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Well I'm sorry that I've increased their fame slightly by mentioning it, but at least now you know them for their crap sex.

edit: crackhead, apparently he's Snoop's cousin too.
 
The 1/8th Chinese blood I possess only allows me to make vaguely racist jokes within my family.

Overrated.
 
^ In related news, was reading a book of "Welsh XXX Jokes" whilst waiting in line at the Post Office earlier. There's a display of Welsh language and culture kinda books near where you queue. They were uniformly shite. Just bog-standard blacks/Irish/Poles/Mexicans/other jokes with distinctively Welsh names and places dotted about a bit. Rhodri rather than Paddy or Winston or whatever. Was quite disappointed at lack of originality.

parttime crackhead said:
I can't believe you've never seen Moesha man. Classic 90's telly. Also starring Fredro Starr from Onyx
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Musta gone right over my head cos not a bell is so much as tinkling let alone ringing. Does look like the veery definition of 90s telly from that pic though :D

Can only presume it must've been on during me scag period. Unless it was on Sky or summat cos I've never had Sky.

Also, Fredro Starr ate my gerbil.
 
I don't know specifically, Cornish... but shooting any kinda pharms really does need to be micron filters all the way as far as HR goes. Effie posted a great link that went into great depth (complete with charts, graphs, tables, microscopy and other sciencey gubbins) earlier but can't recall where. Was quite an eye-opener though. Especially the pix showing the before and after of what a solution looks like before and after wheel filetering.

As alwasy with these things, yes you can skip the micron filtering... but the potential consequences can be way more vicious than you bargain for for such a seemingly small lapse in judgement :\

That aside, lucky boy :!<3=D
 
Mailmonkey said:
right, you never said it was a debit card you were waiting for. Those cunts always take a couple of days to despatch. Oh, no, I'm mixing you up with infinite jest.

Anyway, debit card companies are never as quick as they should be.

Suck someone off, that should speed things up.
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Heads are gonna roll mate loan companies ringing me up saying they cant take payments from my card, even though I told them its been cancelled. They wana fucking hurry up costing me a tenner a day
 
Talking of racist jokes, I gave a man £2 the other day for one of those 'Gag Mags' in Manchester city centre.. People may have seen them, perhaps they're only up north but it's like a little book of crappy jokes that homeless people are given to sell, Big Issue kinda deal

Anyway, seen them before, and they are usually full of pretty lame jokes and achingly old fashioned clip art. I was killing time waiting for a train, got this booklet off him, first page has this joke (among others) on it

I fostered a Muslim boy the other day

4 cans right in the back of the head

I mean, I guess it's religion bashing so not 'racist' but they're were a few of similar taste, jokes about how the Giant can't smell any Englishmen in Bradford etc etc.. Was just a little shocked to see it on a publication being handed out in the middle of Manchester, one of the most diverse cities in the country!
 
tekkeN said:
Talking of racist jokes, I gave a man £2 the other day for one of those 'Gag Mags' in Manchester city centre.. People may have seen them, perhaps they're only up north but it's like a little book of crappy jokes that homeless people are given to sell, Big Issue kinda deal

Anyway, seen them before, and they are usually full of pretty lame jokes and achingly old fashioned clip art. I was killing time waiting for a train, got this booklet off him, first page has this joke (among others) on it

I fostered a Muslim boy the other day

4 cans right in the back of the head

I mean, I guess it's religion bashing so not 'racist' but they're were a few of similar taste, jokes about how the Giant can't smell any Englishmen in Bradford etc etc.. Was just a little shocked to see it on a publication being handed out in the middle of Manchester, one of the most diverse cities in the country!
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I'd infract report the cunt.

if only on the grounds that that fostered joke is not even slightly funny.
 
That is kinda odd if it's an "official" publication of some kind, Tek. I can't imagine many legit publishers being happy printing stuff like that for fear of being prosecuted if nothing else. And don't they want repeat donations from Muslims who might buy a copy? Very odd :\

Maybe it's seen as more acceptable to say "Muslim" than "Paki" as it clearly would've been not so long ago. This War on Terror bollocks does seem to have made casual racism far more acceptable than it has been of late.

Although I must admit I do quite like the gag itself leaving aside the racist overtones.
 
StrutterGear said:
Doesn't everybody love a good racist joke?
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Here's a good racist joke.

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Haha, Jim Davidson's House Party. I think you're getting confused SG.

ColtDan said:
good morning <3

anyone see that ‎"Cut for bieber" trending on twitter yesterday? his fans cutting up their arms and posting pics of it on twitter to try and stop him smoking weed... what the fuck. mindblowing and twisted, crazy people
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That was a 4chan hoax btw. People weren't actually cutting themselves.
 
I have seen them in Leeds town centre and Manchester, this is the first time I have seen race/religion based jokes in one of them.. They are called 'Gag Mags' Funnier then ever! On the front page, also on the front it says Issue 22 Volume 9, 18's & Over Only - Periodical magazine can be sold exempt from Liscence quoting the Miscellaneous Street Trading Provisions Act Schedule 4 Paragraph 3a

The on the inside page before the hiiiilarious jokes start is reads:

"Thank you for buying this magazine. You have helped in supporting the unemployed, now we hope we'll give you the best laughs you have had in ages. Every page is packed full of one liners, cartoons and smutty jokes

Creating Self-Employment for the Unemployed"


So I guess it's not for people without their own place, my mistake, it's for the unemployed, anyway it continues:


"If you are of a delicate disposition or easily offended, the do not turn the page, this may contain adult humour and artwork. Not for sale to minors. A percentage of the cover price is retained by the vendor. Please not that no money from the publication goes to charity"

And then it's just pages of jokes.. He said the money goes straight to him, but there must be a company that is making these, it isn't mentioned anywhere. Did a Google and found this

GAG MAG not a barrel of laughs

I'm sure someone else here must have seen them? will upload a poor quality pic of the front cover in a sec
 
^^ Sounds like a bit of a scam to me tbh, Tek. Big Issue for the unemployed makes no sense as you'd be risking losing your benefits for selling it unless you told the social which would defeat the object. Odd.
 
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