[clifton santiago]
My name is cadillac clifton santiago
At the bodega, I need a fat sandwich major
You know my switches, impala drop, scrapin sparks
I mack these bitches, white asian puerto rican
Black russian haitian, with jungle fever, I ain’t hatin
A cup more coppertone, I’m cappin on your kinky ear
Bitches they stare, cause I’m wild cock diesel
Boy hopin that I recognize they girls in this song
Bodda-boom-bodda-bing bodda-bing-da-bing-bong, yo check it
I call up televas-quez, he’s gettin ass
And when he finish, call up santiago and bring the cash
I’m out to desecrate, move wild western state
I got your sister lickin ass, suckin hairy balls
My occupation downfall and bringin niggaz bad luck
My name is clifton santiago salesman at the mall
I’m full ? , a hundred niggaz deep up in the movies
Like greg I’m groovy, yo bobby sit and watch the movie
And kick that hoe out with that one tooth, lookin goofy
She’s on my tab, better make popcorn to pay her half
They know I’m wild, I don’t mess around with chickenheads
Barney and fred, wilma betty bam-bam pebbles
(on different channels, lyrics)
Chorus
[ev dog]
Slidin through the back of the do’
You didn’t see me in the midst, with my pistol, ev dog
Flyin heads is my job, I will clobber you
Walkin backwards, chosin jacket, turn around
Gloves on, opposite hands
Can you recognize me?
I wear blu blocker shades so you can’t see what I see
Holdin a mirror up, so I don’t run into nobody
But I don’t care, cause I know karate (hi-yah!)
Vulcan pinch and that yoga too
Don’t you know I’m stretch armstrong in the flesh
With a mocha tan, and a criminal mind?
Like chairhead chippendale, yeah
Comedy? yes, no? maybe not
But if I got a lip don’t zip
Baggy jeans on, walkin through a crowded room
Avoid all contact with me, click boom!
People scatter stop that chatter they resort to screamin
Am I dreamin, drunk or just zooted out?
I need help call 9-1-1 pronto
My modus operandi is complete
One down, many to go, others to show
The argonaut is ain’t no fuckin circus sideshow
Ringling and barnum and bailey we are not
Wild kingdom mutual of northern cal
Hahahaha..