Hey! What do you look like? Show us! v. X

[maxalfie]

Nice jugs, pass the tissues quickly.

 

[Shambles]

Well, folk are forever bitching about me not posting pix of meself here so thought I'd post one fer the lads.

 

[pinkpapaver]

how do you spell katoy?

(if indeed you are the one on the left) you are both beautiful

 

[parttime crackhead]

If he's actually the one on the right, does that mean they're not both beautiful?

Pontifex, gie's yer wife.

 

[farmaz]

Did nobody else think that...?

See effie that's what you get for refusing to get your tits out. You get shot down. Ban me, I don't care, there's no point being on Bluelight anymore anyway now.

You CUNT!!!!!

you beat me to it LMAO

 

[farmaz]

Farmaz, your Mrs is hot! Real girls have curves she's got fantastic skin too, am pretty jealous.

Thanks

 

[JessHalo]

Pontifex and Mrs are a stunning couple... She looks like Audrey Hepburn

I quite like moobs and big bellys on men .. if I'm in love with them. Cuddly. I'm not an extremeist moob/belly lover though.

 

[farmaz]

pontifex01 missus made me think of this

 

[Bearlove]

everyone says how "cute" this pic is, I was off the smack at this point.

This photo is gorgeous! Tilt it a bit (to the left), crop it (remove the arm chair and what ever is on the TV), remove the glare and up the green a bit (to show the background [had it or was it raining?] - stick a black border on it and get it printed out .

Quality shot

 

[farmaz]

This photo is gorgeous! Tilt it a bit (to the left), crop it (remove the arm chair and what ever is on the TV), remove the glare and up the green a bit (to show the background [had it or was it raining?] - stick a black border on it and get it printed out .

Quality shot

thanks, Lots of people seem to like it tbh.

I aint sure though tbh as it makes me look "soft" in a way like my misanthropic, nihilist attitude is fake (it is not I promise you that)

I guess thats what love does to you & coming across a kid that needs someone in her life to help her grow up in the right way

 

[parttime crackhead]

I'd say name your price...

£3.50

 

[parttime crackhead]

OK, OK, I'll chuck in two snout as well. You drive a hard bargain.

 

[ColtDan]

might get my mug on this fucker sometime, been awhile since ive posted one. in the mean time, lets see some tits

 

[Shambles]

Your wish, my command, Dan

Phwooar etc.

 

[ColtDan]

What a lovely bunch of tits

 

[Albion]

A pair of Boobies

 

[Shambles]

Pair of tits...

vs. Pair of Boobies...

EDIT: Beaten to the boobies

 

[Albion]

Aren't boobies the most ridiculous birds you've ever seen

 

[ColtDan]

haha, dildo on flippers

 

[Shambles]

Aren't boobies the most ridiculous birds you've ever seen