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[shimazu]

Matt Ryan and Peyton Manning have way better numbers than Alex Smith will ever sniff at. Russel Wilson, RG3, Matt Schaub, Flacco

all QBs with run games and good defenses that id take over Alex Smith, stats schmats

 

[Care]

Those guys have better gross numbers (more passing yards/attempts/TD's)

But as far as efficiency is concerned (yards per attempt, passer rating, TD/INT ratio) they dont.

Thats not my opinion, its a fact. He doesnt call the plays, he has no control over how many times he threw the ball.

Maybe some of those other guys you mentioned would have done better if they were in his shoes, we'll never know. But Smith did very well by any objective measure when he played this year, there is absolutely no denying that.

 

[China Rider]

i iv'ed dope for the first time

was harm reductive and played it safe pertaining to the amounts used...was retarded though for winging it based on what i've read and have witnessed in films that have accurately displayed IV use in a passable manner....but no personal instructor, just don't know any

honestly, this experience may have saved my life in a GOOD way

fucking IV use is such a disgusting game of extreme pain in the ass inconvenience and chance of pussy assed acidentical suicide

fuck that

iv'e got what it takes

i'm going to start playing 'run like hell type' pick up basketball, i miss it, considering i played twice a week every week years prior and i'm also returning to the sexual active lifestyle again, but this time it's actually going to be a challenge because damn well i'm obeying to a strict diet of borderline straight edge woman who support my sobriety, i don't feel like i should hide my (hopefully past) use to new woman i meet, no you won't see me in SLR and i kind of already have a woman who could be this lol indeed

i want money again god dammit, i'm finally fucking making some decent 40 hour a week kind of cash,living rent fre and most meals given to me, yet i'm wasting it all selfishly to get high, and suddenly i'm all jacked up in sweet ass debt for first time in my life.. owe money to the bank, no way in hell, not even closest friends to i ask for or allow them start some kind of open loan

if i continue this bullshit, the following is without doubt not happening:

i've always dreamt of starting my own family, but breaking all the rules and shit, like the relationship lasting as something that is a genuinely really awesome experience, for at least 25 years, because i will give a shit, would be be a kick ass dad(coaching sports teams, go fishing a lot, teaching basics to most sports with(kind of a test too, if the kid isn't into this shit he may not be mine),openly display love around the house and most importunately spending most of my money towards their happiness(this sounds like mission impossible if you're kids don't live with you), plus several other essential kick ass dad traits

commit to an overly impressed wife who enjoys awarding me in lovely ways it(you may see me in SLR one day for this) and i really need to get away from unhealthy real family, even though they are fucking awesome people

no way that kind of shit deserves or happens to a junkie....

i only tell you guys this kind of shit because i feel like if tell mom-bl'ers this info it would undoubtedly cause unwanted drama and TDS is filled with pedos and trannies(i might have exaggerated a little) and for the most part you're all friends of mine who just happen to be pretty damn anonymous

if you say anything, let it be something else besides 'go see a professional'; cause i will be soon

now please make light of me being a more than likely gigantic wack job

 

[Care]

youre a gigantic whack job

starting to iv dope and starting a family do not go together bro

what happened to quitting?

 

[ArCi]

i iv'ed dope for the first time

was harm reductive and played it safe pertaining to the amounts used...was retarded though for winging it based on what i've read and have witnessed in films that have accurately displayed IV use in a passable manner....but no personal instructor, just don't know any

honestly, this experience may have saved my life in a GOOD way

fucking IV use is such a disgusting game of extreme pain in the ass inconvenience and chance of pussy assed acidentical suicide

fuck that

iv'e got what it takes

i'm going to start playing 'run like hell type' pick up basketball, i miss it, considering i played twice a week every week years prior and i'm also returning to the sexual active lifestyle again, but this time it's actually going to be a challenge because damn well i'm obeying to a strict diet of borderline straight edge woman who support my sobriety, i don't feel like i should hide my (hopefully past) use to new woman i meet, no you won't see me in SLR and i kind of already have a woman who could be this lol indeed

