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Lysis said:
I am so tired from my trip and the only thing keeping me from falling asleep before this plane takes off in an hour is Bluelight.

Long distant relationships really do suck balls. I miss him already.

I am gonna crash so hard when I get home. I showered but damn I still smell like sex.
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GET IT!!!!! Lol
 
i saw a picture of a girl in a bathtub full of donuts. I was aroused :/

Mariposa said:
I imagine there's something very nice about your dude even though he is a bit rough around the edges in The Lounge. :)
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people that are assholes on the internets are nice in real life? who would have thought....
 
Pagey....go for it, girl! Sounds fun, I want to come too.

Geez Rangrz, that sounds like it hurts. I remember reading someone in some thread talking about a medicated cream that loosens foreskin, I wonder if they were talking about cortisone? I know that urologists can stretch your foreskin... I also saw on you tube there were some videos on how to do it, but I did not watch them...

Lysis, I am so glad that you had such a great time. So cool. Just by general post stalking I am pretty sure that WaaO lives pretty close to me, so if you ever come up here to visit, let me know. It would be so fun to meet up, y'all sound like my kind of people.

Kaywholed, that is awesome about the girl and the show.

Me? Doing well, I know you were all dying to know. Had my official 37 birthday last week, but I was really sick s o it kind of sucked. Maybe make up for it this weekend, idk.
 
Beachcat, cool I will hit you up if I go up there. My sister is in Nashville and I used to spend my Decembers there when I freelanced. My dad lived in Asheville for a while too and I guess I missed a lot of BLers during those times. I prefer an office but I'm sure I will visit my sister at some point.
 
kaywholed said:
people that are assholes on the internets are nice in real life? who would have thought....
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I assure you they are not. The reason Ms.G loves me so much is because I am constantly condescending and insulting to her and call her a retard every 30 seconds....you believe me, right?

Geez Rangrz, that sounds like it hurts. I remember reading someone in some thread talking about a medicated cream that loosens foreskin, I wonder if they were talking about cortisone? I know that urologists can stretch your foreskin... I also saw on you tube there were some videos on how to do it, but I did not watch them...
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Yeah, it's betamethasome cream. It causes catabolism of tissue in general, and in this, causes catabolism of the tissues with fibrosis that are causing the adhesion. I'll ask my GP next time I am getting some awesomphetamine from him.

I need to just hang out with the guy and ill probably be able to have as much fun as he does. I call dibs on being his wingman.
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lolol...sure, we'll pick up another girl and have 4some with Ms.G, you, her and myself?
 
Rangrz soon as I'm eligible to get my passport renewed and am able to travel, you will receive a lengthy PM from me. :D
 
rangrz said:
I assure you they are not. The reason Ms.G loves me so much is because I am constantly condescending and insulting to her and call her a retard every 30 seconds....you believe me, right?
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I thought he was being sarcastic and actually does think that trolls on a forum can be cool IRL? You hang around a forum long enough and interact and read someone long enough, I think you can identify the crazies versus the ones blowing off steam. If you privately chat with them, I think you can especially differentiate.
 
They had me in a 4 hour meeting today and I am not sure how much I will remember. Lol I'm gonna blame all my fuckups today on week of debauchery. Yeah that's it.
 
That's what I do... They're all like "So, did that Eryx guided missile go?" I'm just like 'lolol. Left it at Tim Horton's I think, I was sleepy from 3 days of kinky sex'. and there like "kk. no problem"

well, not really...
 
Hah =D
It was quite cool. We were both on molly which probably helped things a lot. He was really nervous, it was kinda adorable tbh. But yeah, I actually really liked being the more experienced one and being able to take the lead and all. He did tell me before though that he wasn't sure this meant he was committing to anything, but basically he was gonna stop pretending hee wasn't attracted to me (from which I infer that he's really shit at pretending) and he wanted to do this with me :D
 
That is awesome. Is he gone already? Oh wait, it is like 5 hours ahead where you are, never mind.

I do not think I have ever had the experience of deflowering a virgin. You go girl.
 
Yeah it's almost 5 am here, but he's actually currently asleep in my bed haha. I just couldn't sleep so figured I'd come on BL and brag about it =D
And yeah, it's oddly satisfying somehow.
 
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