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God Almighty said:
Mobile phone? I don't own such a rudimentary device.

I'm omni-everything, dear Shambles. You will see...
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Omniomni, huh? Why not. May as well if you get the choice. Which I imagine you do.

You may want to look in to getting a mobile though. That prayer thingy you set up a while ago seems to have broken down completely. Billions of peeps been trying to get through but not even reaching the voicemail or owt let alone an answer.
 
Boygirl god

God, do you know Aphex Twin? Can you tell us his darkest secret?
 
Like I said, I don't really do any of the prayer stuff, any more. Only a select few know the right words to reach me. It's better that way - I was sick of fools asking me why I don't have a mobile.

Aphex Twin is a particular exception. I am a fan of his work, and he regularly sends me special God-mixes.

You lot ask too many questions. Just wait until I'm a mod.
 
Chilling, mainly. I went to the effort of creating your damn planet, and you. What more do you want? Do you want my velvety tongue to wipe your bottom, for you?
 
Shambles said:
I also have an inkling and would also be surprised if correct. My inkling is that it really is God Almighty. Or perhaps just someone who'd like to think he is :sus:
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I think we thought the same, but I'm not so sure now, actually.... but I think it could be someone equally surprising. With tits.
 
Scat is not my thing, I'm afraid. I once got Mary to give me a golden shower, but that was one crazy night...
 
Speaking of Mary, you oughta be being discussed in the paedo thread for that lil incident yer mucky pup. And then go on to get all high and mighty about adultery? Pfft. Bleedin hypocrite :p

jancrow said:
I think we thought the same, but I'm not so sure now, actually.... but I think it could be someone equally surprising. With tits.
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My original inkling had no tits. I don't think it's him now though. Tits seem to be a popular choice (and rightly so :D) but not sure I can put breast to deity yet...
 
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