
Your thoughts?
1) It's filling.
They're called the munchies for a reason, you get hungry. Very hungry, that's why they're called the munchies for God sakes. The number 1 stoner's food must fill you up. With a nice big bowl of cereal you feel like you've had a meal.
2) It's cheap!
The common stoner is often financially challenged due to the amount of cannabis he smokes, the cheapness of cereal makes it a perfect fit.
3) It's readily available.
A lot of people have milk and cereal in the house already and if not most shops that are open in the late hours of the eve when a stoner goes mission for food, are the type that are likely to sell cereal and milk. The perfect stoner food mustn't require any forethought or stressful planning.
4)It's also a drink.
It can be used to quench dry/cotton mouth. Without the need of also buying a drink, making it a more worthwhile invest than first meets the eye.
5)It can be cold for hot days.
When its boiling outside.
6)It can be warm for cold days.
In the microwave for 30-50 seconds and the milk is lovely and warm and sooths sore throats that the common stoner is likely to have from the cold and habitual smoking.
7)It is diverse.
Day in and day out of getting stoned means the perfect stoners food is going to get eaten a lot. A stoner can't get tired of the stoners perfect food. It's not the perfect stoner's food if no stoner's eat it. With the very possibly 100+ types of cereal, the stoner could have a new bowl of cereal for every 3.65 days of the year. It can be sugary and sweet or bland with fruits added in an attempt to make it palatable. It can even be chocolaty.
8 )It's simple to prepare.
Few stoner's possess the motivation or drive to cook something properly. Cereal requires pouring of a solid and a liquid. Those don't sound like cooking verbs to me? Baking and frying are, but those other ones are not. The perfect stoner's food should not require cooking
8 little (dank) nugs of truth as to why cereal is peng. I give it 5 cannabis leaf blades out of 5.
Your thoughts?
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