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Gibberings CXXVI : Post moar, Kenny says so

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Pagey said:
^Like Nyan cats?

Right, I'm off to bed - gnight everyone <3
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Ponti, yesterday...

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Nightymorn, Pagey <3
 
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The solution is obvious, Ponti. Axe moida her beeeatch ass when yer mate is out. Several problems solved at a stroke ;)

But if your misanthropy hasn't quite reached homicidal levels yet just back away from the girlfriend. Far, far away. Not suggesting you're backing towards said girlfriend at the moment but just make extra specially supersmartooperdooper careful to not let any situations get misconstrued. Have been paranoid fella with cheating beloved with wandering eyes (and hands, mouth, tits and fanny... and all the bits in and around thereabouts too no doubt but we all know which bits jealous doormatty boyfriends tend to fixate on in their green-eyed fantasy world 8)) and is very easy to see things that may or may not actully be there and blame everyone and anyone except your own blind besottedness. Nasty situation to be in that. So many ways you end up being the bad guy no matter what. Extricate and hope he regains a lil self-respect and/or learns to live with being smitten by a wrong 'un. I got engaged to one so know a bit about such things... Rarely ends well :|

Good luck ;)
 
,morning.

Ben So Furry. Extreme?????

Gonna drink a shitload of coffee then offfor a walk with me son and the dog to pick a load of daffodils for me missis. Mothers Day innit 8)
 
Morning! I think. Slept 40 hours after taking a couple of Etiz and then doing that 'hmm I'll have one more' and then 'I haven't taken these yet let's have a few'. Giving those a miss now I think.

Thanks for the heads up on mother's day btw :D

edit:just found my clippers on my desk, dodged a bullet there. still have my lovely mop of red hair tho so thank fuck for that.

ooooooooh! and i just found out i have the entire first season of games master downloaded =D and there's a house-wide message on facebook from one of my housemates saying she's put Age of Empires 2 fully cracked on the network so we're gonna have a good ol' fashioned LAN party :D
 
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40 hours sleep, that's mental snolly, I had 3 hours, and feel fresh as a daisy.

Been out in the sleet and picked about a hundred different wild daffs with me son, got them in vases all round the house and just woke me missis up with poached eggs on toast, tea, a little vase of mini-daffs, and a home made card from me boy. She's happy. And she's had 8 hours sleep....she can' t really function on little/no sleep like I can.

Nice little clip Dan, yeah , would be good if it was a bit longer.....
 
snolly said:
a house-wide message on facebook from one of my housemates...
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Lol. Either you live in a 15 bedroom mansion or someone needs to learn the art of banging doors & shouting "Oi cunto! *insert message here*".

Fucking snow here is brutal. Cunts were shouting it was snowing yesterday but I didn't see any. Woke up this morning & the place is fucking covered in the shit. I want to fuck off somewhere warm & never come back. Gonna spin a joint but need to go stand outside in the cold to smoke it :|

"I want to lie shipwrecked & comatose..."
 
parttime crackhead said:
Gonna spin a joint
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good thinking.

This next couple of days might be our last chance at getting a decent bit of snow this year, was sleeting a bit this morning on the edge of the moor, but we still haven't had any proper snow this year, by proper snow i mean snow that's good enough for snowballs/sledging.
 
Mailmonkey said:
40 hours sleep, that's mental snolly, I had 3 hours, and feel fresh as a daisy.

Been out in the sleet and picked about a hundred different wild daffs with me son, got them in vases all round the house and just woke me missis up with poached eggs on toast, tea, a little vase of mini-daffs, and a home made card from me boy. She's happy. And she's had 8 hours sleep....she can' t really function on little/no sleep like I can.

Nice little clip Dan, yeah , would be good if it was a bit longer.....
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Aye haha, to be honest I woke up/came round long enough on Friday (?) night to stumble to the toilet and acquired half a joint and a line of MDMA between the living room and the bathroom, and yesterday I got up to go piss and eat a bit of toast then back to the land of the undead. Sounds like a nice mother's day ya got going there, tried to ring mines but she's probably out in the garden. Text my ex to wish her happy mother's day but suspect she's got the hump with me as her texts have gone unanswered for the past few days.

parttime crackhead said:
Lol. Either you live in a 15 bedroom mansion or someone needs to learn the art of banging doors & shouting "Oi cunto! *insert message here*".

Fucking snow here is brutal. Cunts were shouting it was snowing yesterday but I didn't see any. Woke up this morning & the place is fucking covered in the shit. I want to fuck off somewhere warm & never come back. Gonna spin a joint but need to go stand outside in the cold to smoke it :|

"I want to lie shipwrecked & comatose..."
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Haha, seven bedroom to be fair, but five of the seven are computer scientists so ya know...

Though we do get the banging and the 'WAKE UP FAGOTRONS' at 9am every Monday and Tuesday as they all have the same 9am class and are yet to master the concept of an alarm clock.

Smoking joints when it's snowing heavily is amazing. Smoking joints when it's finished snowing and it's just cold and seeping through your shoes, not as much.
 
snolly said:
Smoking joints when it's snowing heavily is amazing. Smoking joints when it's finished snowing and it's just cold and seeping through your shoes, not as much.
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If it was snowing heavily I'd even consider going for a stroll to smoke this joint but it was a stealth snow. It definitely happened, it's fucking freezing & the ground is covered in it, but I didn't see it happen.
 
Nightymornanoon Shambles, fiorgive my ignorance, things were awoken. I was just about to post The Greatest Tune Of All Time as well. You and MM would have loved it. It was from Pornograffiti.

Mailmonkey said:
Been out in the sleet and picked about a hundred different wild daffs with me son, got them in vases all round the house and just woke me missis up with poached eggs on toast, tea, a little vase of mini-daffs, and a home made card from me boy. She's happy. And she's had 8 hours sleep....she can' t really function on little/no sleep like I can.
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Well done man! Top marks. Brownie points will be winging your way. My missus got me a card to send to my Mum and I posted it earlier in the week.

Little person made her breakfast but (and she is only little) forgot about the peanut allergy so I had to scrape off the peanut butter. Think it's ok though.

My missus is the same, loves her sleep. I like watching her sleep. Which is handy because she does a lot of it. I think the functioning thing is born of necessity rather than through choice. I let my missus sleep in this morning. Well I couldn't really have one due to the fact that I hadn't actually gone to bed.

Found my garden all torn up today, some fucker has arf inched all me daffs. Bastards.

"Drinking red, mango juice..."
 
Ben So Furry said:
Well done man! Top marks. Brownie points will be winging your way.
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got me brownie points last night.

I let my missus sleep in this morning.
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I pretty much always let her have the lie-in on a Sunday, we tend to get to bed, to sleep, about 6-7am, son gets up about half eight, and comes and gets me up half nine, tennish....thats enough for me....

Found my garden all torn up today, some fucker has arf inched all me daffs. Bastards.
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drinking more coffee, with a tiny drop of rum in, cos of the weather, obviously.
 
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