i want money again god dammit, i'm finally fucking making some decent 40 hour a week kind of cash,living rent fre and most meals given to me, yet i'm wasting it all selfishly to get high, and suddenly i'm all jacked up in sweet ass debt for first time in my life.. owe money to the bank, no way in hell, not even closest friends to i ask for or allow them start some kind of open loan

if i continue this bullshit, the following is without doubt not happening:

i've always dreamt of starting my own family, but breaking all the rules and shit, like the relationship lasting as something that is a genuinely really awesome experience, for at least 25 years, because i will give a shit, would be be a kick ass dad(coaching sports teams, go fishing a lot, teaching basics to most sports with(kind of a test too, if the kid isn't into this shit he may not be mine),openly display love around the house and most importunately spending most of my money towards their happiness(this sounds like mission impossible if you're kids don't live with you), plus several other essential kick ass dad traits

commit to an overly impressed wife who enjoys awarding me in lovely ways it(you may see me in SLR one day for this) and i really need to get away from unhealthy real family, even though they are fucking awesome people

no way that kind of shit deserves or happens to a junkie....

i only tell you guys this kind of shit because i feel like if tell mom-bl'ers this info it would undoubtedly cause unwanted drama and TDS is filled with pedos and trannies(i might have exaggerated a little) and for the most part you're all friends of mine who just happen to be pretty damn anonymous

if you say anything, let it be something else besides 'go see a professional'; cause i will be soon

now please make light of me being a more than likely gigantic wack job

I knew from the first line this post was going to be fucking hilarious.

I could not have been more correct.

Lol great post China.. but seriously it's a good thing you are starting to think and want these type of things in your life. Don't give up man you can quit eventually.

 

[suburu]

lol CR, I'd get all the happy families Mittyesque talk right out of your head for a start.

Always good to have some goals but keep it simple for now eh man, one step at a time. Girlfriend, yes. Babies? Fuckin' hell nooo. Good luck with it.


Fuck, I wish my overly impressed girlfriend would reward me in lovely ways right now haha!

 

[China Rider]

i'll fucking do my time and step dad for a few years if i have to god damnit

i'll be known as uncle CR, not just CR, and def not dad

what the fuck is wrong with wanting to be a father?
and anyone who thinks current or former hardcore drug users can't be incredible fathers are fucking retarded and should have their account disabled

i see care completely missed the point of my post, it's okay the marijuana withdraws are really messing with his head atm....

the post was mostly satire, making light of a pretty serious dilemma, with the point being i've laid down an ultimatum for myself and have weighed out the factors of the junkie lifestyle and there's no winning that way, i probably will use again in a few days and that's okay

there are better things(not many) out there than getting high as fuck and nodding away into the night and i truly believe that without ever having to discover jesus

fuck my biggest issue isn't even dope, it's my klonopin addiction, but yanno it's cool brah, i'm rx'ed!
naw, not cool, take the shit everyday just cause i have to, ween nigga, ween

have a great new year

 

[alasdairm]

your rams addiction is significantly more worrisome to me than any dope habit.

alasdair

 

[China Rider]

dude it's AP's #11 ranked minnesota golden gopher basketball time now

big ten play starts new years eve vs MSU

can't wait

i won't start caring about the rams again until about august

when that time comes i'll be huffing janoris jenkins hair every fucking day

 

[Wyld 4 X]

You know there was this other QB that threw short passes almost exclusively named Joe Montana, he won 4 superbowls.

You are seriously comparing a HoF, MVP, 4 time Super Bowl champion QB to Alex Smith? El oh fking El !

Get back on the dope because you are reaching way too far to defend a guy who has 1......ONE....playoff victory in his career.

You know another QB who experts think is great and has 1 playoff win, Tony Romo. I would rather have Tony Romo as my starting QB than Alex Smith. At least I know he can get the ball down the field to a WR a few times a game.

 

[Care]

You are seriously comparing a HoF, MVP, 4 time Super Bowl champion QB to Alex Smith? El oh fking El !

Get back on the dope because you are reaching way too far to defend a guy who has 1......ONE....playoff victory in his career.

