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Gibberings CXVIII: We used to score using phone boxes

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Nowt like spending a Sunday morning writing about 17th century feminism :|

Actually it's pretty interesting, but goddamn I wish I didn't have to do it.
 
And I see the best of EADD's top totty continues to make an appearance! Bloody hell at this rate we'll have a knitting circle up and running before DS can speed snort a large line of ket :-)

Shambles please do the honours - tea, bacon butties and a cheeky grin if you don't mind <3
 
snolly said:
Nowt like spending a Sunday morning writing about 17th century feminism :|

Actually it's pretty interesting, but goddamn I wish I didn't have to do it.
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Mmm, the sort of thing that's interesting to study on your own, but when you're forced to do it...not so much. Who or what are you writing about? (I would have guessed Wollstonecraft, but I'm out by at least 100 years...)
 
Speaking of wimminz stuffs, I bought meself an electric toothbrush t'other day (cos it was actually cheaper (cost me £2.40) than the non-electric toothbrushes) and used it for the first time this morn. As if there weren't already enough reasons to have clit-envy :!

Those things pack a powerful ol' buzz 8o
 
OK enough of this can we talk about some men things? Shammy, what do you think of the Arsenal's chances against Swansea today? Reckon a decent cup run could be the only thing that gets the fans back onside with Wenger....;)
 
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Did you get new pants for your birthday Jan? any chance of modelling them for me and B&W?
 
Infinite Jest said:
Mmm, the sort of thing that's interesting to study on your own, but when you're forced to do it...not so much. Who or what are you writing about? (I would have guessed Wollstonecraft, but I'm out by at least 100 years...)
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Yeah haha, not so fun when it's uni-mandated but I'm getting there. I'm writing about Swetnam and the female response to his hilariously misogynistic pamphlets, some of it is like reading a 17th century edition of Nuts :D
 
Infinite Jest said:
OK enough of this can we talk about some men things? Shammy, what do you think of the Arsenal's chances against Swansea today? Reckon a decent cup run could be the only thing that gets the fans back onside with Wenger....;)
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Anal E? Swan's arse!

Pisspoor footy anagrams are as close to footy talk as I get, Jesty ;)

Actually, if one's gender was decided by filling in a multiple choice questionnaire I'm more or less certain I'd not pass for male. Nor female, I suspect. At best I could possibly hope for "quite blokish bird" or maybe "somewhat effeminate bloke".

EDIT: On the vital pants issue, I have one pair of boxers (stylish Simpsons ones) and one pair of applecatchers. Have no idea where the boxers came from but the applecatchers were given me as an emergency pant for a long-since forgotten pant-based emergency. Am not much of a pants man, me. Sould probably invest in some generic boxers for doctors appointments and that though. Past a certain age the likelihood of your GP requiring access to your nether regions seems to increase drastically and I don't want to come over as being too easy :o
 
Strange start to my day today. First of u woke myself up around 5am as I was holding a conversation out loud with myself while sleeping.
Then about an hour ago I really had to fight the urge to go and get a beer to drink.
I've only been drinking a couple a cans every few days for a short period of time. Never fancied a beer at that time of day for years and years.
Have a good day people.
 
Hmm I remember you saying not long ago that you wanted to get back in the habit of enjoying a few beers, seems you succeeded :) Maybe you just have to be clean clean, it may just be you're one of those people. But its OK, cos theres other good stuff out there you can fill your life with thats even better. See how you go I guess, have a good day too Max :)
 
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Anal E? Swan's arse!

Pisspoor footy anagrams are as close to footy talk as I get, Jesty ;)

Actually, if one's gender was decided by filling in a multiple choice questionnaire I'm more or less certain I'd not pass for male. Nor female, I suspect. At best I could possibly hope for "quite blokish bird" or maybe "somewhat effeminate bloke".
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Is ok, I got pinned as trans when I moved in by my housemate's dad. Whether he thought MtF or FtM I do not know, but I was a bit narked despite my housemate who's actually in the middle of transitioning MtF joking that if you were to look at the two of us it's me you'd assume used to be male :(

Though she is far hotter than I am
 
Had I wanted the beer in the evening I wouldn't have thought anything about it but it just seems wrong for me to have an urge to drink in the morning.
I know what you mean B&W by maybe I should be "clean clean" but like you also said I think I'm one of those people who feels the need to change my brain chemistry somehow.
I can't just be totally straight I just need to know that I can have something to change the way I feel.
Excellent flatmate has just returned with a copy of the new 'Sweeney' film, been wanting to see that for a while.
 
Oh man oh man. Second top comment really rings (ironically) true: '.....and not a mobile phone in sight'.
 
@SamHG I wouldn't go pulling out knives unless you intend to use it.
I learnt my lesson with that aged 17 when I pulled a knife and used it and got sentenced to 3years 9months for it and I was lucky cos another inch and it could have been murder.
So I don't fuck about with blades anymore.
 
great clip that, %)

morning, errr, afternoon...

lovely lie-in again (wife's had the week off work so for a change I've been getting the weekend lie-ins), clonazepam pisses on diaz.

We need a break, not a 3 month one or anything, but this week I've come closer than ever before to snapping me banjo string, really bruised at the moment. Done more damage this week than a 3 day speed session in Barcelona many years ago. Am using a powdered iodine spray, aparently ideal for "sports injuries and friction burns" =D , our local pharmacist has seen it all, she's much better than going to GP, and managed to maintain a poker face as she handed the spray to me and me wife.

Sam that sounds fucked. I remember fucked up situations when living in shared houses. So so pleased I don't have t go through any of that any more.

Dunno whats on today, couple of son's mates are round, could be a Nerf battle on the cards....
 
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