Do men who like huge tits have mother issues?

[scureto1]

that soundz very much like a PERSONAL ATTACK to me...defamation of chaRacter against someone wbo, fair enough, didnt even bother to search for any studies to back up their theory...i expect more from zomeone of your intelligence bro...obviously notgetting enough foot action.

i take exception to 3 mods passing over it too...sort it out guys, you have warned me for much less.

Sometimes I wish Bluelight had a 'like' button.

 

[coelophysis]

Wasn't this a Jerry Seinfailed episode?

 

[Uber_Penguin]

Well, how huge are the boobs we're talking about? Are these just sizeable boobs, the sort that you can fit in your hand? Or are we talking ginormous boobies, of the sort that make it look like a woman is smuggling two bald midgets in her shirt?

See, I had, and still have, quite a sound relationship with my mother, but unfortunately I can't really weigh in as huge is sort of a relative term. Sizable chesticles are certainly a pleasure for all to behold, but to me sizable is still small enough to be handled in some way, shape or form. Come to think of it, how much are these gentlemen in question supposed to be liking these large funbags? Are we talking about guys who are like "Big boobs are all that matter to me! I'd like a woman with titties so big that they have to hop around on them like big inflatable beachballs!", or are we talking about a more moderate "Why yes, I do declare that I rather enjoy large breasts."

Either way, it doesn't matter, shit's genetic. As someone else said, there'd have to be one hell of a lot of traumatized dudes if breast preferences were that psychologically involved.

 

[Illyria99]

Seriously if the OP isn't taking the piss s/he (I'm guessing "it" is female) deserved to be taken out and shot.

OP, do women who like big penises have daddy issues?

Taken out and shot? Really? I think that's a bit extreme, don't you?

 

[Illyria99]

Well you being the person in question you're hardly in an unbiased position to evaluate the intelligence of your hypothesis, now are you?

If you had used proper punctuation, I might've understood this post. Care to try again?

 

[MrGrunge]

Wasn't this a Jerry Seinfailed episode?

What's the deal with men who like big breasts?? Are they some kinda deviant or something?

 

[tomdpimp]

Eyes are what I'm most attracted to first!

Breasts are great to have fun with! My wife has lots of markings there thanks to my 'fun'!

 

[smokemctoke420]

You're definitely in denial, my friend. Your fear of large breasts is clearly indicative of childhood trauma. I believe you are a physicist also, no? Involved in the study of large globular bodies, am I correct?
.................Need I say more?



play nicely please

OP, do women who like big penises have daddy issues?

[EDIT]

Forgive me for being so crude, but would you rather date a large-breasted girl who acted like a sack of flour in bed or a flat-chested, no-assed girl with a tight cunt who loved it up the arse, had squirting orgasms on a regular basis and gave epic deepthroat blowjobs?

Curves =/= sexual talent, brother. Although I do see your point, I also think it's not fair to the many girls who have "hidden" skills which far outstrip mere genetic inheritance.

Well you put it that way I guess it will be tight poon, no ass or tits FTW.

For the record I don't hate small girls, actually there quite nice. I just want a little titty or ass action that's all. I'm fine with a b cup but C cup is the perfect tit size IMO but yes you are right that they can't do anything about it because that's what genetics gave them.

 

[rangrz]

You're definitely in denial, my friend. Your fear of large breasts is clearly indicative of childhood trauma. I believe you are a physicist also, no? Involved in the study of large globular bodies, am I correct?
.................Need I say more

Actually, I study things ranging from point objects (No size/infintesmal size like an electron) to about about 15 femtometers on the large end (Like a uranium nucleus) for the most part. High Energy, nuclear and Particle physics=/=physical cosmology.

 

[Wolfmans_BrothEr]

Men are naturally attracted to big tits and curves bc we view them as better suited to carry a child. It's hardwired into our brains. I watched something on discovery about sexual attraction and they talked about it

 

[PNPGUYNY]

I'm a gay guy and was never breast fed. I have to say I LOVE LOVE LOVE big boobs. To me anything under a DD is malnourished.

 

[B1tO'RoughJack]

^that's pretty warped.

 

[Illyria99]

I'm a gay guy and was never breast fed. I have to say I LOVE LOVE LOVE big boobs. To me anything under a DD is malnourished.

Well, if they're firm and don't hang down to a girl's waist I'd be inclined to agree.

 

[XoxoMaryJane]

But then again I think women are a bit biased on the subject.
I personally find big breasts more attractive and I'm sure it's because I've got them. Just like I find blondes more attractive, or curvy women. & a few brunette friends I've talked to about this find brunettes more attractive.

