speed wanks

[Urbain]

Similar things happen to chicks though you know. These past couple of days I can practically just cross my legs and voilà. Bit less messy though :D

But mugz loves a squirter!

 

[Shambles]

Ha!

Nice to know that cluckyspazzy groinals ain't just a boy thang :D

Actually I know it ain't. But would be getting kinda grubby if I explained how... Involved ladyparts getting kinda bunged up wiv wee though so am sure y'all can imagine the rest

But did she reciprocate? Did she fuck. Fukkin junky chixx

Will skip tales of "unplanned clucky emissions wiv noobgals" stuffs on the basis it's kinda obvious. Not an ideal situation to go getting to know a gal is all I'm saying

 

[Pagey]

But mugz loves a squirter!

Oh god

 

[BecomingJulie]

Speed acts as a hormone (phenylethylamine) mimic, and convinces a guy's body he already has a hard-on in roughly the same sort of way as the Pill convinces a girl's body she's already pregnant. Taking amphetamines (including Ecastasy) without an erection makes it very hard to get one until the drug wears off -- the presence of what looks like a "stiffy-indicating" hormone convinces the body not to send any more blood "down there". Conversely, taking speed with an erection leads to it not going down until the drug wears off. Usually, the fun tends to wear off sooner, unfortunately

 

[Pagey]

Will skip tales of "unplanned clucky emissions wiv noobgals" stuffs on the basis it's kinda obvious. Not an ideal situation to go getting to know a gal is all I'm saying

Hahahah, bit over-eager are we Shammy?

 

[Shambles]

Oh god

Ev'ry Guud Gurl dun does squirtz

Hahahah, bit over-eager are we Shammy?

When in w/d yeah. Obviously. Bad timing is bad

Also sometimes at other times. I could explain but won't. Traumatic innit. Other times it goes totally t'other way. Suspect I haz broken bitz. Broken but fixable. Depending. Takes practice to master a master

 

[Pagey]

Ev'ry Guud Gurl dun does squirtz

8)
That's classified information.

When in w/d yeah. Obviously. Bad timing is bad

Also sometimes at other times. I could explain but won't. Traumatic innit. Other times it goes totally t'other way. Suspect I haz broken bitz. Broken but fixable. Depending. Takes practice to master a master

Oh come on, you can't just say that and not elaborate
Man being a girl makes things so much easier.

 

[Shambles]

Man being a girl? You'll have to ask Julie

Honestly, the ins and outs of me squirtz really ain't that interesting. Opi's kinda screwed me natural rhythms so am wary sans poppy products cos it just goes to one extreme or t'other. Without poppy products at all? Is anybody's guess

And as for classified squirtz? Pfft. Is so easy to achieve. Even I can do it :D

 

[pinkpapaver]

^ and your 1st post is in it too. welcome . I'll have a p.
I'm going to keep a sneezegasm cam and sell it overtheinternet.com

and see how I'm keeping on topic. You can't get speedier than a sneezegasm.

gnite folks

 

[Pagey]

Man being a girl? You'll have to ask Julie

HAHA that shouldn't have made me laugh as much as it did but I just burst out loud. That is not what i meant

Honestly, the ins and outs of me squirtz really ain't that interesting. Opi's kinda screwed me natural rhythms so am wary sans poppy products cos it just goes to one extreme or t'other. Without poppy products at all? Is anybody's guess

And as for classified squirtz? Pfft. Is so easy to achieve. Even I can do it :D

Aah. Yeah that sucks

Heh, the point was Shambles that mine, or lack thereof, are classified

 

[Shambles]

Julie knows I have nowt but for her

Other than that, meh. Is just boyjizzyopistuffs. Am sure I'm not the only one who suffers

And the squirtypoint was that all wimminz do

 

[Part Time Junkie]

Sorry my bad that was me, not my first post at all haha! Thanks anyway though Long story short - got drunk, forgot password, created new account, remembered password to old account, logged back in to new account to try and delete it, couldn't and forgot to log back out again resulting in wrong postage!

Need to sleep sooo bad but some twat thought it would be a good idea to call and text me at half 2 on a sunday night

^ and your 1st post is in it too. welcome . I'll have a p.
I'm going to keep a sneezegasm cam and sell it overtheinternet.com

and see how I'm keeping on topic. You can't get speedier than a sneezegasm.

gnite folks

 

[Pagey]

Other than that, meh. Is just boyjizzyopistuffs. Am sure I'm not the only one who suffers

And the squirtypoint was that all wimminz do

Yeah definitely true

And okay then, shall trust your expertise on the matter :D

 

[BecomingJulie]

Man being a girl makes things so much easier.

This is one of those sentences like "I've been helping my brother Jack off a horse"

 

[Part Time Junkie]

Haha yeah most def! Have you seen this? http://www.thehighdefinite.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/tranny.jpg

This is one of those sentences like "I've been helping my brother Jack off a horse"

 

[Pagey]

This is one of those sentences like "I've been helping my brother Jack off a horse"

Haha yeah most def! Have you seen this? http://www.thehighdefinite.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/tranny.jpg

Hahahah I'm cracked up again. I really hadn't realised that when I wrote it.

 

[Shambles]

This is one of those sentences like "I've been helping my brother Jack off a horse"

Yeah definitely true

And okay then, shall trust your expertise on the matter :D

Bwahahahahhaha! And you sound so very bitter on that topic already

(the former topic that is - senor prem-a-ture - will say no more about the ease of squirtygalstuffs... but tis but a flick of the wrist )

 

[Pagey]

I shan't elaborate on that either

 

[Shambles]

Which aspect?!?

Both I assume.

Bad luck on at least one front

 

[Pagey]

One front's going fine. But let's just say I happen to know someone who has some trouble on the boyjizzyopistuffs side...without the opistuffs.

I've said too much 8(