llama112
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Shower head has never done anything for me either. Nothing compares to real toys lol
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Shower head has never done anything for me either. Nothing compares to real toys lol
rangrz
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I suggest a 689MPa water jet cutter.
I sent this girl a book today. Haven't spoken to her in a few weeks, dunno, if she just busy or figured out that I am a retard. We were chatting pretty much every day, and I miss it.
Got someone to draw a sweet picture (princess and a dragon) on the package but didn't include a note or put my name on it. Lets see if she has anything to say...
Got someone to draw a sweet picture (princess and a dragon) on the package but didn't include a note or put my name on it. Lets see if she has anything to say...
It's alrightTwas fun until I got cold feet
we'll be able to post in the couples thread once I get passport privileges and a plane ticket who cares what fb says, its whats in our hearts that count.
rangrz
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I hope it was this book. If I was a chick, and someone sent this, I'd literally need to go change my panties cause of dripping wet they'd be.
llama112
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How is she going to know it's from you?
I talked to her about this book and the return address.
Pagey
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Aw kaywholed that's adorable, keep us posted
So I just had sex with this guy I slept with a few months ago as well, he wanted it to be a regular thing, I didn't (he's pretty shit in bed tbph), tonight I was high so I was like yeah whatever - and at the end of it (after finishing it literally less than 2 minutes) he goes 'if you continue to work out every day you'll look good'.
Needless to say I threw him outta my room. He's certainly not getting any more.
So I just had sex with this guy I slept with a few months ago as well, he wanted it to be a regular thing, I didn't (he's pretty shit in bed tbph), tonight I was high so I was like yeah whatever - and at the end of it (after finishing it literally less than 2 minutes) he goes 'if you continue to work out every day you'll look good'.
Needless to say I threw him outta my room. He's certainly not getting any more.
Beachcat
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Aw kaywholed that's adorable, keep us posted
So I just had sex with this guy I slept with a few months ago as well, he wanted it to be a regular thing, I didn't (he's pretty shit in bed tbph), tonight I was high so I was like yeah whatever - and at the end of it (after finishing it literally less than 2 minutes) he goes 'if you continue to work out every day you'll look good'.
Needless to say I threw him outta my room. He's certainly not getting any more.
What a douchebag loser. Seriously. Ugh.
Serotonin, I have to admit I am a little relieved that your engagement was a joke for FB. When I read that earlier I thought you had seriously asked your new lady love and cringed a little at how fast you moved....hahaha
Pagey
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He really is isn't he?
The worst part is he didn't get why I was upset. I kinda thought i was common knowledge not to insult someone you wanted to sleep with, especially not about their weight...
The worst part is he didn't get why I was upset. I kinda thought i was common knowledge not to insult someone you wanted to sleep with, especially not about their weight...
Lysis
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awwwww, kaywholed. You are such a romantic here. I hope you express it IRL.
Cohesion
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Pagey ya sorry girl : /
I don't know about you but the few minutes after a man ejaculates those next few minutes he will just say any stupid thing that comes into his mind. It's a spectacle really.
I don't know about you but the few minutes after a man ejaculates those next few minutes he will just say any stupid thing that comes into his mind. It's a spectacle really.
after I cum, with my last two partners I really cared for was when I told them how much I loved them, and all that kinda stuff. I get all emotional after sex sometimes
B1tO'RoughJack
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Hahahaha I like that suggestion - you rock.
I didn't want to be patronizing and tell ladies how to use a shower head, but OK if this will work - you don't use the showerhead at all, unless you can switch it onto power shower (that really should work if used as I suggest)...if the power shower just isn't hard enough to make you squirm and spasm when you direct it onto a sensitive area like your nipple or your clit, then take the entire shower head off so effectively you are left with just a hose pipe - they usually unscrew. Then all you need to do is put your thumb over the end so it sprays really hard and fast - applying different amount of water through for different pressure, adusting your thumb on the end.
Once you have done either of these - USE IT LIKE YOU USE YOUR INDEX AND MIDDLE FINGERS - across your clit, side to side, round and round, figures of 8 - experiment.
Now go have some orgasms, and dedicate them to me.
Pagey - that guy is a total tactless insensitive fool! He should see that you look fucking sexy right now. His loss.
And yes VERY enticing.
Of course I have some tricks! I got mad tricks up my sleeve.
I didn't want to be patronizing and tell ladies how to use a shower head, but OK if this will work - you don't use the showerhead at all, unless you can switch it onto power shower (that really should work if used as I suggest)...if the power shower just isn't hard enough to make you squirm and spasm when you direct it onto a sensitive area like your nipple or your clit, then take the entire shower head off so effectively you are left with just a hose pipe - they usually unscrew. Then all you need to do is put your thumb over the end so it sprays really hard and fast - applying different amount of water through for different pressure, adusting your thumb on the end.
Once you have done either of these - USE IT LIKE YOU USE YOUR INDEX AND MIDDLE FINGERS - across your clit, side to side, round and round, figures of 8 - experiment.
Now go have some orgasms, and dedicate them to me.
Pagey - that guy is a total tactless insensitive fool! He should see that you look fucking sexy right now. His loss.
And yes VERY enticing.
Pagey
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Sepher
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Pagey, that man's a fool! May he be cursed with a twelve month dry spell for being such a fucking muppet, he doesn't deserve any better than that!
Beachcat, I'm late to the thread. I feel your pain, and in no way did I just done a massive fucking LOL or anything like that reading about your sexual misfortunes, honest.
That's you out of the fap thread for a while then, huh? 
Beachcat, I'm late to the thread. I feel your pain, and in no way did I just done a massive fucking LOL or anything like that reading about your sexual misfortunes, honest.
That's you out of the fap thread for a while then, huh?
llama112
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Cohesion
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So
I have my love across the ocean right? 8000 miles to be precise. I can't see him until May... 4 months...he often nags me to show him my body on skype. I refuse. Once I showed him my boobs but it felt weird. He says that "this is all we have".
To be fair, he hasn't had sex for over a year. In fact he has only had sex with one person in his life, maybe one time or very few times. I am still taking care to get laid at least once a month (until we are together). So I guess he is not getting all my sexual energy, and I don't want to give on camera. Seems so shallow. But maybe he is right. Maybe it will be good to give him something. He's not getting anything anywhere else.
Thoughts ?
I have my love across the ocean right? 8000 miles to be precise. I can't see him until May... 4 months...he often nags me to show him my body on skype. I refuse. Once I showed him my boobs but it felt weird. He says that "this is all we have".
To be fair, he hasn't had sex for over a year. In fact he has only had sex with one person in his life, maybe one time or very few times. I am still taking care to get laid at least once a month (until we are together). So I guess he is not getting all my sexual energy, and I don't want to give on camera. Seems so shallow. But maybe he is right. Maybe it will be good to give him something. He's not getting anything anywhere else.
Thoughts ?
ya dont gotta be full on nekkid on skype, pretty underoos are nice too.
or just a picture rather than a naked video..
Pagey
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Agreed, the worst! Well, we all (and many others) appreciate your sexiness
Haha thank you, you guys are sweet!
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