fapped last night before bed. was awesome. long build up for a very intense and pleasurable orgasm. :D
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when was the last time you fapped? v- there's pussy juice on my touch screen
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pastelcircus
Bluelighter
^awesome. I've actually been meaning to ask you, what exactly does preparing for a fap entail? I'm dying to know
Because you threw 'sexy bitch' in there, expect a nudie with your name on it in the near-ish future.
Also, I fapped prior to getting ready for work today. 'Twas nice
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There. I just saved you tons of tedious work. You can pay me back in nudes or blowjobs, sexy bitch. Your pick.
Because you threw 'sexy bitch' in there, expect a nudie with your name on it in the near-ish future.
Also, I fapped prior to getting ready for work today. 'Twas nice
for me preparing to fap is getting comfy, calming my mind and getting it focused, and then mental foreplay. getting super turned on, starting slow, gently playing with myself, teasing, laying back, eyes closed, going a bit faster but still a light grip, biting my bottom lip as I increase intensity, breathing becomes faster and shallow, building up to the climax. then as I get closer and closer I go faster, increasing the intensity, I begin to hold my breath, closer, closer, then finally I exhale, feeling of complete euphoria fills me, completely relaxed and at peace, clean up, and smoke a cig.
pastelcircus
Bluelighter
Gotcha 
when i go up north near the Jackson/Ann arbor area ill let ya know. maybe we could hit a meeting together or somethingGotcha
tackyspiral
Bluelighter
no porn..... i love me some kinky porn when i fap
pastelcircus
Bluelighter
Please dowhen i go up north near the Jackson/Ann arbor area ill let ya know. maybe we could hit a meeting together or something
my imagination is very vivid plus when I excessively use porn then it dulls real sex for me. don't get me wrong, I do like watching some outrageous porn sometimes but they are things I would never attempt to act out. in a sense, the porn I watch desensitizes me or programs my brain to thinking that is what sex is supposed to be. I've had issues with that in the past in that I had difficulties reaching orgasm (talking over an hour of non stop sex going to complete exhaustion).
Beachcat
Bluelight Crew
Umm, that really turned me on. Good description. Very sexy, minus the cigarette smoking part of course!
Sepher
Bluelight Crew
Sero, that seems like an awful lot of things to be doing one after the other. How you manage to fit all that into less than a minute? 
I don't believe that's even possible! 
I last fapped yesterday. T'was most unsatisfying. Couldn't come, nowhere bloody near and not for want of trying. Was feeling well up for a nice leisurely one but no, just have me thrashing away like a man possessed till me arm stops bloody working and I've cramp in me fingers why don't you you little shit!
Wasted a full sachet of lube on the little bugger too, might be months before I get down the Manchester village to fill me pockets with the safe sex packs they have on every bar top down there, I'm fucked if I'm paying a tenner or more for a bottle of half decent lube just so I can have a spectacular wank when the sachets are free, and don't even get me started on the silicon stuff. Forty odd quid for how big a bottle? They having a bleedin' giraffe, it's like two quid an orgasm or summink. No chance, I'm from Yorkshire, we're tighter than the Scots. It's masturbation on a budget round these parts I can tell you. Run out of lube or No. 7 for Men Protect and Perfect as a fall-back well it's make do with spit if you're sure you've got enough to see the job through, an old sock if you haven't. None of that liquid silk all over yer knob bollox for me, oh no! ![:\](https://bluelight.org/xf/BL_Images/Orig_Emoji/wrygrin.gif "wry grin :\")
I don't believe that's even possible! I last fapped yesterday. T'was most unsatisfying. Couldn't come, nowhere bloody near and not for want of trying. Was feeling well up for a nice leisurely one but no, just have me thrashing away like a man possessed till me arm stops bloody working and I've cramp in me fingers why don't you you little shit!
Wasted a full sachet of lube on the little bugger too, might be months before I get down the Manchester village to fill me pockets with the safe sex packs they have on every bar top down there, I'm fucked if I'm paying a tenner or more for a bottle of half decent lube just so I can have a spectacular wank when the sachets are free, and don't even get me started on the silicon stuff. Forty odd quid for how big a bottle? They having a bleedin' giraffe, it's like two quid an orgasm or summink. No chance, I'm from Yorkshire, we're tighter than the Scots. It's masturbation on a budget round these parts I can tell you. Run out of lube or No. 7 for Men Protect and Perfect as a fall-back well it's make do with spit if you're sure you've got enough to see the job through, an old sock if you haven't. None of that liquid silk all over yer knob bollox for me, oh no!
oh my faps last a good 10 min or so. I really get into them
tackyspiral
Bluelighter
oh no believe me porn and real life sex are very different things for me too.... and both are satisfying in diff ways i guess.... i would never want to play out many of the scenes i watch IRL
Max Power
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Let's see if you're a woman of your word.
beginning fap session... great ending to a fantastic night :D
DOB
Bluelighter
the only regret about being banned for while is that I couldnt post in this thread
recently I stopped fapping 2 pr0n,these days I fap to imagination in dark room at the end of a day to help me fall asleep,holding clear image of sexy lady in my mind is pretty hard task lol,when I stop concetrating its gone too fast
recently I stopped fapping 2 pr0n,these days I fap to imagination in dark room at the end of a day to help me fall asleep,holding clear image of sexy lady in my mind is pretty hard task lol,when I stop concetrating its gone too fast
Beachcat
Bluelight Crew
Might as well update this thread as well since I am shameless I guess. Last fapped last night after having two amazing orgasms during sex, but wanted more, so after the hubs was safely snoring away, I blasted off one last time. Twas good.
shoulda hit me up baby I coulda gave you a few more so you'll be sleeping soundly
Beachcat
Bluelight Crew
shoulda hit me up baby I coulda gave you a few more so you'll be sleeping soundly
Ha! I can see that you are shameless, too. I like it. I am sure you probably could have, you are so young, you probably are able to recover pretty quickly for round two, three, four....ahhhh I miss those days
Sepher
Bluelight Crew
Beachcat, you make it sound like you're old or summink? Quite sure you can go plenty, your hubster can't be that much older, can he? Give the bloke a slap, WTF is wrong with him?
Anyways, I haven't had a wank for about three days. Nor am I going to have one this morning. I may find inappropriate imagery suddenly running through me 'ead about . . . . . well . . . .
Anyways, I haven't had a wank for about three days. Nor am I going to have one this morning. I may find inappropriate imagery suddenly running through me 'ead about . . . . . well . . . .
Beachcat
Bluelight Crew
Sepher, my friend, I am on the cusp of turning 37 and my dear husband, whose cock is still as readily hard as the day I met him, is 49. He is always up for a go, but bless his heart it is now a one and done type of situation for him. So yeah, we are kind of old, especially compared to the general Bluelight population. But we still rock it!