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Gibberings CXVIII: We used to score using phone boxes

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@ypth

naw im far from insane believe me.
im a sharp as a razor trust me
i just had a brush with tge darkside thats all and i found out..im not bad or evil. there is no attraction to it now.

theres only gods love shining bright.

u should see some of the gothic drawings i did when i was at school...witchy dark etc...im a good artist...n u?
 
@ypth

naw im far from insane believe me.
im a sharp as a razor trust me
i just had a brush with tge darkside thats all and i found out..im not bad or evil. there is no attraction to it now.

theres only gods love shining bright.

u should see some of the gothic drawings i did when i was at school...witchy dark etc...im a good artist...n u?

post em up! of course your not bad or evil maybe just been misguied over times sure we all have!
 
post em up! of course your not bad or evil maybe just been misguied over times sure we all have!
they are already up some where...photobuckey or sumthibg i finci.


ur not opening champagne really are you? hahaha

got any buckfast or juice
 
@ypth

naw im far from insane believe me.
im a sharp as a razor trust me
i just had a brush with tge darkside thats all and i found out..im not bad or evil. there is no attraction to it now.

theres only gods love shining bright.

u should see some of the gothic drawings i did when i was at school...witchy dark etc...im a good artist...n u?

Man theres no way I'd call you insane.. its a horrible word.. I have nothing but respect.. utter respect for everyone who has walked on that road. I know you are a warrior! A stoned immaculate one.

I like you acidd.. you're nice :)

I find solace in knowing that I am neither good or evil. My thoughts certainly can be as can my actions on occasion but the core of who I am.. the true self that endures and observes is love.

Ed: I paint when I can. Bloody paint is getting so expensive though isn't it?
 
think your leaning more to the good that evil Yella get that shitey thought from your mind
 
ahh cheers ypdh your post has made me :-) :-)
thats why i read ur posts in da past.some people were dismissive of you... i never underestimate people i dont know. i make my own mind up.and your tops ypdh A1 B-) bluebell aswell...all the cool ed'ers here none of the swines ;-) (no names)
 
I hear some kind of disturbance involving one of my housemates and a bloke in the kitchen. Sounded a bit like a 'domestic' style situation, so I leave it alone for a bit and smoke a joint.

The noise escalates, bloke can be heard to protest "but we had sex this morning", and it starts to sound a bit violent. In any case, it's disturbing me and I can hear my housemate is upst and intimdated. So I slip on some clothes, grab an empty wine bottle on the off-chance (or certainty) that he'll be a burlier guy than me and go into the kitchen, saying something like "keep it down, dickhead". My housemate tells me to go back to my room. The bloke, clearly already alarmed, parrots it, whreupon I tell him to show some respect, get the fuck out of the house or "I'd take his fucking head off" (yeah, I know). Whereupon my housemate says "no really - get back to your room". So I did.

They then leave the kitchen and the bickering continues, so I grab a kitchen knife to show I'm not fucking about. I'm running on pure instinct rather than machismo here, so it's less corny than it sounds. I decide upon the most threatening kitchen knife posture. That's machismo, admittedly, albeit practical if you don't actually want to employ said knife.

Next big noise I hear is the arrival of the rozzers. Then I hear them interviewing my housemate, who's now broken into floods of tears. Turns out the bloke had entered the house through the bathroom window (easy to do, as I've pointed out on occasion - just get up on the bins and onto the door ledge) and proceeded to bang on her door until she opened it, he was known to her but they'd never been in a relationship. He'd been there three hours. Those kind of questions. :|

Two and two together = not nice. If only I hadn't been comatose when it kicked off. Although the big, well-built Spanish guy next door must have heard the lot, as he definitely got up and went for a piss during the encounter, and the walls are paper thin.

I don't feel nice about being a man this morning.
 
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WTF SAM

that was a dream yeah ..

a pisstake..

seriously lol

go back to bed.

i live on 2nd apartment...no dickhead housrmates..fuxk dat
 
sam thats nuts...

waving knifes and bottles around in ur own home..
the boston strangler climbing in windows...Wtf

chaos sam...

move out
 
WTF SAM

that was a dream yeah ..

a pisstake..

seriously lol

go back to bed.

i live on 2nd apartment...no dickhead housrmates..fuxk dat

Nope, it was reality. Shitty, soul-crushing reality.

A six-stone drug addict has to even things up somehow. Anyway that's not the major worry. Poor fucking girl. Horrible 'man'.
 
sorry to hear that must be shit to be woken by that...i would have told went ape...scared the shit out of the geezer...no weapons..by psycho temper..forced him to leave..go back to my room in a pigs eye gtfo weird creepo
 
Sam knowing how the police think/operate in the UK you were pretty fucking lucky you didn't get done for some bollocks trumpted-up charge like "threatening to assault/being rude" or something. Good thing the guy had practically broken in because if the girl had sided with him you could have gone down for attempted murder or some shit. The UK is utterly fucked when it comes to dealing with these types of situations. Heard so many horror stories of people trying to do the right thing and the police just stomping in, misinterpreting it and hey presto you get a free night in jail and a stain on your record.

Luckily I was back in my room when I heard their voices, and I'd been smoking weed so my housemate avoided mentioning me at all in her statement, I think. Although had I not noticed the change in the voices and leapt out of the room with a kitchen knife, smelling of weed, I imagine I'd be in the cells right now.

I'll bear your arms advice in mind though. ;)
 
Morning, all :)

Blimey. Seems I missed out on Lay-deez Nite here in Gibbereings :(

Nice to see so many of EADD's top totty out and about - do please make a habit of it <3

Perhaps for the best I missed out on the brief flurry of theological debate though - few topics of conversation fit the phrase "Turd in the Punchbowl" quite as well as do folks and their imaginary friends :\

But in answer to Acieed, your folks probably didn't know about "The Rapture" cos it's not really in the Bible. Was just one bloke's distinctly belaboured attempt at interpreting a mish-mash of unrelated "prophecies" and passages that he came up with in the 19th Century that only ever gained popularity more recently in America. Presumably cos it comes over like the plot from a bad sci-fi movie and those who go along with his personal interpretation get to feel immensely smug and superior about themselves - above and beyond what they already do which really is going some 8o

That aside, crikey o'blimey, Sammy. All go at yours this morning too, eh? I do hope and trust all is now well. Sounds like a bit of a near-miss that one.

PS: On the "batter a burglar" bizniz, haven't the Tories recently changed the wording of the law to make it easier to get away with causing serious bodily harm and/or death to folk entering one's house univited? (as in burglarising more so than a handy excuse to twat jehovah's witnesses)
 
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