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share a story about the weirdest online relationship you have had

I shared a house with this fucking weird German homo-sexual child molester' that had an online relationship with a Thai boy. The guys name was Wolfgang or something. I can't remember i was high all the time. Fuckin weird cunt. I ended up moving out and making off with some money that wasn't mine, that'll teach the pedophile.

I don't really get that much out of online relationships, its kind of weird master-bating over the internet. I'd rather just go out and get laid. Usually this isn't too much of a problem given i'm still at Uni and its full of loose, drunk girls that lick your face on the dance floor at Uni bar parties. Theres a big latin american party on Sunday, fuck yes....
 
pofacedhoe said:
always keep your options open...

everyone likes sexy aussies. i've seen home and away and i have preconceived notions lol
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My options are always open (among other things).....I think I am more Alf Stewart than Summer Bay surfer though, hahaha

I just remembered another one: there was this super RIDICULOUSLY hot guy who wanted to get into some master/slave thing.....I thought he just meant a bit of role playing which can be hot, but he actually literally wanted me to be his full-time sub and expected me to set up a profile on some fetish site telling the world I was his property etc....ironically the thing that turned me off it in the end was that he was so clingy and desperate for attention it just ruined the whole image of him being at all a dominant guy....
 
Pagey said:
it went really badly with the 3 I've met so far (the one I described was the best meet-up by far!)
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Ha ha ha. That was the best one?! Now I'm really curious about the others.

I've only meet a few bluelighters and they have been normal (relatively speaking, of course), and pretty cool.
 
one I didn't actually meet, but a good story, in retrospect...I was in melbo for a weekend, cashed up and full of party, meth, g, and what else do you need? I contacted a couple who wanted a third to participate in some amature porn on the weekend I was there, and they invited me. I was to meet them at 9.30 .
So at 9.00 I went to my hotel room, had a fuck like pornstar pll, and a shower. after the shower, I got an email that it was all off, ... I was wondering what to do with my awesome hard on, when a mate called me from the hospital he had been sent to with an H od, and needed rescuing, so it distracted me for a bit, ..when I arrived at the hospital,I told the sexy receptionist my story, and that I may need relief, she was sympathetic, but, sadly was unable to help. :(
 
quiet roar said:
Ha ha ha. That was the best one?! Now I'm really curious about the others.

I've only meet a few bluelighters and they have been normal (relatively speaking, of course), and pretty cool.
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amnesiaseizure said:
Pagey, you've gotta expand on that. Don't leave us hanging!
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Hahah well...I don't want to talk about the worst one because I'm pretty sure the BL'er in question looks around in SLR once in a while, but the other one never even logs on anymore so -
He was basically this total junkie (and I don't use that word very often), high completely out of his mind, probably hadn't showered in like a month. It was particularly awful because since we're both french he leaned in to kiss me on the cheeks to say hi (that's what we do here), I was just there cringing and feeling disgusting...anyway we kind of wandered around although he was hardly saying anything (considering how high he seemed I doubt he could even think), until he suddenly asks me if we can go back to my place. I was like no, sorry, we barely know each other so I'm not very comfortable with that etc etc, and he says, and I quote 'but I'll make you feel things you've never felt before'.
...that was my cue to make up an excuse and leave. Without kissing him goodbye.
He texted me all evening telling me exactly how he would 'pleasure' me.
Ewewewew.

Luckily since I posted that last message I've met a fellow mod and it went great so now I know I'm not necessarily the problem =D
 
^^i shower daily baby so no worries :P
Apparently there's a BL'er near my area but idk him that well. Another one came to my area recently but since I'm clean I sadly couldn't kick it with him. :/ he's a good Guy too. There's a BL'er who I've gotten to know pretty well and I'm grateful to have them in my life today (even if it has been strictly online). I know if something were to happen to me, this person would let everyone know how I'm doing. There's another cool ass BL'er whom I hope to meet this summer as I got family living near them and we're both clean. So needless to say, I need to scrape up some money for plane tickets :D
 
I've never been into the whole Internet dating thing, always tell myself I'm 20 years old and live in a college town, I am so much better than that (lol 1.5 years and counting since I've had a relationship). Only time I ever met a BL'er was basically like "oh hey I see you live in the same city, lets go cop someday" thank goodness them days is over

But you people make it seem all risky and edgy and fun,.... But not in the Chris Hansen way.
 
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