You know another QB who experts think is great and has 1 playoff win, Tony Romo. I would rather have Tony Romo as my starting QB than Alex Smith. At least I know he can get the ball down the field to a WR a few times a game.

Not the HoF, MVP, 4 time champ part, but the short passing part, yes, I am. You guys seem to think if he doesn't throw the OMFG LONGBALL every play he is worthless, which is not true. Highlight reel plays dont necessarily win football games.

 

[Care]

i'll fucking do my time and step dad for a few years if i have to god damnit

i'll be known as uncle CR, not just CR, and def not dad

what the fuck is wrong with wanting to be a father?
and anyone who thinks current or former hardcore drug users can't be incredible fathers are fucking retarded and should have their account disabled

i see care completely missed the point of my post, it's okay the marijuana withdraws are really messing with his head atm....

the post was mostly satire, making light of a pretty serious dilemma, with the point being i've laid down an ultimatum for myself and have weighed out the factors of the junkie lifestyle and there's no winning that way, i probably will use again in a few days and that's okay

there are better things(not many) out there than getting high as fuck and nodding away into the night and i truly believe that without ever having to discover jesus

fuck my biggest issue isn't even dope, it's my klonopin addiction, but yanno it's cool brah, i'm rx'ed!
naw, not cool, take the shit everyday just cause i have to, ween nigga, ween

have a great new year

Nah man im pretty much over the weed at this point, i feel fantastic actually.

Its just sad for me to see you talking about all these things you want in your life while you start IVing dope. You can keep calling it satire and making fun of me for "missing the point" to make yourself feel better about it though.

 

[Wyld 4 X]

Not the HoF, MVP, 4 time champ part, but the short passing part, yes, I am. You guys seem to think if he doesn't throw the OMFG LONGBALL every play he is worthless, which is not true. Highlight reel plays dont necessarily win football games.

Ah that, not to mention that Montana was about as clutch as any QB that ever played the game but sure, they both throw a damn nice short pass.

 

[Thanatos]

Hey Arci, are you gonna infract me if I start posting in S&G more?

 

[Care]

Wow, I pulled a B in my constitutional law class, I had a C going into the final. My GPA is almost a 3.4 now, and should be over a 3.4 when I graduate after my easy classes next semester. I thought for sure I was going to get my first C at university.

Im applying to a law school prep program through UC Davis, I hope it get it. They give you free LSAT prep classes (usually 1000's of dollars) and it looks good on your application. It feels really good to be pulling success out of the fire considering my early community college days were full of partying, F's, and generally not giving a fuck.

 

[Thanatos]

Care, you just gave me a ton of hope for me. I'm studying physical therapy-athletic training but have a couple bad grades on my transcript. Congrats my man!

 

[Care]

Good luck sir.

 

[34-dihydroxyphen]

I have been wasting away with Far Cry 3 lately.


That game is titties.

 

[China Rider]

after going thru tough w/ds and fainting in front of my parents(prob from dehydration) i confessed my heroin use

good times...

after initial complete bitch awful reaction, today my mom wrote me this weird ass love letter thru e-mail, even though we live together, lol

i need to get on suboxone, ride that shit out or a few years , and that's that

 

[34-dihydroxyphen]

after going thru tough w/ds and fainting in front of my parents(prob from dehydration) i confessed my heroin use

good times...

after initial complete bitch awful reaction, today my mom wrote me this weird ass love letter thru e-mail, even though we live together, lol

i need to get on suboxone, ride that shit out or a few years , and that's that

I would recommend that. I've been on Suboxone for the past 4 or 5 years or so, and it allowed me to learn to live (relatively) sober without the pressure of knowing that one slip-up and I would be back trying to get into rehab again. It allowed me to use heroin/oxy occasionally, without having to worry about hardcore dependency with no exit strategy, until I got sick of it, and honestly, the last time I did oxy or heroin was when the Heat lost in the Finals a couple years back, and my life is so much more together now that I really don't see myself using again.

If I went to straight rehab I think I would still be fucking up.