I agree! I also find that according to the girl, I have big breasts, small waist, and a little bit of a ass Im a small girl though only 5'3 brown eyes & at present time long black hair. I personally find big breasts and girls or woman I should say with a nice figure cury more attractive. For me I would rather be taller! And blonde! But I can say my breasts have helped save me from getting any speeding tickets I also find that people tend to pose the question Real or Fake more so than mommy issues? Which or what is the difference with fake breasts?

 

[XoxoMaryJane]

I'm a gay guy and was never breast fed. I have to say I LOVE LOVE LOVE big boobs. To me anything under a DD is malnourished.

O holy hell you probably look like a Calvin Klein model that I would instantly fall madly in love with and then only to find out it would never ever happen! Heart broken </3 haha

 

[Pagey]

I also find that people tend to pose the question Real or Fake more so than mommy issues? Which or what is the difference with fake breasts?

I think both questions are kinda ridiculous...it seems like the only women who ask whether someone's breasts are fake or not are the jealous ones and for guys I suppose they find it's hotter cuz it's natural.
I don't care either way cuz I've got real ones

 

[XoxoMaryJane]

I think both questions are kinda ridiculous...it seems like the only women who ask whether someone's breasts are fake or not are the jealous ones and for guys I suppose they find it's hotter cuz it's natural.
I don't care either way cuz I've got real ones

That is what's up! Me too! The are real and they are fabulous!!! I agree though seems to be more of the jealous ones that are more concerned with the real or fake issue but also the first inline getting the fake ones. I live in rather small town not known for plastic surgery and I've only known 2 girls my whole life to ever have their breasts worked on. The first girl had ginormous breasts and had them reduced completely understand that. Had no problems. The 2nd recently young girl wanted big breasts so her and her husband saved some money and paid for half and took out a loan for the other half smh. I never knew they had boob loans. But she got them came and showed me and I gotta say they were really good. I was really impressed. But months later for some odd reason one slide or slipped but where on the right breast stood perfection. Left Breast sagged and hung off to the side of her body. Disaster! And she was already a really pretty girl. I'm not sure if they have gotten it completely corrected as of yet. But both girls said they were in incredible pain after the procedures and what they have to do with the nipples oh no no no hell no. Nobody is cutting on mine.

 

[B1tO'RoughJack]

Winning...this deserves a drink for your hand as it's pretty funny

I think I did a damn decent job given the amount of drugs I was on. Are your referring to the uncoupled comma? Or do you have an issue with my syntax/choice of vocabulary? (repetition of "you", choice of "an" instead of "the", etc? )

Regardless, I obviously over-estimated your intelligence if you're uncapable of understanding a relatively well-formulated question simply because of minor technical glitches.
That being said the mere fact you had to resort to grammatical pedantics as a retort leaves the joke on you, not me. And all this is besides the absurdity of this entire thread.

 

[Illyria99]

I think I did a damn decent job given the amount of drugs I was on. Are your referring to the uncoupled comma? Or do you have an issue with my syntax/choice of vocabulary? (repetition of "you", choice of "an" instead of "the", etc? )

Regardless, I obviously over-estimated your intelligence if you're uncapable of understanding a relatively well-formulated question simply because of minor technical glitches.
That being said the mere fact you had to resort to grammatical pedantics as a retort leaves the joke on you, not me. And all this is besides the absurdity of this entire thread.

Obviously, you do not grasp the concept of sarcasm. A bit sensitive, are we?

 

[Pagey]

That is what's up! Me too! The are real and they are fabulous!!! I agree though seems to be more of the jealous ones that are more concerned with the real or fake issue but also the first inline getting the fake ones. I live in rather small town not known for plastic surgery and I've only known 2 girls my whole life to ever have their breasts worked on. The first girl had ginormous breasts and had them reduced completely understand that. Had no problems. The 2nd recently young girl wanted big breasts so her and her husband saved some money and paid for half and took out a loan for the other half smh. I never knew they had boob loans. But she got them came and showed me and I gotta say they were really good. I was really impressed. But months later for some odd reason one slide or slipped but where on the right breast stood perfection. Left Breast sagged and hung off to the side of her body. Disaster! And she was already a really pretty girl. I'm not sure if they have gotten it completely corrected as of yet. But both girls said they were in incredible pain after the procedures and what they have to do with the nipples oh no no no hell no. Nobody is cutting on mine.

Ouch, that really sucks for that girl!
To be perfectly honest I've recently kinda been considering asking about breast reduction surgery because now that I've put on weight they're becoming quite, er, annoying. I barely fit in any of my clothes anymore and it's just because of 'em - it's also generally quite uncomfortable, it's harder to do exercise and it kinda hurts my back. Ughh. But I know they'll be fine once I lose the weight, which I'm working on, so I should probably wait it out.